Anal - The Last Frontier? (662 hits)
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Submitted by Tim DeStefano <tdestefano.at.swartzcampbell.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-23 14:14:39 EDT
Being recently married, I've realized that some questions you can't asked even you closest friends without fear of it getting back to your spouse, so I chose the great minds of the populace of Uber to help me out.
During our engagement, my wife and I deceided to hold off on the anal adventures until we were married, which I agreed to as I felt it would heighten the anticipation, like knowing on Christmas Day your going to get a gift that really kicks ass. Before we were married we obviously endevoured into the mirad of sexual scenarios, toys, you name it, but now that we are married, I'm hesitant as I finally realized that after anal there are no more suprises, no more heights to be reached, no GI Joe attack vehicle to unwrap. It's sad but not really because were discussing anal sex. I know alot of people are probably saying, what a bitch just fuck her in the ass already, but I don't give a shit, fuck whoever you want in the ass repeatedly, this is my problem and I need imput.
The two scenarios I see playing out are either we do it, she doesn't like it and it never happens again or it goes well and is added to our normal jaunt just like many other features of sex like hair pulling. The latter is more rational and what I fear rushing into.
So, should I dive in head first (pun intended) or should I wait and relish the accomplishment when it finally happens?
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Submitted by madaxe42 (user info) at 2004-07-23 20:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Of course assfuck her, but be careful. Don't go wild or anything, if you hurt something oyu'll never get to do it again. ALso anal is good because it's easy, there's only really one position so you can do it anywhere (hint: butt fucking in a public place) with little fear of being caught
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-23 17:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Anal is kind of like riding its a small world ride. You do it once just to say you did it. Its not really that fun.
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Can someone make me a bumper sticker that says that?
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My first opportunity to link-whore, and it's very appropriate. I think you'll appreciate a third scenario that perhaps you and your wife have not considered:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38370
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jebus. Honestly, some people have no idea how incredibly varied sex can be. Pulling her hair? That's such a big deal you list it? Tie her up and tease her with a vibrating buttplug for few hours. Call her names and stuff every hole in her body with dildos while you use her hair to jack off. Anal sex is not 'the final frontier', it's just another part of sex. And there are a LOT of things far more taboo than that. It never, ever needs to get boring - unless you are. In that case, there's no help for you. Fuck her ass and then take up celibacy.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Degreeless, did you need to log out?
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:35:29 EDT (#)
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Anal is kind of like riding its a small world ride. You do it once just to say you did it. Its not really that fun.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-23 14:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I logged out because I am a chicken, and didn't really feel comfortable saying what I am about to say with my name attached.
I am a girl, and I will tell you this, anal sex is awesome. It's my favorite sexual activity. Go for it. Use lots of lube, and go nice and slow. The very first entry is the key, and if you can get through that with minimal pain, the rest is lovely. The trick is to enter just a little at a time, and give her a few seconds to relax the muscles before entering a little more. Once you have full entry the muscles will be accustomed to having an object there and then you can go to town. There are all kinds of nerve endings down there, and it can be just as pleasurable for her as for you, maybe even more so. If you touch her clit a little as you go, I promise you'll have her screaming. The best orgasms I've ever had were during anal sex.
I don't think you should worry about it being the "last" sexual adventure or anything silly like that, because when you have a large sexual repetoire, you have lots to choose from and can keep things lively by switching it up. Variety is truly the spice of life.
Happy fucking!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're married, you own her now... do as you will
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anal - The final frontier? I dont think so. Your just adding yourself more fun.
Think about it. You can fuck her mouth.....then her tits...then her beaver.....then her ass.....then her armpit....etc etc. in one sitting. The fun bit is deciding which bit to fuck next.
I like this order.
1. Hand
2. Tits
3. Cunt
4. Ass
5. Mouth
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go for it.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-23 14:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Take a shower first and have her douche that shit (no pun) out.
Get some Astroglide and lube up your member as well as her hole.
Go for it slowy and enjoy!
Submitted by Dirty Sanchez at 2004-07-23 14:26:27 EDT (#)
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Go for it, shove a broom handle up the slut's ass.
Submitted by brodiesattva (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:22:06 EDT (#)
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personally, I have never wanted to go there, Tom.
But if you do, I say dive in
and wash up
not neccesarily in that order
Submitted by tim23 (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:21:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:16:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, if that's your biggest concern and worry in life, you may need to get out more.
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I missed the part where I said it was the biggest concern in my life
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, if that's your biggest concern and worry in life, you may need to get out more.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit being a christian sissy. Sex should involve every inch, internal and external, of the human body.
If she's clean and into it, go for it. I'm sure your dad practised on you before hitting your mom up in the backdoor.