Post #3 in One Day! (2384 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.07 on 138 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lovey-Dove (View user info) at 2004-07-26 00:19:49 EDT
Because of people like Donkey Fucker, I feel compelled to offer yet another literary masterpiece to the pot for your reading pleasure. Now I know you won't all find me as entertaining and sexually attractive as Donkey Fucker does, I am sure that you will come to love me.
Let's get one thing straight though.
I am a serious writer. I have been trained to post very interesting, well-written posts for you, my fans.
I do not take very kindly to critcism. In fact, I cry. Sometimes I find myself sobbing uncontrollably and I have to reach for my toilet brush cum dildo. I prefer to do this with large pieces of dripping KFC wedged into my mouth. HAHA! That was funny too!
See, I am funny. Very, very funny. So funny that, like Donkey Fucker, you will NOT be able to resist anything I write. I can type 110 words a minutes and I'm on disability so expect a plethora of fascinating posts from me, your very own Lovey-Dove.
I'm getting kind of tired now, due to the digestive process, but I must appease my most adoring fan, AKA Donkey Fucker, with another post if he continues to make such sweet love to my online persona with his adoring words.
KISSES!
User Reviews
Submitted by ATTNGHEYMENZ (user info) at 2004-07-29 22:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DID U GET BANND??? I HPOE SO.
ATTN WHINY SPAMBITCHEZ!!1!11
Submitted by VeganZombie (user info) at 2004-07-28 10:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss.....
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-28 09:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-27 22:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:21:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:19:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anybody know where Davy Jones is? It's times like these he would be perfect for.
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Anyone know where Don's Mom is? I need some head.
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More wit by Snuggles, good show Toolbag, good show.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck me! :D
Submitted by rating_wrecker (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-27 10:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zeccs,
Thanks for the compliment.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-27 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-07-27 05:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice power trip you crazy fuck.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:21:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:19:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anybody know where Davy Jones is? It's times like these he would be perfect for.
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Anyone know where Don's Mom is? I need some head.
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Sorry Don, you're my boy and all... but that was fuckin hysterical
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:19:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anybody know where Davy Jones is? It's times like these he would be perfect for.
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Anyone know where Don's Mom is? I need some head.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anybody know where Davy Jones is? It's times like these he would be perfect for.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7411820
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aww. i was the first to comment. Does that mean i pushed this post to the front of the line? HAR.. i doubt it. But reading the comments thus far... funny.
question...
where's my flame?
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a suggestion....
STOP REVIEWING THIS PIECE OF SHIT!
...That must make me a hypocrite, right?
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I meant most heated. I'm a dumbshit.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does shit always get on the MVA? Do I need to reference Littlemiss69?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is Luke?
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
let's fuck, bitch
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Luke01 (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:31:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can you people stop bitching at each other? This isn't kindergarten. Everyone, just stop. I'm specifically looking at you, honeycake, and you, spedmonkey. And ackbar, if you want to stop, we'd all appreciate that, too. Just let this steaming pile of shit die.
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That's it everyone Luke has spoken and that means business. So stop right now or else. Wait just kidding Luke is a load of cum run amok on society. Go fucking run into a wooden stake you fagtard.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-07-26 18:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Run repeatedly into a brick wall until the stupid stops coming out of your fingers.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are unsafe at any speed.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA.
The LIZST!
I <3 it. Really. You give me toooooo much attention.
<3 <3 <3 <3
Pathetic little man.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38185#678476
Having fun going through my old posts?
-2's for life, you're on the list now.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Har Har Peener
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Commenting on it AGAIN is not a good way to "make it die". But then I wouldn't expect anything less from you, my stalker fan who made a new account just to -2-comment-me. I'm fucking flattered.
Submitted by Luke01 (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can you people stop bitching at each other? This isn't kindergarten. Everyone, just stop. I'm specifically looking at you, honeycake, and you, spedmonkey. And ackbar, if you want to stop, we'd all appreciate that, too. Just let this steaming pile of shit die.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
You love this post.
And Sped-Ed,
You seem to be fascinated with me. I'm not sure why, but perhaps YOU could explain it to yourself. I mean, you'd think that one would just ignore an undesirable, yes? But you can't seem to. Sounds like a personal problem to me.
