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Rating: 0.45 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Satan (View user info) at 2004-07-25 01:12:07 EDT


Im never going to be the fucking same again. Last night I was at the movies with this chick ive known for a while. We're pretty good friends so i made a move on her. We started making out in the movie theater and she threw up all over me and inside my mouth. So i walked out with all this disgusting carrots and mashed potatoes all over me. It was the most sick thing that has ever happend to me.

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Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-07-27 18:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Loser.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-27 18:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for the retaliation -2.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37501#675986
Here's yours!

Submitted by I fucked MickGinny's mom at 2004-07-25 11:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She's a whore.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-25 07:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-07-25 06:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Barfing RAWKS

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-07-25 05:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

brevity is a virtue

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-07-25 05:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Positive?

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-07-25 04:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You couldv'e made such a good story or something out of that. Instead, you just barfed it all over us.

And now...........


THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE BOARD. THIS IS NOT LIVEJOURNAL. THIS IS NOT YOUR BLOG.

Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-07-25 03:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sure that it was as bad for her as it was for you.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-25 03:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2004-07-25 02:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-07-25 02:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha thats prety funny. Are you gonna go out wit her again? lol where too from here?

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-25 01:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had that happen several years ago, but the roles were switched. That girl never talked to me again. I mean, what do you expect? I had been on a two week drunk, and you just finished eating a tub o popcorn and you tasted like a salt lick.

Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-25 01:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Forgot the +2 :-/

Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-25 01:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, Satan's beginning to turn semi-sane.
And +2 Method for the "Old School" reference. That's the best line in the movie!

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-25 01:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn.. I hope your mom feels better.. puking sucks..

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-25 01:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOURE MAH BOY BLUE

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-25 01:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The word is sickest.

Sickest.

Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-25 01:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-07-25 01:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What Val said

Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-25 01:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ha. A post thats short and sweet. And something bad happend to you. Success at last, Satan. The day is yours.

By the way, shenanigans.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-25 01:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Im sorry but this was the funniest thing ever


Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.

Bart: Who's in there?

Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog. And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um,
Chester ...

Lisa: Checkers.

Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one -- the
one that mauled Jimmy.

Dog of Death