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I Will Assasinate Your Children. (626 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: -1.8 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Roots (View user info) at 2004-07-25 18:25:26 EDT


OK, now it's nothing personal, but I'm going to -2-rate everything except things I really, really like.



Rot in hell.


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Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by ValakasDemon (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:31:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

If I could ever be bothered to write something, go ahead and give me a -2, I couldn't give a shit about your stupid fucking opinion. You suck, motherfucker.

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Jeez, someone didn't take a nap today... dude, I -2 my own shit. ƒucker.

Submitted by ValakasDemon (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If I could ever be bothered to write something, go ahead and give me a -2, I couldn't give a shit about your stupid fucking opinion. You suck, motherfucker.

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh no, I'm not going to use a gun. Guns are dangerous! I'm going to use a baseball bat instead.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm not real worried...you're too fucking stupid to use the scope properly.

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

"Submitted by Famous Mortimer at 2004-07-25 18:35:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you going to assassinate my children with your keen grasp on spelling. Retard."

Yeah, nice grammar there. Isn't the first sentence a question?

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Take that negative two.

Hold it real firm-like.

Take out your polishing rag, and make that sonofabitch shine!

Now, here's where it takes skill.

Turn that sumbitch sideways,

AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Heh heh... Frop...

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes i am out of witty sayings

so frop will have to do

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Roots reminds me of Koolmang.

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:29:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

You do whatever makes you happy. Go ahead and be a fucking asshole. What can we do.
Ohhhh... you hold a -2 in your hand. You are a force to be reckoned with!
OOOh you have the upper hand over all of us...

Stick your -2's up your asshole. Sideways.


Submitted by Famous Mortimer at 2004-07-25 18:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you going to assassinate my children with your keen grasp on spelling. Retard.

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Frop?

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

frop

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

About two days ago, I saw some kind of bird of prey outside. Since then we've heard it a few times and seen it once or twice. I don't know exactly what it is but I think it's some kind of hawk. At any rate, it's far more interesting than this post.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You do whatever makes you happy. Go ahead and be a fucking asshole. What can we do.
Ohhhh... you hold a -2 in your hand. You are a force to be reckoned with!
OOOh you have the upper hand over all of us...

Stick your -2's up your asshole. Sideways.



Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-07-25 18:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yep.


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