Fun With Retards (1785 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.51 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (View user info) at 2004-07-22 20:14:30 EDT
I like to fuck retards. Why you ask because they are always screaming some weird shit. There is nothing better than hearing a retarded bitch scream "jsdh lasf a dsi;lfj ;" and then it's fun to punch them in the face why, just because.
I also like to tell them that my cock tastes like vanilla ice cream. Those tards will lick my cock for an hour trying to get thier ice cream. Plus no one believes them when they say you stuck your winky do in their no no hole, they're retarded who the fuck cares.
I should get a medal for making tards happy all over the world. People should make statues to me and bow down to my huge cock. Well I am going to get drunk and fuck some down syndrome bitches, they're my favorite. Have a good night nerds of Uber.
User Reviews
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-19 19:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I MISS YOU SNUGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-19 18:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lucy Furr <lucyfurr.at.aol.com> at 2004-09-28 01:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did your mother have any kids that lived?
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lynne just the thought of fucking you causes me to cum all over my keyboard.
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-28 18:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-23 01:24:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Lynne how fucking dare you, now God is going to give us a retarded child when I fuck the shit out of you, then I'll be forced to leave and fuck more tards. I love you.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I love you, too... Time will heal our wounds.
I hope your girlfriend forgives you for having a little Lynne on the side...
Submitted by Mr._Pantyboy_Toiletpaper (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny!
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Akegata- I am high on the thought of jerking off.
Will-Fuck off you cock sucking animal fucker
Shaft-What the fuck does this look like a fucking chat room.
FloridaSisterKisser-I just got done banging your sisters loose asshole.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-23 09:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nothing interesting/funny/logical/cute/correct/cool here
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-23 09:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-22 21:11:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
One more because my testicles just started talking to each other in French
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
that is beautiful
Submitted by Shaft (user info) at 2004-07-23 04:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
snuugles you are so funny!!!!
a/s/l
Submitted by Akegata (user info) at 2004-07-23 04:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What are you on?
Submitted by floridastate311 (user info) at 2004-07-23 04:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another -2 because you made me forget.
Submitted by floridastate311 (user info) at 2004-07-23 04:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I meant to give you a -2 but i'm fucked up.
Submitted by floridastate311 (user info) at 2004-07-23 04:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bro, you really need to get a life.
This is the first time I visited this site this late, and thats only becasue I'm wasted and can't go to sleep.
So I'm bored, and what elso do I see but your ass, posting at all hours of the night.
Really, go out and get some pussy, even if it is a retard.
Submitted by Hope <outoftime004467.at.aol.com> at 2004-07-23 01:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
omg that is sooooooooooooo funny, but it is funny in the meanest way. people who are retarded can't help it! Maybe you make them feel better by fucking them, who knows. You sound like a dick so if a retard person came up to me and said you did it to them in to 'no no hole' i would believe the retard, not your bitch ass.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-23 01:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lynne how fucking dare you, now God is going to give us a retarded child when I fuck the shit out of you, then I'll be forced to leave and fuck more tards. I love you.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2004-07-23 01:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol.. you the man
Submitted by Fishtits (user info) at 2004-07-23 00:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"your winky do in their no no hole"-
CLASSIC!!!
Submitted by laurenthepirate (user info) at 2004-07-23 00:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because this was shit, and sully stole my user name.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-07-22 22:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoever thinks this is funny is a pathetic asshole. Those people were born that way and they can't help if they're not as mentally developed as the rest of us. How would you like it if you looked like them and everyone made fun of you and you could hear their jeers in your disabled brain. But then you started thinking about eating crayons cuz you're a retard.
Awesome post. +2 for sure.
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-22 22:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your girlfriends a keeper snuggles.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-22 22:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I saw the picture, I cracked up.
I'm going to hell.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-22 21:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One more because my testicles just started talking to each other in French
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-22 21:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really liked this little bit:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I like to fuck retards. Why you ask because they are always screaming some weird shit. There is nothing better than hearing a retarded bitch scream "jsdh lasf a dsi;lfj ;" and then it's fun to punch them in the face why, just because.
I also like to tell them that my cock tastes like vanilla ice cream. Those tards will lick my cock for an hour trying to get thier ice cream. Plus no one believes them when they say you stuck your winky do in their no no hole, they're retarded who the fuck cares.
I should get a medal for making tards happy all over the world. People should make statues to me and bow down to my huge cock. Well I am going to get drunk and fuck some down syndrome bitches, they're my favorite. Have a good night nerds of Uber.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-22 21:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anything that starts off with 'I like to fuck retards' is gold in my book.
BRILLIANT!
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
funny, but -1 for unoriginal topic
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope God sees to it that you father a handicapped child to raise.
He's funny like that
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
...
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
0 because you didn't indicate your inspiration (me.)
Submitted by Lynne at 2004-07-22 20:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
:( offensive...
I'm not logged in though, so my rating doesn't count anyway...
I hope you'll forgive me for this, Snuggles.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I thought this would be your autobiography...
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh God, this is bad. Its even worse that I laugh at it.
I feel so dirty.