Lyrical genius (522 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: -1.5 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Stacey Lee <smellslikeacat.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-26 06:28:12 EDT
My Mum listens to a crappy radio station. God forbid I change the station-
"IM DRIVING THE CAR I GET TO LISTEN TO WHAT I WANT" What a freaking bitch.
Made me want to just grab the wheel and spin us both off the road into a near by tree so
I didnt have to listen to the fucking Lyrical genious of some "with-it" pop star.
Its really great, no hear me out. These people are genious. Not predictable at all.
I love them.
What do you mean you see a hint of sarcasm there?
The lyrics just have so much depth and meaning eg-
"If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way" Genie in a bottle, Generic Popstar
How does she do that? I hear that,and I think, "Wow I mean what could that mean?, maybe
the bottle is symbolic for her mind, NO! That cant be it, a bottle is empty, hollow, she is
none of those things!..huh, wait. Nope she is singing about being a slut, who is
"you"?, is it me, or was she talking to him, or him, or him, or him or her?..whore"
If they arent singing about love or broken hearts, chances are its about chocolate
(chocolate is code for sex).
I was watching Oprah (is that how you spell it?) the otherday cause Im hardcore and Mandy More was there, she has a new
album with an orginal name and everything, its called "Covered" guess what it is...Okay Ill tell you
IT'S AN ALBUM FULL OF SONGS SHE HAS COVERED.
Another pop star ruining the classics...ruining, or making better..haaa..haaaa? . Also her boyfriend bought
her a guitar for her birthday...Ive never laughed so hard, either her boyfriend is really stupid
and doesnt realise all her music is done with computers,
or he is trying to hint something cronic.
Speaking of Pink, what the hell is with her trying to depict herself as a rockstar
And I quote " L.A told me, you'll be a popstar, all you have to change is everything you are"
Riiiiight. POPSTAR being the operative word there, I saw her interviwed she is all,"Im so hardcore"
With a nickname like pink you cant go wrong.
All this sooking has made me get over it.
Actually now I feel sick for knowing as much as I do. I need to get layed.
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:31:52 EDT (#)
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You got called a newbie by a newbie... hahaha.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-26 08:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not a religious person, but I pray for your death.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-26 08:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear mother fucking newbie
Write better shit or die.
Love,
Alahackbar
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-07-26 08:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It doesn't have to be pop to have bad lyrics. Arse.
Submitted by veins_of_glass <smellslikeacat.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-26 07:13:19 EDT (#)
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Kind of harsh for my first post. Fair enough.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-07-26 06:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just promise us this: when you take the beaten hooker out of the trunk of your car to rape her, wear a condom to ensure your legasy of shit stopps here.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-26 06:43:43 EDT (#)
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+2 good point... Current Pop music is covers and generic shit all formulated by 12 year old's
-2 Poorly written; hard to follow
It was Christina Aguilera, by the way
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-26 06:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if there was a machine that turned morons into geniuses i'd buy the patent and make shitloads of money and then i'd take a dump on your porch.
ass.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-07-26 06:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.