It's a Wonderful Life (416 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.33 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (View user info) at 2004-07-26 13:10:25 EDT
Everything sucks. I have no friends. My family says I make then nervous. I'm stuck here on the west coast where the weather is terrible and the cost of living is high. On my walk to work I daydream about the many ways I could decimate all the inbred crossbred dickheads I see, and when I get to the office I sort of blank out until quitting time. They tell me I'm doing a good job, though, so I force a smile and then go home and watch Fox News while my gonads recharge from my last pull-session with my Betty & Veronica comics. I'm worried about America. John Edwards looks like a towel-snapper, John Kerry looks like he rides goats, and dear sweet Jesus, I may vote for Bush this year. I'm surrounded by faggots and Democrats. I hate my neighbors. My dick is sore and my head hurts. If it wasn't for the company of my cats I'd have to start the killin early.
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Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-28 21:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
buddy we all feel like that now and then
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit. The only reason I'm not giving this a negative rating is because it seems honest - but maybe something you should write in your journal and not on Uber? Just a thought...
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I almost laughed, but then I didn't.
Submitted by KatieKate (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You made me laugh.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This fucking sucked.
Submitted by cf7 at 2004-07-26 13:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Please start the by killing yourself.