I came so hard last night I almost broke the bed (alone) (1327 hits)
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Submitted by GassyGirl73 (View user info) at 2004-07-24 15:05:31 EDT
I work long, hard hours. When I get off work I am usually spent.
But yesterday Shitfuck started talking dirty to me and I began to moisten rather early in the day. By time to go home my pussy was screaming for me to touch it. My insignifigant other was already at home in his bed - whats a girl to do?
I tried to just go to sleep, but my mind kept screaming ShitfuckME! ShitfuckME! my hand snuck up on the man in the boat and started making waves. It was soooo nice and warm and wet down there. I started to imagine I was being molested by Shitfuck in all the wrong ways - fuck me sideways, come in my hair, his nuts were singing to me in sexy french cabbaret.
I got out the toy and the fun began. I wish I could have filmed it to watch later.
Shitfucked me just right and just soooo wrong.
I came so hard I almost did a flip right off the bed.
ShitFUCKME! Damn you are a sexy bitch. Thanks for the help yesterday - you're a good man and a great fuck.
and now an unrelated picture...
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-12 23:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I just found this...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-07-31 08:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brian, keep it on the other post! For fuck's sake...
I'd screw shitfuck, too. +1 for that, + a million for hoping for badness to happen to Brian.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
About your comment.
I wish you and BrianTheShutTheFuckUpSpeaker would both lose three fingers from each hand in a horrible corn shucking accident.
You hate the truth and any facts that contradicts any of your ideas
It makes you feel worried, and you hate the idea that you could be wrong
I honestly don't think that you have any idea how the Us Government system works.
Either you haven't finished high school
Or they don't teach it were ever you went to school.
Don't slam me when I point out what the truth is.
Read this smarty-pants and prove it wrong.
The President of the United States
The President is the head of the executive branch and plays a large role in making America's laws. His job is to approve the laws that Congress creates. When the Senate and the House approve a bill, they send it to the President. If he agrees with the law, he signs it and the law goes into effect.
If the President does not like a bill, he can refuse to sign it. When he does this, it is called a veto. If the President vetoes a bill, it will most likely never become a law. Congress can override a veto, but to do so two-thirds of the Members of Congress must vote against the President.
Despite all of his power, the President cannot write bills. He can propose a bill, but a member of Congress must submit it for him.
Also, the President is the official head of the U.S. military. He can authorize the use of troops overseas without declaring war. To officially declare war, though, he must get the approval of the Congress.
The U.S. Congress
The U.S. Congress is made up of two parts, the House of Representatives and the Senate. Congress meets at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C. Its primary duty is to write, debate, and pass bills, which are then passed on to the President for approval.
Other Powers of Congress
· Makes laws controlling trade between states and between the
United States and other countries.
· Makes laws about taxes and borrowing money.
· Approves the making of money.
· Can declare war on other countries.
I know you don't know how things work.
This might help you .to blame or cheer the President for the way things are going is just stupid. Congress has the so-called purse strings.
I hope you read this and think before you Vote.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-25 15:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You go, Sista!
i named my favotire dildo after shitfuck.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-24 19:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
thats nothing special and just what i was talking about
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-24 18:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"My insignifigant other was already at home in his bed"
Sounds like a major problem.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-07-24 18:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
unusual
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-07-24 17:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gobble a dick, BOB.
Submitted by Mr_Bob_Dobolina (user info) at 2004-07-24 17:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
anygirl who even looks twice at a guy named "shitfuck" is asking for crap life in my opinion.
but then after reading your post it seems you might do the rest of the world a favor by being together.
thnx shitfuck, take this hoe out of circualtion, do the rest of us guys a favor.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-07-24 17:23:32 EDT (#)
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Yes, but unfortunately my testes do not parler Francais.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-07-24 17:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a loner...ppppppfffffffffffffttttttttttttt ;)
do you have any Fartman superpowers?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-07-24 17:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner Dottie, er, Gassy, a rebel.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-07-24 15:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha! Nuts singing French Cabaret. For some reason when you said that I pictured that character that Tim Curry plays in "Rocky Horror Picture Show".
This is just what shitfuck needs. More food for his ego!
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-24 15:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
mmmmmmmmmmmm pigs
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-07-24 15:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got little monkey and you...sounds about right.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-07-24 15:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Quelle a très chaud petite monkey a vous.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-24 15:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, I just like saying rape in my reviews :P
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-07-24 15:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know thats a cute piggy...
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-07-24 15:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had to do it.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-24 15:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rape of the uncle.