A Warm Welcome (707 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.64 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lovey-Dove (View user info) at 2004-07-26 00:04:29 EDT
Amazing! Fucking amazing! I cannot tell you how FUCKING DELIGHTED I am!
I just registered for this service, posted my first (of many or few) shitty posts, and got the following comment:
"I might still do you in the pooper. Camwhore and lets see."
WOW THANX SOOOO MUCH LYKE WOW DUDE! I totally fucking asked you if you'd fuck me. That's EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED: inappropriate comments. I'm sure you're a stud with a big cock and all, and let me tell you... I am so flattered.
How about you empty my fucking bedpan and lick my ass clean with your tongue?
KTHXBI!
XOXOXO
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Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-27 17:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Extra accounts for comment spam? Now that's kind of sad.
I am sad now, but not GHEY.
Submitted by sevens_travels (user info) at 2004-07-27 11:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Minus 2 because honeycake is a ghey fuck.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would love to kick the shit out of a little pussy like you!
Come see me bitch, you talk a shitty game.
Leave Ubersite and never come back, homo.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-07-26 18:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Run repeatedly into a brick wall until the stupid stops coming out of your fingers.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Har Har Peener
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheap Geek! Awesome. Now I know I've "struck gold". I can't believe you created an account just to come here and give me a -2. Obsessed much?
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:47:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Donkey Fucker,
I never asked for a detailed explanation of your e-friend tree. I'm sure that UBER is your life, but apparently it's not mine. You're just some rude piece of shit who won't stay the fuck out of my posts. I'm starting to think that you're in love with me. Too bad you were an instant asshole. Good luck trying to fuck your grandmother.
Love,
Lovey-Dove
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Grandma...?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
amusing, midly
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHE-nags-a-GAiN
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18983
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Donkey Fucker,
I never asked for a detailed explanation of your e-friend tree. I'm sure that UBER is your life, but apparently it's not mine. You're just some rude piece of shit who won't stay the fuck out of my posts. I'm starting to think that you're in love with me. Too bad you were an instant asshole. Good luck trying to fuck your grandmother.
Love,
Lovey-Dove
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holly crap. The only other person to call me a stalker was Ashlee. <suspicious look> And you called Method and Val my e-friend fatties? I only IM val, and have never spoken to Method. You blow.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg! Please don't give me -2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It really makes me cry because, as you can see, I am trying to get the HIGHEST RATING POSSIBLE.
Also, pretty please don't give me a semi-good review and then come back later only to tell me you were JUST BEING NICE!
And hello Donkey Fucker! How sweet that you cared enough to send your e-friend fatties over here!
I will carry this gigantic grin around all day!
I RULE AND Y'ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DOOPID OOBERDITE NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR!
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll shit on your fucking face, douche bag. Here's a tip: Stop e-stalking me. HA!
And hey: I'll post as many times as I want in ONE DAY.
Here's another tip: Shut the fuck up.
And a bonus tip:
Step away from the computer and die perhaps. :)
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a better idea. How about I give you a -2 for 2 posts in one day. Then you can go down to the Baskin Robbins and pick your favorite topping to eat my ass with.
I'd also like to point out that your first post sucked and it was the pure goodness of my heart that gave you a +1. Way to shit on it.