Bart I love you (1705 hits)
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Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2004-07-26 03:13:03 EDT
Bart, why must me fight so? I love you with a passion that curls my toes and shrivels my peener right up.
Please unban me. I promise I'll do that thing to you that you like. You know, the THING with the bar of soap.
Cant we all just get along?
I know you're mad at me now, but we can work it out. I'll even go to couples therapy for you.
Please come back to me, pookie. I don't want to be banned.
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Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-08-13 22:53:02 EDT (#)
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ok, about the angles: http://www.ubersite.com/m/41637#726279
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-29 17:03:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-27 16:33:57 (#)
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:36:22 (#)
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Okay Method's banned again.
Come on Bart, I just spoke to him and he said he's very sorry and if you unban him he will vaccuum your apartment in just Timberlands as promised.
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are you fucking serious?? wtf?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA munkey i love you
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never been banned, but I have slept with two black chicks within a week of one another.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-07-28 09:55:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:58:27 (#)
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Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:40:18 (#)
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JewToast must remain banned until hell freezes over, then unfreezes over, then is invaded by a pack of furious angles, and then makes a major comeback and invades heaven. Only then might I be ok with his existance.
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Man, I've never heard of furious angles.
Obtuse angles? Yes.
Acute angles? Yes.
I seem to have skipped the chapter on furious ones in school.
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From "Furious Angles" by John Galt (p. 64, diagram 1)
http://photobucket.com/albums/v299/John_Galt/?action=view¤t=furiousangles.jpg
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-28 08:49:27 EDT (#)
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Why is he banned this time?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-27 16:33:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:36:22 (#)
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Okay Method's banned again.
Come on Bart, I just spoke to him and he said he's very sorry and if you unban him he will vaccuum your apartment in just Timberlands as promised.
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are you fucking serious?? wtf?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:53:22 EDT (#)
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I've never been banned.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:36:22 EDT (#)
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Okay Method's banned again.
Come on Bart, I just spoke to him and he said he's very sorry and if you unban him he will vaccuum your apartment in just Timberlands as promised.
Submitted by A.Tyrael (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:21:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:44:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
All of us that have been banned and unbanned should start a club or something.
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Yes.
Submitted by floridastate311 (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Bart
‹^›‹(•¿•)›‹^›
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-26 19:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your started it you fucking asshole.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 18:54:33 EDT (#)
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Speaking of Bart...
Could you do something about the buttload of -2 all posts users... This is getting old.
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-07-26 18:54:03 EDT (#)
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I grabbed my nine all I heard was shells...
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-26 18:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for Viv's random "Vagina."
+1 for Method and JewToast being fucking AWESOME.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Bart
‹^›‹(•¿•)›‹^›
+2 for taking the time to work that little picture out. (looks better on the Most Viewed Authors list)
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:03:27 EDT (#)
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no negative points for such a shitty post because of the entertaining replies.
feel free to share the slinky pics though...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:44:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:58:27 (#)
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Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:40:18 (#)
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JewToast must remain banned until hell freezes over, then unfreezes over, then is invaded by a pack of furious angles, and then makes a major comeback and invades heaven. Only then might I be ok with his existance.
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Man, I've never heard of furious angles.
Obtuse angles? Yes.
Acute angles? Yes.
I seem to have skipped the chapter on furious ones in school.
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HAHAHAHAHA good one!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because you and Bart are butt-buddies, it seems.
OMG OMG I SPAMMED A POST! :(
choke.
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unban Method.
And Jewtoast.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
All of us that have been banned and unbanned should start a club or something.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:02:21 EDT (#)
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Its a conspiracy.
As for nekkid Jewtoast, legend has it that anyone who gazes upon his godly chest/neck area turns to stone. It is just too much for one mortal to handle.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-07-26 09:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Reading this post and replies, there is some seriously sinister shit at work in the undercurrents of Uber.
Can I have a naked pic of Jewtoast?
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-26 09:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, wait wait.
Did you get banned for spamming the agent smith post about me?
If you did, the sweet bitter irony is too much for me.
I don't have to get back at you.
That's karma baby.
If it was for something else, I still hate you.
Not really, but still.
