Obscene (897 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.12 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lovey-Dove (View user info) at 2004-07-25 23:34:06 EDT
Why is everything so obscene?
People. People are obscene.
Take me for example. I take a profound delight in the excessive and grotesque. One of my favorite fantasies of all time features me living out the rest of my days 300+ lbs. above the morbidly obese line, too fucking fat to move, much less get out of bed. Lack of movement would of course require the use of a bed pan, and ass wiping and eating would be impossible without the help of a devoted loved one (or hired help).
So who would be willing to empty the bed pan or throw a bucket of KFC at me once in a while? This is what I demand to know.
This wasn't what I really wanted to write, but there it is. Constant shitty radio in the other room is distracting, as are the repeated requests for something I'm not about to give. What?
Maybe I should call my little space here THE ADVENTURES OF BED PAN GIRL. All caps, just like that.
Har. Har. Harrrrrrrr.
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Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't start shit with Fetish, you will lose. That's all there is to it.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-07-26 18:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Run repeatedly into a brick wall until the stupid stops coming out of your fingers.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 18:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Obsessive, repetitive numskull: Try going the fuck away and not coming back.
-Iggy-
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Har Har Peener
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww, do you feel better now?
I'll plus two myself for all of eternity, whether it "counts", or not. Like this:
+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2
I'm so sorry it bothers you. Wait. No I'm not. ;)
You're really a fucking man pussy, aren't you? Who are you trying to fool...me? Or you?
Good job scraping the "bottom of the barrel" and flaming an obvious troll in an effort to make yourself feel superior. But look at you! You're so mad!
You're pretty fucking laughable, but unfortunately for you, not funny at all.
MAKE ME LAUGH OR DIE, BITCH.
P.S.
My intelligence quotient is at least 72. :)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You made three posts in one day, so yeah I rated them all.
In addition, you're too damn stupid to know that giving yourself a +2 doesn't count.
I love arguing with those that have IQs below 70, it's fun.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spamming? That's a bit of an exaggeration, dontchathink? I mean, you've -2'ed all three of my entries here, and I simply rated a couple of yours. I didn't SPAM anything. So in addition to being a whining crybaby sack of dung, you're also a liar. Well done Pansy.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38185#678476
Goddammit... I'm nice enough to empty your bedpan with a straw, and you start spamming my old posts...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh. That was actually funny.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have a bedpan? I'll empty it with a straw.
Not that's obscene!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-25 23:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
300lbs. above the obesity line, eh? That would put you right around 500lbs. I might still do you in the pooper. Camwhore and lets see.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2004-07-25 23:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
made me giggle.
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-07-25 23:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know