The glories of the internet: Chatting (592 hits)
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Submitted by Pope Stager <npederacer.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-26 13:20:23 EDT
Good ol' internet. What would we do without it? We use it for shopping, communication, and porn! Unfourtanetly, most of the internet is made up of CS players, perverted teenage boys, and perverted old men. And let's not forget those sexual predators!
At the time of its creation, the internet was a wonderful tool used for communication and learning. These days, it's the three P's: Porn, Piracy, and Predators!
In this post, we'll examine a typical AIM Chat. Over many years, I've seen these chats and using my incredible power, I have created what an AIM chat will look like. Bow down to me:
You have now entered chatroom Lesbians 8
SxyAngel4489:I'm naked in my dormroom, click here for pics ;)
SxyAngel4489:I'm naked in my dormroom, click here for pics ;)
AznBller:yo wut up 15/m/ca lookin for booty im me for sum
XxXBleedingXxX:is anyone here real??
Fazooey:i'm real. . .AND LOOKING FOR SEX!!!!!
XxXBleedingXxX:*sigh* i'm a lost soul trapped in this worl
SweetShawty:17/f/fl im me if you wanna talk dirty
SweetShawty:17/f/fl im me if you wanna talk dirty
SweetShawty:17/f/fl im me if you wanna talk dirty
sk8r696969:swe3tshawty stfu
WebcamGrl327:Clcik here for pics of me in my new thong :):)
JennaGirlie65:omg that iz sooo disguisting!!!!
AznBller:Sweetshty lez go chat
I'll stop there. Little did AznBller know that SweetShawty was actually an 85 year old man. AznBller was found three days later tied up in a rural Southern home with the words "cock hole" written on his chest and an arrow pointing to his mouth.
Now we'll move on to one-on-one conversations through the eyes of many people:
Depressive Emo Kids:
DashboardCon89:hi
Slowly Dying:hey
DashboardCon89:everyone knows how to ruin my life
Slowly Dying:i know.
DashboardCon89:*sigh*
The l337 h4x0rs:
H4x0rzzz:y0
CSl337:h37
H4x0rzzz:irc says i have a dcc pending
H4x0rzzz:what do i do
CSl337:do you have the file type on the accept only list?
H4x0rzzz:no
CSl337:add it and it should work
H4x0rzzz:ok i got it
H4x0rzzz:sw337
Well I'm tired now and I know that wasn't many people. I'm thinking about making this into a series based on your comments.
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-05 16:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This dude quit posting after this one. Heh.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-05 16:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Does he know? Does he care? Does he give you a -2 DIE?
If your posts weren't so poorly rated anyway, I'd have done this to more of them. In your case though, I can't be bothered, since it's not worth the effort.
You already suck.
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-08-03 19:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok.
Submitted by WallFlower (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a jerk.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-26 23:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cunny
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now i wish i did slip and cut deeper
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the point is?
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I ignored the shit rating and read this anyway.. Was sooooo totally worth it..
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Totally fucking boring.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well that wasn't interesting.
Submitted by Pittdude (user info) at 2004-07-26 13:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Please no series