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Mom..? (947 hits)

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Rating: -0.67 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Satan (View user info) at 2004-07-25 12:38:42 EDT


Ok so I was in this chatroom the other day. This girl wanted to roll play or some shit like that, so i started playing along. This girl started getting real into it saying she was getting real horny and fisting herself. So i said "scream like you want it bad" , and then i heard a long moans out of my moms room..

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Submitted by TeenageDirtBag (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You Know that people always lie about what there doing. right?

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-27 18:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for the retaliation -2.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37501#675986
Here's yours!

Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-25 20:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just noticed the "moans out of my moms room." makes a little "Mmmm..." sound.

Mmmm...yeah...

Submitted by Flatuloso (user info) at 2004-07-25 20:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BIG WHIFFFFFFFFAH!

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-25 20:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

very offensive. nice.

Submitted by lickalotopuss (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

RE-TAR-DED

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-07-25 16:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-25 16:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Swing and a miss...

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-25 15:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Ya got me with the other short one, but this isn't up to snuff.

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-25 15:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-25 13:00:00 (#)
Ranking: -1

The sad thing is, I could probably make this into a good story.
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My thoughts exactly.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-25 14:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

+2 good idea
-2 you could have done so much better with this



Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-25 13:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

+1 for a funny idea

-3 for shitty execution of said idea

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-25 13:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

The sad thing is, I could probably make this into a good story.

Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-07-25 12:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

short and simple. I laughed

Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-07-25 12:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

JOkes on you, I have two dads.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-25 12:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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