Life of Snuggles Vol.3 (1059 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 1.64 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (View user info) at 2004-07-26 10:48:07 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38509 Vol.1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39107 Vol.2
As Snuggles walked to the door he wondered who it could be. His father, Martha, Ed McMahon, the possibilities were endless.
"Who is it?" He called out.
"Dominoes we got a Pizza for you." The mystery person answered.
"Ok" Snuggles replied.
As Snuggles opened the door he felt a searing pain in his forehead and everything went blank.
When he awoke he was in a weird place, it wasn't his home or anything else he would recognize either. Then he saw a shadow moving about 20 feet away.
"Who are you and why am I here?"
"Don't worry soon all your questions will be answered."
"Why did you bring me here?"
"I said I'd tell you soon can't you fucking wait."
"My bad, got any food."
"Well yeah I work for Dominoes help yourself to some pizza."
"Sweet."
After eating some shitty Dominoes pizza and washing it down with some crappy Pepsi, Snuggles was ready to find out who this mystery man was and also why his asshole hurt.
"So you want to know who I am."
"Yes, that and why my asshole hurts."
"Well the asshole part is simple, I was checking for a tracking device. As for whom I am, that's a little longer. I am one of your father's oldest friends. I was contacted by your Uncle to come help you."
"You knew my father?"
"Are you fucking dense, what the fuck did I just say? Anyways we need to teach you some things that will come in handy; we are going against a very tough enemy."
With that Snuggles and his father's friend began working out. Even though they only had a short time to do this Snuggles was remembering his past slowly. After three days he was acting as if he had been an assassin his entire life. Then his father's friend revealed a dark secret, Snuggles father had been murdered years ago by some crazy women. You see in his spare time he was Snuggles_The_Pimp and was fucking with some white chick. Well she found out all about his man-whoring ways and put two in his chest.
As he went to sleep, he thought of all that had happened in the last few days. He wondered how it would all turn out. What more could possibly lay ahead for him?
When he awoke the place was empty except for a few weapons and some shitty pizza. There was also a note.
Dear Snuggles,
I had to go, this is your battle to fight and your father would not want me holding your hand during it. You have always had it in you to do this. Now go out and find those that have wronged you and get revenge for your family. If you run into trouble just think of what your Father taught you all those years ago. Now go forth and do what you were destined to do.
Your Friend,
Cuddles_The_PizzaMan
This was it, now it was all up to him. He had the training, now it was time to go out and find those mother fuckers responsible for the death of his dearest wife and son. These mother fuckers were going to pay and soon.
TBC.............
User Reviews
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get Little Ceasar's next time. Or Marty's.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 19:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bling you ever go downtown?
Submitted by blingshizzle <boston> at 2004-07-26 19:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for B-lo. I live right outside of Amherst.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 19:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's it 1point2 it's fucking war, unless I can have her sister. Then we can be allies.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snuggles, I can't give her up, I'm sorry. I think I'm in love. She has a younger sister. OICU812 is a homo.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snuggles rules all.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAN ROOTS! WOO!
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Give me money.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1Point2 what do I have to do to fuck that chick that is in the pic with you from the VIP post.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JME I want to bend you over and fuck you doggy style until I cum all over your back.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poorly written? I've seen SOOOOOOOOOOO much worse. These stories are great. Please include more violence next time. For some reason, a fluffy bear weilding some samuri shit makes me laugh.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love snuggles
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sambuca that's fucking right only +2's no matter how crappy the writing.
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all of these Snuggles stories are so poorly written but I can't give them anything below a +2 cuz they're about Snuggles and Snuggles is the pimp of all pimps
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha! Cuddles. Now I can't wait for more.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, Snuggles is the most kick-ass stuffed bear ever.