+2 4me
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha... ashlee got all pissed. OK, I'm done here. No matter what you say, I will not reply. So knock yourself out.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um... yeah. Let me know when you break an even 0 rating, OK? Then feel free to blast my posts to hell. But until you prove that there's a reason why you deserve to be alive, you are more insignificant than the shitstains on a fat crossdresser's thong.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh wah. Shut up, both of you. I have 54533 hits. Know what that means? Jack shit. This post is giving me a headache.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is calling me a N00B suppossed to be an insult?
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR, or something.
You people are fucking LAME and almost no fun at all!
But Dee, I'm not interested in clicking on your posts, really. I'm glad you're happy for yourself with the 1.9 and all. Go have a piece of cake. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I wish you people could insult me better, 4realz.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear mother fucking newbie
Thanks for the retailitory -2!
You two forgot a few though, My post "the end" still has a very good raiting of 1.91. Don't forget to -2 that a few times! Thanks!
Love,
Dee (formerly AlahAckbar)
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, seriously, I'm baffled. Did you forget to put batteries in your calculator?
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Goddamn you fucking men are lame.
Like I said, KEEP CRYING. ;)
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, wait, how the fuck is 950 half of 15000? Last i checked, 15000 / 2 = 7500. And last I checked, 950 != 7500. I appreciate that you're trying, though.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes that's correct. I think 950 is HALF of 15,000. Anything else you'd like to say or do you think we have it covered? HAHA.
Keep crying.
I'd like to see your rating stats in a pie graph format pleeaaaze. You seem to have the time. Get to work.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're my honeycake bitch.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw that, thanks. I find it funny that you think 950-odd hits are half of 15000.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My lame post is still #3! How is this possible!?! Because of you, my FANS!
Sped, you're gay:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=109049945958317015#677933
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Motherfucking Newbie
Write better shit or die.
Love,
Alahackbar.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the retaliatory -2 you worthless piece of shit.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought all slores were up for grabs. Oh well, back to my stable of hot Donkey bitches. <trips and grabs honey's flat chest> Whoops, my bad. Are you smuggling asprin?
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww, you want to shovel my shit. How sweet. Sorry but I'm not available.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Were you writing to me, perhaps? I know you were, because you want me to ravage you. Admit it, you want to get torrrrrrrrre up.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now you've made me hungry. I want some fruitcakes, dammit.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually I wasn't speaking about you, but it can be about you if you like.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want those last few seconds of my life back
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you speaking to me? Because it's funny how you called me fruitcake. mmm... fruitcakes...
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ewww stop whining already. Your writing is SHIT. Look at all of your ratings. Why does it bother you so? You don't seem to have any problem handing out the -2's yourself, fruitcake. And really, you try so hard. It's sad. Shall I cry now? I think I will.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She'll give you a 0.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so everybody that gives you a minus two you automatically give them a minus 2? what happens if I give you a plus two like so?
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Predictable............... like a Donkey. Ba ZING!
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
semi-funny: +1
semi-not funny: -1
very nice car: +2
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, you're completely predictable. That's too bad. Keep commenting though; I love the attention.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know you've hit rock bottom if you've read this post and actually like it and consider it the best thing ever written.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The sexual tension in here is suffocating.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<looking for my cock> Oh! There it is. Right were I left it. In your ass.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Donkey Fucker,
Yes, please, BLOW MY FATHER. But please remember that seeing your obese ass won't amuse me at all unless your lips are wrapped around a cheesy cock. Like, for example, my father's.
I can't believe you're not bored. Here's a fun activity for you: Try to find your cock.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh wait, that was your dad that promised a blow job. By the way, I did post something today, so choke on my Donkey cock. And I've camwhored. But you suck, and haven't, so I'm not going to link you to my site.
Bitches jump up to get Donkey punched.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear "Thanks for Playing" Retard & Co.,
How about you blow each other and write a little masterpiece complete with a photo for me to CRITIQUE. I know how you love a good critique.
By the way, you're not upsetting me, you're just wasting your time. Aren't you bored yet? Go write something, gay ass.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DOUCHE, DOUCHE
YOU"RE A DOUCHE! Ha ha. I win. Now about that blowjob you promised me......
Submitted by Luke01 (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, bitch. I have nothing to do with Donkey. Thanks for playing, though.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Liar, Liar,
PANTS ON FIRE!!!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't rate this with my alter. Well, I did, but that was awhile ago. Thanks for playing.
