Who would you kill? (1117 hits)
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (View user info) at 2004-07-23 11:44:10 EDT
If you could kill anyone and get away with it who would it be? (saying me is unoriginal)
I'd kill Smokey the Bear for being a whiny bitch.
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-07-25 04:35:26 EDT (#)
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"I'd kill Snap, Crackle and Pop, just to see if thats the sounds their bones make when I break those midgets in half. At least the Keebler elves make cookies."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA
As for me, I honestly do not know...
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-07-25 04:15:30 EDT (#)
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Charles Adkins, Taco Bell, Subway, AOL, and any other gizz snorter that caused the anti-carb bullshit wave that continues to push my blood pressure nearer to the breaking point. I was at the Schlafly Brew House drinking it up a plenty watching a kickin swing band. I went downstairs to order a fat ass venison burger, 8oz style when the waiter (who looked like a hippie) brings it to me served on an english muffin. I swear I contemplated our justice system's revolving door policy as it refers to passionate murder.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-25 02:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
O.J. Simpson..JFK style....just to make sure to the rest of the world understands that you really never can get away with it....famous or not
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-07-23 22:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My nextdoor neighbor. That bitch cut down my favoite climbing tree.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-07-23 21:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That fucking piece of shit who "beat boxes" on the Winterfresh commercial.
What a pussy.
Submitted by Yenegi (user info) at 2004-07-23 21:22:06 EDT (#)
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I can't say, as the cops already have me down for "A terroristic threat."
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-07-23 21:18:39 EDT (#)
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Paris Hilton. Because nobody should be that privledged and have so much attention with so little fucking talent. She's not even talented enough to be a good actress in that crappy homemade porno. She looks like she's made of wax and popsicle sticks and has "noassitol" syndrome.
Geez, who peed in my low-carb cornflakes?
Ferretnose
Submitted by Uptown_Alexa (user info) at 2004-07-23 17:50:28 EDT (#)
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Definately whoever was in charge of making Rocky V
Submitted by Devil at 2004-07-23 17:21:21 EDT (#)
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Damn near everyone on this gay site.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:42:23 EDT (#)
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Ryan Seacrest, because I don't think he would give the rabbit any Trix. What a cunt.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All sorts of U.S. citizens on this site... and nobody said Bin Laden.
I'm not going to say him either, I'm going to say myself...
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:40:49 (#)
Ranking: 1
This one's easy. Whoever is responsible for the advertisements that come out of Old Navy. A close second is that bitch who tells me, in song, to ask her about her Toyota. I'd like to ask her about how her Toyota feels when I repeatedly back over her with it.
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that's some hilarious shit right there
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-07-23 13:54:10 EDT (#)
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The Republicans.
Submitted by cacodemon (user info) at 2004-07-23 13:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd kill the cyberdemon and the spider mastermind. They're always getting up on my shit.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-23 13:23:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.whowouldyoukill.com/
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-23 13:01:34 EDT (#)
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Fran Drescher (she was on that show The Nanny)
I'd rip out her vocal chords and strangle her with them.
She has the most annoying voice on the planet.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd kill reallybored for being such an egotistical bastard.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:44:19 EDT (#)
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Theres one guy I know who I would be happy to assist in making the world a better place by shooting him in the back of the head and posting pictures of his missing face on the net.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My evil twin sister.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This one's easy. Whoever is responsible for the advertisements that come out of Old Navy. A close second is that bitch who tells me, in song, to ask her about her Toyota. I'd like to ask her about how her Toyota feels when I repeatedly back over her with it.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd kill Snap, Crackle and Pop, just to see if thats the sounds their bones make when I break those midgets in half. At least the Keebler elves make cookies.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:27:52 EDT (#)
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liv tyler
i cringed everytime that bitch showed up in LoTR. She fucking ruined more scenes than I care to remember. That and I saw her on tv talking about what a beautiful language elvish was and theen she started "speaking" in elvish. damn stupid whore. wtf. that is as bad as a trekkie talking in klingon.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:19:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd kill god
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i already killed god
me and him were having a drinking contest and lets just say he's a pussy
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jerry Fawwell (sic)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:21:49 EDT (#)
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Actually, now that I think about it, I'd kill O.J.
Wouldn't it be ironic if he was murdered and the guy who killed him got away with it?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:19:47 EDT (#)
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I'd kill god
Submitted by cremain (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:18:09 EDT (#)
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Potato, just loosen his wheel nuts and roll him down a steep hill....
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:17:08 EDT (#)
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Is it me or does it look like he soiled teh front of his trousers?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:15:50 EDT (#)
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I'd kill superman.
Submitted by UniBrowZIT (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GWB
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:03:13 EDT (#)
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The bitch who went after my son.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow- You know how to make masterpieces on MSPaint, TOO!?
Submitted by Flatuloso (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob Sagat - he's far past his prime.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd like to drive a blunt piece of steel into Dr Phil's left eye.
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are a legend
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:48:26 EDT (#)
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hurry up with the martha stewart story.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:46:21 EDT (#)
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If I could say who I honestly wanted to kill, the FBI would ring up the RCMP and say "can you capture this dude so that we can interrogate and imprison him?"
So...I would say I definitely want to kill everyone I don't like. Happy?
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:45:40 EDT (#)
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I'd kill your mother, therefore negating your birth.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:45:00 EDT (#)
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SMB kicks ass.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:44:49 EDT (#)
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Smokey the Bear is the man. He's sort of the unofficial Bruins mascot.