Vagina.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-26 09:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I point at things I don't understand.
the furious angles thing made me laugh
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 07:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know it did. I was banned and uninspired.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 07:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method, this sucked.
Submitted by smokingman (user info) at 2004-07-26 06:30:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-26 06:17:07 EDT (#)
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bada bing bada boom
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-26 05:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Err. Ghay.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-07-26 05:51:18 EDT (#)
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JewToast is the best lawyer in the world. don't fuck with him.
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-07-26 05:49:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:58:27 (#)
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Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:40:18 (#)
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JewToast must remain banned until hell freezes over, then unfreezes over, then is invaded by a pack of furious angles, and then makes a major comeback and invades heaven. Only then might I be ok with his existance.
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Man, I've never heard of furious angles.
Obtuse angles? Yes.
Acute angles? Yes.
I seem to have skipped the chapter on furious ones in school.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
+2 for that reply
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:19:46 EDT (#)
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"You now owe me your first born and 90% of your 401K"
and a kick in the crotch.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:17:27 EDT (#)
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WOOOOOOO IM BACK THANKS BART!!
Joke's on you! That contract I signed with you that I will spend a minimum of 100 dollars on the uberboard in the next week is null and void. Jewtoast wrote it up, and it has alot of fine print.
You now owe me your first born and 90% of your 401K
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:16:57 EDT (#)
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Oh, something personal of your's is sooooooo going in my next post...which will be posted when I get off that darned list again.
That wasn't a slinky, Bart, that was a tiny, 1/4 inch spring. I'm just *that* tight.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:13:31 EDT (#)
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Kristen:
Thanks, the pictures are great! I never would have guessed anyone could do that with a slinky!
I just unblocked Method's IP address.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The magic word is Share.
Share, Kristen. Share.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:04:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:51:03 (#)
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Ok, I agree to unban Method in exchange for naked pictures of Kristen.
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You call me names...ram me with the thick end of a baseball bat (or, as heathens refer to it, your 'cock')...and then demand naked pictures of me to unban my Georgie Pordgie?
I think you forget what I have of your's, dearest Bart.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:58:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:40:18 (#)
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JewToast must remain banned until hell freezes over, then unfreezes over, then is invaded by a pack of furious angles, and then makes a major comeback and invades heaven. Only then might I be ok with his existance.
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Man, I've never heard of furious angles.
Obtuse angles? Yes.
Acute angles? Yes.
I seem to have skipped the chapter on furious ones in school.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The magic word is Share.
Share, Bart. Share.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:51:03 EDT (#)
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Ok, I agree to unban Method in exchange for naked pictures of Kristen.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:45:05 EDT (#)
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Let him be free or I have to send him naked pictures.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:40:18 EDT (#)
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"I promise I'll do that thing to you that you like. You know, the THING with the bar of soap."
bathe?
JewToast must remain banned until hell freezes over, then unfreezes over, then is invaded by a pack of furious angles, and then makes a major comeback and invades heaven. Only then might I be ok with his existance.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:35:36 EDT (#)
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You're banned?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39418
One hundred posts later and I've been banned too. Well, once.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:35:14 EDT (#)
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Unban Jewtoast too, while youre at it
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TINY DANCER HAS SHRIVELED?
BART, COME ONE! Don't let the magic within us all fade away...
If not for you... then for Method's Mr. Winkles.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:32:18 EDT (#)
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Thats what he got it for.
All's fair.
No Bart, this time, it was funny, and you know it.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
indeed
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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RICK JAMES, BIATCH!
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RICK JAMES, BIATCH!
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RICK JAMES, BIATCH!
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RICK JAMES, BIATCH!
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RICK JAMES, BIATCH!
HOW YOU LIKE THAT, BUCKWHEAT?!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-26 03:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why'd you spam a post, dumbass?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:21:03 EDT (#)
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No, no, i got banned for spamming a post. He blocked my IP, not my user Id (thats how I made this post), although im sure thats next.
Im meeeeeeeelting, meeeeeeeeeelting
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:19:06 EDT (#)
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WTF mate?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:18:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-26 03:18:26 (#)
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I think he's talking about JewToast...
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Like I said. What is this shit?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-26 03:18:26 EDT (#)
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I think he's talking about JewToast...
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-26 03:13:36 EDT (#)
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What is this shit?