Submitted by Luke01 (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck are you talking about, bitch? I am no one but me.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for logging on with your multiple account to rate this entry yet again. It's enjoyable to see this on the front page. Ahuh.
Submitted by Luke01 (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't accept my apology. Now I will be forced to slip roofies into your crazy juice and give you to Snuggles. I won't be surprised if you wake up in a puddle of sperm American Bukkae style. Plus, I bet you smell like fish.
I love that you love me so much. Take care and try not to get partially aborted!
DOTE. (or stud muffin, whichever you prefer.)
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Donkey Fucker,
Your tongue is resting on my sphincter, still.
That's nice to know...
Then again, not really. Go fuck your mother's tits. That is, if you even have a mother, you fucking trashcan ass.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whether they count or not, I like to give myself +2 because I am spectacular. I'm glad you find it annoying and felt the need to comment. Thanks!
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know that your own +2's don't count in your overall rating, don't you?
Just checking. I'll give you a 0 because I didn't read your post...
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry about the ass fuck offer. How about a nice tit fuck instead?
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find it amazing that my "hate post" had nothing to do with any failure on my part to accept criticism and everything to do with my disgust with the assfuck offer. Reading comprehension perhaps?
Good work.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for making me laugh.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Sped-Ed Motherfucker,
I am the only person in the world who matters. I know that you and whateverthefuckhisnameis only came here to get some attention and perhaps a visit (or a comment on your shit), but still, it's lame. You motherfuckers who keep commenting here are the only ones whining. You are retarded and not funny at all. Maybe it's good that you take yourself so seriously, because I doubt anyone else ever will.
~*Lovey-Dove*~
Submitted by veins_of_glass (user info) at 2004-07-26 09:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats was beautiful. I love it. NO! I love you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 08:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Free Jewtoast
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-26 08:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it took me a week to figure it out how long will it take you?
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-26 08:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude you need to chill ,and comming from me (a total jerk as far as Uber goes) says alot.
never ever slam a writer in a post. and if your trying to be funny, stick to that leave the hate for people you see every day. you just might see its not worth it.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 08:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the type of person that we hate. You naught but a whiny, 12-year-old bitch who doesn't understand how the real fucking world works. See, in the real world, people will fucking criticize you. You take their criticism, or you get fired, beat up, donkey-punched, etc. Until you grow a bit older, (ie, old enough to realize that you aren't the only person in the world who matters) why don't you head back to whatever forum you usually inhabit and leave that adults to talk. Thanks.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Proud? Why YES!
And "Method"... Just go away already. Damn.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Unban Jewtoast
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must be goddamn proud of yourself.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're the only one crying, motherfucker. Do you really think that I expected anything but negative ratings on any of my three(3) posts? You morons who took the time to give a negative review to obvious "shenanigans" are the time-wasting fools. Keep it up though, it's making me laugh to see the number of page hits rising exponentially as if there's actually something to see here.
You shouldn't take yourself so seriously...boy.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I wasn't so sure you're an idiot, I'd say shenanigans because that was mildly funny. Either way, you're a waste of my time. Good luck with learning how to take criticism without crying about it. I really do wish you luck.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What you meant to say:
Yes, I'm paranoid. That's definitely it. And I'm absolutely in love with you and can't stay out of your posts/comments. I was simply showing you that I will go very very verrrrrrry far to prove my devotion to you. I am pretty damn sure you gave me a -2 out of spite, because that's what usually happens when I try to charm most N00BS on this site. Normally though, I can charm the pants off of them. The PANTS I say!
My proof for this? Just look at practically every single person in my posts who has given me a bad rating. Click their user info and look at their last post. I have oddly enough given all of them -2s. Some of the -2s were on posts that were clearly awesome and might have only gotten a -2 from a troll or a crying, hurt person like ME.
I really care about negative reviews and that is why I am posting long paragraphs about this on your journal. Well that and the fact that I have failed in my efforts to CHARM THE PANTS OFF YA! Approximately 2% of the population is not susceptible to my pants-dropping charms. I can't count the amount of times someone has given me -2s out of revenge. You are not special. My mother hates me, for chrissake. You are not unique. Diamonds, while very valuable, are not necessarily unique. Can you feel how much I love you in these words? And you've hurt me. Again. Now I must try to pretend to forget you but I will keep checking back to see if you've replied. In the meantime, I will start writing my next response to you, in advance. I hate... I mean I ADORE YOU. There have been thousands of princesses before you, but you are the perfect princess to me. MY princess. Lovey-Dove, you're the BOMB.
