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Category: Romance

Rating: 0.5 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (View user info) at 2004-07-26 00:34:01 EDT


I fucked a 12 year old in her tight little ass. It was great first she slid my cock out of my pants. Then she went to work on it. I swear these girls are getting better and better at the art of sucking cock. So after I was hard as a rock I slid my cock in her virgin pussy. She was dripping wet and tight as can be. Then I pulled out and shoved it in her ass. She screamed like a whore but got right into it. Then I pulled it out and stuck it back in her mouth. For the grand finale I came all over her face. Then I told her the exam was over and ran out of the doctors office.

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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Really Gnome I'm not shocking anyone? How about you shock me and write something that isn't fucking gay. This isn't to shock anyone, it's a fucking joke.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think it's funny that newbs are telling you that it's not shocking or anything, yet anyone who knows snuggles is just used to him doing this kind of thing.

+2 for the twist. I laughed my ass of at that.

Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Snuggles, I wish you would come rape me in my ass. I would allow you to video tape it and show my parents. All you have to promise me is that you will give me AIDS.

Thank you,
Salmon

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best post ever. I am humping YOUR desk as we speak.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i like my wine like i like my men:

old, french, and dry

Submitted by aJay (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I like my coffee just like my women, fresh and untouched......
.....although I don't like to keep my coffee tied up and locked in my basement.

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

you aren't shocking anyone here kid. keep in mind you're on the INTERNET! the source of all things foul and a few you can't describe (just have to be seen).

you'll have to do better than that to get a good rating. but don't bother, you're just wasting your time.

Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad. Had some potential. The concept could have developed a little more fully though.

Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Joe you are right. The story is bullshit, she wasn't a virgin.

Submitted by mad_monkey_mojo at 2004-07-26 01:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I'm still banned and have to use an anonymizer to get in. What a bunch of horse shit.

Excellent work Snuggles, sounds like you had a great day.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hogwash

i got to say hogwash



Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was just telling about my day shit for brains now come suck me off.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ahh, c'mon man, if you're trying for shock-humor, be a little more creative than that.

Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Honey I like you.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-26 00:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

load of crap

Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I bet she was a lot tighter than your father's asshole.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best post ever. I am humping my desk as we speak.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

With a twist at the end.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-26 00:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post gave me wood.


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