This Will Make Your Teeth White: Yet Another Reason To Never Go To The Dentist (1623 hits)
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Submitted by Shark25 (View user info) at 2004-07-26 15:38:11 EDT
Here is the story: http://www.theomahachannel.com/news/3577712/detail.html
Okay if you don't want to click on the link the story is that a dentist is being sued by his former employees of injecting his semen into the mouths of six of his patients one being a 14-year-old girl.
Police have found syringes with the Doc's semen in it. I don't even know where to begin. As soon as think things on this planet cannot get worse fuckups like Dr. John Hall come (pardon the pun) and prove me the wrong.
One of the patients even said he began dry humping her while she was in the chair.
This guy has fucked dentist everywhere. I mean it is hard enough for some people to go to the dentist now it will be damn impossible.
How exactly get this guy of. It is not like he made the chicks suck his dick. He just punished his one eyed warrior until it threw up into a tube and then he just squirted it into the un-lucky fucks mouth and told them to swallow.
How stupid is this fucking guy. Did he think he would get away with injecting his semen into chicks mouth? I mean at least one of the chicks is going to know what semen tasters like and turn him in.
Uber society is falling apart. Put on your helmets, get drunk, and kiss your ass good bye.
Sick Times.
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Submitted by Ananda (user info) at 2005-09-02 16:53:02 EDT (#)
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damn im glad my dentist is a chick..
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:20:21 EDT (#)
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I swear to God, this is the kind of shit that makes me want to hide under my desk.
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-07-26 19:00:31 EDT (#)
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Will I go straight to hell for wondering if it was the fourteen year old who was the first to recognize the taste?
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:02:31 EDT (#)
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damn.
Submitted by JimmyGingerBoots (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:02:19 EDT (#)
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I_have_a_kristen_fetish needs that address. I'll phone him, good buddy of mine, so he can start getting the semen serum ready.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:53:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:48:38 EDT (#)
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EEEEEWWWWWWW
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:26:36 EDT (#)
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Yup
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:22:59 EDT (#)
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I read that on Sunday while eating breakfast. It has got to be the nastiest thing I've ever heard. Christ what is wrong with people?
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:19:45 EDT (#)
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I already despise going to the fucking dentist.
I would have beat that dentists face in and then squirted
his little "goody-filled" syringe in his eye.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:16:22 EDT (#)
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ew......
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:15:36 EDT (#)
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That dentist is a modern day prophet. We can all learn from him..
Submitted by Uptown_Alexa (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:14:53 EDT (#)
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That is disgusting. He should have got them drunk first.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:14:17 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/27051
Submitted by plushpeach (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:06:08 EDT (#)
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That's one sick fucker!
Submitted by NavyJester (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:03:26 EDT (#)
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In a related story, recently some guy in Florida got AIDS from his dentist.
Apparently, his dentist fucked him in the ass.
Submitted by theDSC (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:57:12 EDT (#)
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I can just hear those jack-toothed Brits now..."We Told You So"...
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:46:37 EDT (#)
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Uber society is falling apart. Put on your helmets, get drunk, and kiss your ass good bye.
Sick Times.
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Well I was looking for an exscuse to get drunk. Thanks for providing it.
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Yup. That pretty much says it all.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:44:15 EDT (#)
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I wear my helmet everyday
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:41:12 EDT (#)
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Uber society is falling apart. Put on your helmets, get drunk, and kiss your ass good bye.
Sick Times.
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Well I was looking for an exscuse to get drunk. Thanks for providing it.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:40:59 EDT (#)
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i'm a raving anti-dentite
i have only been to the dentist twice in the past 11 years.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:40:13 EDT (#)
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Weird.