Awww you're so sweet!
Please... come again.
xoxo
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:43:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Ghey,
How funny that you took my comment to heart and assumed that I was speaking directly to YOU. Paranoid much? And as for the "out of spite" accusation, you fucking whining baby, I gave your post the rating I thought it honestly deserved. You're just crying because you'd like to delete it. I don't give a shit about the negative ratings, dipshit. The fact that you've taken the time to come back here and copy and paste an comment that's only a few inches down the page is incredibly lame. Your posts aren't any better than mine, you just wish they were. :)
+2,000,000 for me.
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Yes, I'm paranoid. That must be it. Nevermind the fact that I responded to a general statement you made about how the people giving you -2s were doing it under separate accounts. I was simply showing you that not everyone who thinks you suck is trying to reduce your average rating in a manner that does not work well with the functionality of this website. I am pretty damn sure you gave me a -2 out of spite, and there isn't really much bullshit you can sling at me that will convince me otherwise.
My proof for this? Just look at practically every single person in your posts who have given you a bad rating. Click their user info and look at their last post. You have oddly enough given all of them -2s. Some of the -2s were on posts that were clearly awesome and might have only gotten a -2 from a troll or a crying, hurt person like you.
I actually don't give a shit how you rate my posts because 98% of the reviews I get on my posts are positive. That means that those other two percent actually don't like what I write, or in your case, can't stand getting -2ed. I can't count the amount of times someone has given me -2s out of revenge. You are not special. You are not unique. You are a head cold that will be forgotten about the moment it's gone. There have been thousands of morons before you. There will be thousands after you.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S.
If you don't care about me or what I have to say maybe you should stop reading and repeatedly commenting on my posts. Your input won't be missed.
Have a nice day. :)
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is this "out of spite" shit anyway? Stupid CRY BABY men.
You all make my DICK limp.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Ghey,
How funny that you took my comment to heart and assumed that I was speaking directly to YOU. Paranoid much? And as for the "out of spite" accusation, you fucking whining baby, I gave your post the rating I thought it honestly deserved. You're just crying because you'd like to delete it. I don't give a shit about the negative ratings, dipshit. The fact that you've taken the time to come back here and copy and paste an comment that's only a few inches down the page is incredibly lame. Your posts aren't any better than mine, you just wish they were. :)
+2,000,000 for me.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:20:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW WOW WOW!
I wonder how many multiple accounts some of you losers have and how many hours you'll all waste logging in and out of them to post your hateful shit. I'm so sorry you never get laid, but perhaps you could take your aggression out elsewhere, like in REAL LIFE? What do you think, hmmmm???
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I have a grand total of one account on Ubersite and I gave you one -2 because this post sucked a serious amount of balls. You talk about wasting time to post hateful shit when you just went and gave me a -2 on my last post out of spite. Do you not see the hypocrisy there? You can give me -2s for as long as you live and I still won't care about you or what you have to say. However, you seem to be the one taking the -2s a bit too seriously.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think your name is probably Bob, and you're from Botswana.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think your name is probably keith, and you're from kenya.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh God. Please don't make my rating any lower, I JUST-CAN'T-TAKE-IT.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is Hillarious!!
haha, man best post ever
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So I guess I'm supposed to feel sorry for you now. No thanks.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thtop it, thilly gooth
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One more thing:
People who call themselves metrosexual are just plain old gay.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love myself and you all love me too. Never forget that.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WILL +2 MYSELF UNTIL THE END OF TIME!
And yes, I will write whenever I choose, so just keeping "hanging on the edge of your seats".
Like as if the fucking "insults" could deter me. Please try HARDER.
KTHXBI
<3
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most people just stop writing after the original spew of insults.
This is fun.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love how you keep +2ing yourself...
alright im done.
its been real. real stupid.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am in love with you. I want to fuck your brains out, and right when you're about to cum for the 5th time, I'll fucking smother you with a pillow until you stop kicking.
That would make my fucking day.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Method" is in e-love with me. ALREADY.
Now that's gross.
