Being Naughty In A Hotel Room (1817 hits)
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Submitted by Wiggles (View user info) at 2004-07-25 22:06:47 EDT
The other day I checked into a hotel room, and after setting my bags down on the floor, I did what I always do when I visit a hotel or motel: find the Bible.
No, I'm not a particularly religious person. In fact, I've never been to an actual church service in my entire life. My actual reading of the Bible has been only for academic reasons. But even though I have no intention of reading this Gideon-provided hotel-room Bible, finding it is essential.
I think I started this habit when I was a little kid, because on family vacations I would always get bored in the hotel rooms we stayed in. I would always hunt through the dresser drawers and cupboards to see if I could find anything interesting. Maybe some loose change, half a candy bar, an empty condom wrapper, or ANYTHING. But alas, all I ever found were those god-damned Bibles. (Can you hear the thunder brewing?)
When you're a little kid, all you can hope for is that it's an illustrated Bible, and you can find some sweet pictures of a dude getting eaten by a whale, or of you're real lucky, a nipple or two. But when I got a bit older, I realized that there was more fun that could be had with this little book.
Maybe this post will start a trend among the world's secular hotel-goers. My friends and I already do this whenever we visit a hotel, so if you guys can spread the word, the world's hotels will soon be blanketed with 100% Authentically-Hand-Signed-By-Our-Savior Bibles!
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Submitted by Eternal_Dragon (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:03:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-24 21:48:09 EDT (#)
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Sorry for the -2nami, here's a +2nami. :)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-21 05:20:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-21 03:06:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-21 00:48:07 (#)
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Hahaha, I knew you'd be the kind of guy to retaliate.
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Well after you -2d 5 of my posts for no good reason, even good posts, here's some retaliation you fuckwit. -2 DIE!!!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-12 02:42:13 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/37801
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-04 19:28:36 EST (#)
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I'm a vegantarian - that means I only eat vegans.
Tasty, but boy do I get gas afterwards!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-09 03:36:44 EDT (#)
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You realize I will be looking in all of the motel bibles from now on?
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-30 13:51:03 EDT (#)
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CBG Trivia
Submitted by TripWire (user info) at 2004-07-28 23:10:27 EDT (#)
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thats pretty funny, i think might have to start doing something like this...
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-28 22:57:27 EDT (#)
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Complimentary +2 courtesy of www.ubersite.com/m/39658
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-28 18:55:04 EDT (#)
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funny .......so why did you hate on my story?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-07-28 09:22:20 EDT (#)
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who is this mysterious wiggles, i wonder.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:00:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:49:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:45:35 EDT (#)
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funny!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:45:08 EDT (#)
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Don't you hate it when you get there and there's no bible? You're welcome....
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:39:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:25:56 (#)
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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-07-25 22:16:43 (#)
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If I wanted to look at a pile of shit I would look in my toilet.
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Because you haven't learned to flush?
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Exactly.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:46:04 EDT (#)
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Very funny stuff...I'm going to start looking for those signed copies!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-26 07:58:48 EDT (#)
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Is that written on the back of a dental card?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-26 07:56:25 EDT (#)
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genious
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-07-26 07:37:15 EDT (#)
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What does the H stand for?
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:39:56 EDT (#)
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What?! You mean it wasn't really Jesus that signed them?
Goddamnit.
I mean...
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:25:35 EDT (#)
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one time i was at this hotel and the room service chick came around and i fucked her
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:25:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-07-25 22:16:43 (#)
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If I wanted to look at a pile of shit I would look in my toilet.
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Because you haven't learned to flush?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-07-25 23:43:39 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-25 23:26:42 EDT (#)
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You should put "Uber" on it somewhere.
Because how ghey/cool would it be to find a bible 35 years from now with "method" signed on it, or something like that.
Wow I have to stop reading this site.
+2 because I always check for Bibles first, too.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-07-25 23:19:00 EDT (#)
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hahahaha
Submitted by camor (user info) at 2004-07-25 23:07:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-07-25 22:30:49 EDT (#)
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Holy shit! I sign copies of the Bible in hotels too! However I usually have a message saying this book is bull shit or something but I sign it Jesus H. Christ all the same. I will definitely continue to do this when I travel.
Submitted by Marauder (user info) at 2004-07-25 22:30:22 EDT (#)
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Funny shit - 1 more stupid thing to do before trashing the hotel room.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-25 22:17:31 EDT (#)
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bahahahahahaha
the bible rules
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-07-25 22:16:43 EDT (#)
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If I wanted to look at a pile of shit I would look in my toilet.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-25 22:15:46 EDT (#)
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i travel a bit with work...maybe i'll keep my eyes open for a signed edition. maybe i'll make one.