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WWYRSW: SPECIAL MENAGE-A-TROIS EDITION: BOND GIRLS vs POWERS WOMEN (4451 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.61 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by reallybored (View user info) at 2004-07-23 10:51:02 EDT


Normally we have a one on one grudgefest between two beauties for the right to be called Miss WWYRSW, however today we have a bonus! Instead of one on one, we are going to do three on three. Without further adieu I give you WWYRSW!


In today's issue we focus on the world of international spies, and their lovers. Specifically the Bond Girls vs the Powers Women.


BOND GIRLS:
Name: Izabella Scorupco aka Natalya Simonova
Movie: GoldenEye
Fun Fact: She can moan your name in four languages. Woot!
Name: Ursula Andress aka Honey Rider
Movie: Dr. No
Fun Fact: Considered the definitive Bond Girl. During filming her measurements were 37 1/2-22-35 (!).
Name Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore
Movie: Goldfinger
Fun Fact: Her name is Pussy Galore, that's glorious!
RB's personal comment: Here's a website dedicated to the Bond Girls. http://jmsbond.tripod.com/girls.html


POWERS WOMEN:
Name: Elizabeth Hurley aka Vanessa Kensington
Movie: AP: International Man of Mystery
Fun Fact: At one point she was considered to be a bond girl in GoldenEye.
Name: Heather Graham aka Felicity Shagwell
Movie: AP2: The Spy who Shagged Me.
Fun Fact: She hasn't talked to her parents in two years because they disapprove of the movies she does. HAHA, FUCK YOU DAD!
Name Beyonce Knowles aka Foxxxy Cleopatra
Movie: AP3: GoldMember
Fun Fact: She's black.
RB's personal comment: Fook Mi - Diane Mizota, is much hotter than Fook Yu - Carrie Ann Inaba.


Now the question is...who would you rather sleep with?


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Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-02-15 20:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bond Girls. I know it's late, but let's bring this back.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

While you were away, I took a stab at this:

WWYRSW: Sexy Business Suits or Loose Hippie Bitches.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43110

just filling the void.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-27 09:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

see my dust...eat it.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh rb, the things you miss when you don't uber on the weekends.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-26 07:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There is no denying the power of a Bond Girl. Although there have been disappointments (Halle Berry COUGH), they FARFAR exceed the Powers Girls. Also, may I add that I would totally do Ursella Andress (Undress, HA), and also that that is a shitty ass picture of her.

her body is like WHOA

goddamn it i wish i hadn't eaten that cake.

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-26 06:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Beyonce is a fat nigger bitch.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-24 05:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No question: Bond girls

Liz Hurley is pretty hot, and Heather Graham is sizzlin' [yo] but Beyonce annoys the living hell out of me. She was the worst Powers girl of the three, and besides, I hear black people have cooties.

Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-23 23:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Elizabeth Hurley chick...Beyonce looks like a mess.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously.

Why do you force me to make decisions as hard as this?

FUCK YOU!

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How about a menage-a-seis*.

*Or however the fuck you spell 6 in french.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In their prime, definitely the bond girls.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heather graham needs to fucking eat something.

The picture on in the middle bottom is almost disgusting if it weren't for the shiny.

Mmmm shiny

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bond girls. They're expendable.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bond girls.

although miss shagwell equals two bond girls.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-07-23 10:56:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think my brain just exploded...

Elizabeth Hurley is almost single-handedly enough to make me go with the Powers girls... but I hate Beyonce with such a passion I have to chose the Bond girls instead.

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My thoughts EXACTLY!

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

tough call. had you picked someone with implants it would've easily tilted teh decision in the other direction as i'm not a fan of fake... well fake anything really.

but though the bond girls are legendary, and i don't like Beyonce, the Hurley/Graham combo seals the deal. and though i don't like Beyonce at all i have to admin that she's still REALLY goddamn hot.

Powers. no question.

Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-07-23 13:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

uh, Bond Girls, duh?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My girlfriend looks just like Heather Graham


Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*Consults the 8-ball for an answer*

"Signs point to yes"


Well that solved that dilemma.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

powers women.

Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Bond.

Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bond girls

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well done.

Had you chosen one of the black Bond Girls, I would have voted for the classics.

But your Powers combinations is very diverse: a british brunette chick, a fair haired girl, and a sexy black girl with a fro.

So I vote for the Powers girls. Besides, those Bond girls never shaved there hairy bushes back then.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BOND GIRLS!!!! BY FAR...


Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The bond girl in the bikini has the oddest looking stomach.

Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bond Girls

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Since we're talking group sex, couldn't I say ALL OF THEM?

But if you want me to make a choice, Bond girls it is. Quantity over quailty.

Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What's WWYRSW ? A Wyoming wrestling league ?
+2 for hot women, I didn't read.

Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bond.

Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bond girls in a second

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FYI: Anna K. Won last weeks WWYRSW.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I WANT TO BE THE MEAT IN A HURLEY AND GRAHAM CRACKER SANDWICH.

Ooooohhhhh {{{shudder}}} <(SQUIRT)>

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hurly makes it close, but the bond girls definitely win this match.

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-23 10:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

powers girls

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-07-23 10:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think my brain just exploded...

Elizabeth Hurley is almost single-handedly enough to make me go with the Powers girls... but I hate Beyonce with such a passion I have to chose the Bond girls instead.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-23 10:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I,m going with the Bond girls all the way.

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-23 10:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Editors Note: For this edition we had to change some formatting, i hope that doesnt bother anybody. Also due to time constraints (and my boss walking by) i was not able to get pictures from only the movies the girls were in. So some of the pictures are not from a bond or powers movie. I hope this doesnt hurt the high level of trust i have with my readers.

Enjoy.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-23 10:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bond girls. Definitely.


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