Need your devious input (477 hits)
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Submitted by <Hummina2004.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-25 14:31:28 EDT
OK, I just went through a divorce. Now, guys, unless you have been through it, you have no idea how greedy a "Person" can be. To avoid court, the public humiliation, the legal fees, I settled out of court (so to speak) by getting a dissolution of the marraige. In order to get the greedy pig to accept the agreement and not get a lawyer, I basically gave her/it everything. Now I am broke except I keep my 401K retirement savings. She/it has $275,000 and a new car and the house (no mortgage) and her smaller 401K. Plus I pay child support in excess of what is required. This is indeed incredibly generous of me. I avoided the two us paying many 10's of thousands of dollars to lawyers, and let her/it keep it all.
So what does she/it do? Starts sending me her bills!! Not all of them... just the ones she/it thinks in some twisted way I should pay. Well, I will spare you the endless frustrating details.
Here is the deal: I want childish revenge. Tell me your devious ways of making her life hell :-) Keep in mind, it can't effect my kid who, of course, I love dearly.
All in fun, Hummina Hummina
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Submitted by Hummina (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:36:38 EDT (#)
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C'mon, need ideas. The upper decker, that's kinda funny. But, can't do it. My kid uses the same bowl. I have no idea where to get a "Roofie", but that's a good one. And Herpes; may my ex latch onto your dumbass.
Submitted by lickalotopuss (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:00:38 EDT (#)
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That bitch is gonna fuck you over royally. Get a lawyer.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-25 17:43:24 EDT (#)
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You're a dumbfuck. You give males a bad name.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-07-25 15:44:05 EDT (#)
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"Your indifference is much more effective than hate or revenge. Put that in yer pipe and smoke it.
F."
Thats very good advice
Submitted by Famous Mortimer at 2004-07-25 15:18:13 EDT (#)
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There is an act which is not often attempted and even less often completed. It is called an upper-decker. What this consists of is taking a shit in the toilet. Now this may sound quite tame but its really very gross. You actually shit in the tank, the "upper deck" if you will. Once you do this one cannot get clean water in their tank. There is also quite a nasty smell associated with it.
Submitted by DaMage at 2004-07-25 15:04:01 EDT (#)
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ok here is the plan
call her up and tell her you guys need to talk about the bills
invite your self over to give her some money. slip a roofie in her drink
after she is out inject her ass with a ton a anti-botics and have your way with her
go to her bathroom and take her birthcontrol.
now the bitch will have 9 months of fucking misery
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-07-25 14:59:28 EDT (#)
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Listen up- I'm not well known around here, but what little is known is that I'm honest...
You've no business getting "revenge". If you do anything, she'll get the idea you have feelings for her because you are still thinking of her in any capacity. You know, continuing a dialogue. Anything you do to her will indeed have an effect on your child. It's amazing the tiny drops of venom a mother can drop in the ears of a child, regarding it's father. It's astounding how little a mother has to do to make a father appear to be an asshole in the innocent eyes of his child. She will do that if you humiliate her, I promise. A comment here, a gesture there, artfully answering questions about you.
As far as the material items that you let her have, that was actually smart. So she's got all that stuff, fine. Next time she'll have to work for it all herself. If it was stuff like appliances, she needs those anyway to manage the care of your child- washer/dryer, etc.
You are not required to pay her bills and she may be sending them to you in hopes of getting you to come over and confront her.
Your indifference is much more effective than hate or revenge. Put that in yer pipe and smoke it.
F.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-25 14:50:28 EDT (#)
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Try and expose her for "abusing" your child, even though she may not have.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-07-25 14:46:50 EDT (#)
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Frame her for something that makes her look completely evil.
Also remember the little things, the little things can really turn a persons day into shit. Pour bleach on her garden plants, let the air out of her tires in the mornings(only do this a maximum of two times), pay some one to sleep with her and tape it, then post it on the internet(if she's hot post it here).
Pay some one to mug her(but not hurt her).
I'm having way to much fun thinking about this stuff.
Submitted by madaxe42 (user info) at 2004-07-25 14:40:33 EDT (#)
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have her new car totalled
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-25 14:39:43 EDT (#)
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"Here is the deal: I want childish revenge. Tell me your devious ways of making her life hell :-) Keep in mind, it can't effect my kid who, of course, I love dearly. "
nononono two wrongs do not make a right and if ever your shenanigans are presented
to a judge you are FUCKED.
Get yourself a lawyer!! Now!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-25 14:35:03 EDT (#)
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Send her back the bills and tell the bitch to pay her own bills.