Isaac returns, notes changes, and tries his hand at paint (575 hits)
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Submitted by Isaac Zeccs (View user info) at 2004-07-23 06:45:25 EDT
I haven't submitted anything for a long time uber, but with the recent trend of paintbrush drawings, i became inspired to post again.
Just to update anyone who cares to know about my life, I've been living large for the past month, and it has felt good. Being that i have no career or long-term goals to invest my time in, i have been doing the next best thing:
Drugs.
My body is currently being supported solely by coffee, alcohol, and hash. I've lost about 10 pounds since June. I'm jittery. I do completely irrational things on an almost daily basis, and i haven't washed my hair in days.
Recently, i got fucked-off-my-ass drunk and ended up having sex with my bosses' niece, so I have spent some time looking for a new job.
I've also been spending a lot of time:
-Working in the garden
-Playing with my dog
-Recording an LP with my funk band
-Swimming in the lake
-Washing dishes
-Stealing fresh produce
-Selling weed
-Taking photographs
-Welding
-Getting high and walking around my neighborhood very early in the morning
I have NOT been spending a lot of time:
-Sleeping
-Praying to a higher power
-Donating money to worthy causes
-Shaving
-Keeping up on current worldly events
-Making sense to other people
-Speed reading
And the point of this is?
Well you fuck, the point IS, that after years of telling myself that drugs, alcohol, and casual sex would never fill a void in my life, i can honestly say that i was wrong. If anything, the above activities have strengthened my relationship with both family and friends, provided me with creative energy, and endless enjoyment, helped me lose weight, be a more outgoing person, increase my income and become a more successful musician.
Has hard work, strong moral fiber, or faith ever done that for me?
Nope, not a fucking chance.
So suck it, responsibility.
With that said, i'll leave you with a picture i drew using MSN Paint.
It took me about 20 minutes, (because i don't suck) and it's a portrait of yours truly.
Enjoy.
-Isaac Zeccs
User Reviews
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-07-27 17:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't being dinvictive by giving you a -2, i did it because you suck at writing.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-27 10:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Disturbing.
Nice attempt though, ha!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-24 16:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never knew MSPaint was truly an art medium until these last few weeks. Amazing.
Submitted by coley <notonubermuch> at 2004-07-24 16:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heya Isaac! good to see you're still alive. Perhaps you aren't having casual sex with the right people?
just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello from your southern neighbor.
:D
coley
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-23 16:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zeccs me up.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a paint-off!
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-23 09:13:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
Who knew the whole planet was so good at MS Paint?
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Not the whole planet, just me:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38520
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38671
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38843
With my hit-whoring for the day finished, this drawing ain't half bad.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well first of all, i have never worked a corporate job in the traditional sense. I'm a fucking dishwasher. Also, i haven't been fired yet, but i assume that eventually my boss will find out about me sleeping with her niece, and probably a lot of other things that can get me fired as well.
But i'm a fucking dishwasher, and i want to get a new job anyway. At least something that doesn't involve fried foods.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-23 13:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice pic. i mean, REALLY nice pic for 20 goddamn minutes.
oh and i agree with what stranger said. except the god part. god sux.
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Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-23 10:35:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hang in there Isaac. I have been where you are, and feeling what you are feeling.
Manual labor around the house can kick mucho asso for stress relief.
Working a corporate job steals your soul.
Playing with your pets saves your soul.
Reconnecting with nature brings you closer to God.
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Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-23 13:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
plus two for getting fired.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-23 13:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kiketta (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that's the best Paint picture I've ever seen. +2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back, Zeccs.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for sharing.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's nice to finally read something about the importance of bettering yourself and setting goals...I commend you sir!
Nice pic by the way.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-23 10:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hang in there Isaac. I have been where you are, and feeling what you are feeling.
Manual labor around the house can kick mucho asso for stress relief.
Working a corporate job steals your soul.
Playing with your pets saves your soul.
Reconnecting with nature brings you closer to God.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-23 09:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be put on pamhplets (sic) and sent out to middle school kids.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-23 09:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who knew the whole planet was so good at MS Paint?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-23 08:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ah, yes. Hedonism.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-07-23 06:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, despite at first hating the new uber layout, i find that the quality of the site is through the roof since the new design was put in place, and i salute bart for making it a change for the better.