The Best Competition Ever! (684 hits)
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Submitted by LedHead (View user info) at 2004-07-26 10:08:02 EDT
I thought I'd make a little mini competition here on Uber. I figured I would post it as soon as I could so most of you would be asleep, thus not a lot of people would respond to it. Don't want to be called a hitwhore or white trash or any of that stuff you know.
My competition is simple, and if it's been done before, well tuff shit. The competition is to, drumroll...Insult me the best you can! The winner will recieve nothing, except a post dedicated to how cool they are!
Rules For The Worlds Coolest Competition in Town:
1. I am the judge
2. You insult can be no longer then 500 lines
3. Pity Sex gladly excepted
Here are some examples of how you can insult me:
LedHead you ugly.
LedHead you stupid.
LedHead you look like porn star from 1978
rule 4: You can't use one of my badass examples in your insult.
I will pick a winner, and 5 Honorable Mentions, and 1 LAME one. These will go into my next post. The deadline for this competition is Tuesday at 5 AM. Not really, just until I post the results, which will be some time Tuesday.
Now, INSULT AWAY!!!
You've wasted enough of your time. Go away.
Some of you may already know me from previous posts, so it will be easy for you to insult me the best you can. This picture will help you insult me if you don't know me from posts I've written, just pretend it's me!
User Reviews
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-08-02 19:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like your an idiot. Competition is over for a long time. Now die Newbie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-02 19:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit...that should say READING some of LedHeads stuff...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-02 19:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It didn't take me more than 45 seconds, rewading some of LedHead's stuff, to determine that this kid has shitforbrains
What do I win?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-26 23:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not to sound too cocky... but so far I should be winning this.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-07-26 21:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Eat shit and live, SW"
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Hahahahahahahahhah. I'll second that!
Submitted by poochie (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You better tuck that lip in. You wouldn't want to trip over it and fall on your face and get a fat li... err... a swollen nos... err... brain dama...
Too fucking late.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think ignoring you is the way to go in this case.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey look, it's a Nazi Nigger!
That good enough for ya?
Submitted by LedHead <I like small boys> at 2004-07-26 11:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hello, my name is LedHead and I'm the biggest flamingist queer you ever saw. I don't even have a dick, and my balls are freakishly tiny.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Me hate post.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, I can see that you're probably scraping for material here. I mean, it's been done a thousand times before.
This foreign guy and I were arguing in a McDonalds one day over something stupid, a spot in line maybe, and before he walked off, he said "you stupid mother produce you freak" or something like that. What a great insult.
You stupid mother produce you freak.
- Me
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey man...I'm just fooling around, just trying to ease the mood. And Potato Man, you didn't insult me! Wait, I get it, you insult me because your too good to insult me! That's gold Potato, GOLD!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear PencilHead:
500 lines wouldn't begin to dictate how much you suck. Looking at your previous posts is proof that the best part of you ran down your mother's leg. You will improve, I'm sure, but not until you've gouged the eyes out of at least 90% of us here. I hope you're anally raped by an entire herd of syphilitic hyenas... and contract crabs, instead. Your uncle called and said he was sorry for cracking your pelvis all those years ago. You've recovered nicely, though; you've learned to suck like a seasoned Hustler cum-dumpster skank.
Eat shit and live,
SW
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:14:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey there Alah...I've been around longer then you. But I'll let it slide because your insult is most good...But you have been warned.
-Your loving Judge
End the contest. I win.
How can anyone actually win when, during an insult contest that was all in good fun, I actually insulted you to the point that you felt you needed to warn me?
Bwa ha ha! My evil plan worked! bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like a sped student in that picture. Some sort of nubs in your ears (possibly chicken cock?) and a lip that looks like you should be gimping around, drooling on yourself looking for the magical peener from Lester the Molester in the back of a broke dick van with rape-tinted windows.
Thanks, that was kinda fun.
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey there Alah...I've been around longer then you. But I'll let it slide because your insult is most good...But you have been warned.
-Your loving Judge
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Mother Fucking Newbie
Write better shit or die.
Love,
AlahAckbar
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're in black & white and you're sweaty.