Go away motherfucker.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you get throat cancer, so I can stick my dick in your moist neck flap and make you gurgle like the hose beast that you are
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW WOW WOW!
I wonder how many multiple accounts some of you losers have and how many hours you'll all waste logging in and out of them to post your hateful shit. I'm so sorry you never get laid, but perhaps you could take your aggression out elsewhere, like in REAL LIFE? What do you think, hmmmm???
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw comon George, give sweet cheeks a break. after all, she is only a 12 year old jizztrap.
just ask her father.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I am a serious writer. I have been trained to post very interesting, well-written posts for you, my fans."
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...is that so? Could have fooled me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im not gay, im metrosexual, you walking cumdumpster
Hint: Gargling with sperm does NOT whiten your teeth, contrary to what your mullet sporting boyfriend may tell you.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn honey can I fuck you in your ass and cum on your tits?
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a great post. Good job.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Comment spam from an ANGRY burly gay man. I'm flattered.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method being a little bitch [edited by bart]
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it.. shouldn't you be off making dinner?
Crazy world we live in..
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method being a little bitch [edited by bart]
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method being a little bitch [edited by bart]
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method being a little bitch [edited by bart]
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love to see all of you bitches whining and crying about the -2's, yet you're handing them out like dimes of crack rock. I am fucking HAPPY to receive the negative ratings. I hope that's obvious enough to all of you.
Donkey Fucker,
You are a goddamned crybaby. I'm very disappointed. Also, don't be so quick to send all of your little E-FWENDS over here or ::gasp:: they may receive some dreaded -2's and then you'll all have to slit your writs after your nightly circle jerk.
xoxo
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
aw someone can't take criticism.
that's so sad for you!!! here, here's a -2 for you to wipe away your tears with.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im going to drill a hole in your head and skullfuck you, leaving my liquid calling card on your mind.
Filthy fucking whore.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Circe,
Suck my dick.
Love Always,
Lovey-Dove
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, OK. You're right junkie. Just let me point out that she -2d my sites out of spite. Get some zoloft or get dead.
Good day sir.
Shenanigans has been echoed.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39269 And stop fighting with eachother. You're both gay. Donkey, stop reviewing her shit.
Shenanigans, by the way.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I am in love with this bitch. Are you into anal?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I repeat: She-fucking-nanigans.
Go away and stop wasting space.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY YAY AY AY AYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have fans!
FANZ!
I have been on this site for all of one hour or whateverthefuck and I already have fans!!!!!!!!
AND YES I AM FAT!
AND SUICIDAL!
AND I HAVE 87 CATS!
Come one, come all, COME SUCK MY ASSHOLE.
I am awesome and you're just jealous.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How can I not pay attention to my first hate post? I've decided you rule because you take what I say so seriously. But I would fuck that cat, given half a chance. Damn thats a hot cat. As long as you keep talking to me, I'll keep coming back. Thats the fun part!
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Give me a C
Give me a R
Give me a A
Give me a P
What do we got?
CRAP, you fucking suck you dumb bitch. Go fucking die.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your annoying as fuck fat woman
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear DONKEY ON THE EDGE AKA Donkey Fucker,
My post was a post of LUV, not HATE. But now, NOW you've gone and messed it all up by telling the world that you're withdrawing your affections! And why? Because you can't resist my talents and you must click CLICK CLICK! to view my latest offerings?
Please explain your attempts at sarcasm once again, mister kitty cat rapist.
You're fucking boring.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Scary Dragon with the 100-sided die,
I never said anything about suicide but it's nice to know that you're thinking of me. Please continue whacking that string bean to Donkey Fucker's beat.
Love,
Lovey-Dove
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Motherfucker,
I most certainly am on mental disability. Thanks for paying your taxes.
Love,
Lovey-Dove.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, my first hate post. I always thought it would be for my other user name. Oh well. +2 because I pissed you off so much that you had to call me Donkey Fucker. I'll have to hand it to you, that was indeed creative. Would have never seen that coming, really. Totally original.
Is my sarcasm translating in text? OK, good. I wanted to like you, I really did. But know you've gone and messed it all up. I hope you will still post pictures of your cat, as I've already rubbed one out to it and its getting old.
Toodles.
xoxoxo and such
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you should be on mental disability
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anything that pushes you closer to suicide is something everyone can appreciate.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because she has the balls to say it as it is.
oh.... the laughter.