Are you %98 or %2? (3608 hits)
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Submitted by Satan (View user info) at 2004-07-26 16:21:24 EDT
This is just like Razors thing, but diffrent, and yes it is a forwarded email but its still amazing.
NO PEEKING AHEAD!
Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.
Now, arrow down (but not too fast, you might miss something).
Think of a number from 1 to 10.
Multiply that number by 9.
If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together.
Now subtract 5.
Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, etc.)
Think of a country that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter in the name of that country.
Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.
Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.
Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?
If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.
Freaky, huh?
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Submitted by beibeiskids <beibeiskids.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-08-01 06:51:19 EDT (#)
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Denmark.. kangaroo.. orange.. x.x
Submitted by EndMyPain (user info) at 2004-07-30 23:34:09 EDT (#)
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djibouti iguana apple BITCHEZZ!
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-07-30 19:20:03 EDT (#)
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nowhere near - wtf?
fwiw - i can't even think of a fruit starting with h
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-30 14:06:09 EDT (#)
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Simple mathmatics...still cool though.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-07-30 05:24:05 EDT (#)
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Denmark, komodo dragon, nectarine
Submitted by Flatuloso (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:06:23 EDT (#)
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I thought of a Koala in Denmark eating an apple. Koalas RULE!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-29 10:01:25 EDT (#)
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RkaDk2, you're always supposed to get 'd' (from the 4th letter) so I think you screwed up your Math.
I got Deutschland, Duck, Kiwi.
But that's because I knew every would think of Denmark for 'D'
Submitted by RkaDk2 (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:44:26 EDT (#)
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Eqaudor
Rhinocerous
Strawberry
I guess I'm a 2%er. Do I get a prize?
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-07-29 05:24:25 EDT (#)
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Koala in Denmark eating an Apple
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-07-29 05:11:18 EDT (#)
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Mouse in Belgium eating Eggplant. I know its not a fruit but I'm too full of sleeping medication to think of one with an E. I think the whole percentile thing is bullshit, too. Chain letters say that to make people think they are interesting and unique, and thus they send it on to their friends so that they may marvel in your unique-ness. *turns green and smashes everything* arrgh goodnight
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:33:54 EDT (#)
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To the guy below me...ever heard of a watermelon you stupid fuck?
I thought of a koala in denmark eating an apricot.
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:56:47 EDT (#)
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I was a Koala in Denmark eating an apple. I originally said Dominican Replubic but changed my mind because cow was the first animal i thought of and I couldn't think of a fruit that started with W.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:51:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:26:11 (#)
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I hate being weird... I'm 0 for 2 in blending in with the majority...
Djibouti
Iguana
Apple
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What are....things I stick my penis in?
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:45:44 EDT (#)
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Delaware is not a fucking country.
Korth
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:45:19 EDT (#)
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obviously you all are doing your math wrong because it will always come out to be a country starting with D, and a fruit starting with O, and a animal starting with K
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Elephant, Delaware, tangerine.
These posts suck.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-28 23:02:59 EDT (#)
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Diego Garcia, and an alligator eating rasberries....
Is 2% bad?
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-28 22:41:59 EDT (#)
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kangaroo , denmark, orange
Submitted by Interesting_Pseudonym (user info) at 2004-07-28 19:25:50 EDT (#)
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Denmark. Koala. Avocado.
Almost normal?
Submitted by Carebear813 (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:33:02 EDT (#)
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I have a Cockatoo eating an orange in the Dominican Republic. I'm 1/3 normal?
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:26:11 EDT (#)
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I hate being weird... I'm 0 for 2 in blending in with the majority...
Djibouti
Iguana
Apple
Submitted by jewstinian (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:36:41 EDT (#)
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England, Dog, Grape
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:49:14 EDT (#)
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Denmark Koala Apple
I am the minority
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-28 07:55:46 EDT (#)
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Mine's like Razor's too. But not as long. More accurate anyway, go look:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39748
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-07-28 04:24:17 EDT (#)
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heard this many years ago -- funny some of the retards below me who cant multiply though
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:09:33 EDT (#)
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A cockroach in Uruguay eating a kumquat
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:51:03 EDT (#)
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Denmark
Kingfisher
I don't know a fruit starting with "r", unless Ricola is a fruit now.
Submitted by yakko813 (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:13:47 EDT (#)
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nice one
Submitted by Skippy (user info) at 2004-07-28 01:01:19 EDT (#)
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Koala in Denmark eating an apple!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:40:28 EDT (#)
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Koala Denmark Apple You Suck
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-07-27 20:45:36 EDT (#)
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So old.
Submitted by TheToddfather (user info) at 2004-07-27 19:10:55 EDT (#)
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Denmark, Killer Whale, Couldn't think of a Fruit that starts with E.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-27 18:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-07-27 18:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was thinking of an Iguana in Dubai eating an apple. Wow.
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-27 18:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-27 18:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That one actually worked for me!
-1 because now I'm not special like my mommy said.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-07-27 17:08:21 EDT (#)
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iguana in Djibouti eating an apricot
I know, I know you don't have to say anything...
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-07-27 16:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not a trick at all, its more like a program.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-07-27 15:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shay - it comes out the same mathematically regardless. It's not baffling when you think of animals/countries to name that begin with the letters asked for. K? D? ooh, ahh...
Yes, this is quite old.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:54:12 EDT (#)
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No, i know why, people are lazy, i picked 2 on 1-10 because i wanted something quick and easy and i'm extremely tired right now. that riddle counts on laziness and stupidness, of which i am both, currently.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I was going to give you a -2 because everybody has seen this a million times in their life, but i'll give you a -1 because it still baffles me.
Submitted by Julie Christie <jcs.at.cs.net> at 2004-07-27 14:45:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by netwolf24 (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
seen it before, but this is the first time i was 2%
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:44:27 EDT (#)
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Fuck 98%
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-27 11:42:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-07-27 10:55:12 (#)
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Agreed Bob. I wonder if all the people that answered Denmark/koala are from Australia. I also think it likely that very few of the people that picked Djibouti are American.
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I am American, and I picked Denmark/Koala/Apple.
We DO have the Discovery channel and Animal Planet, you know! We do watch things other than commercials. =)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-27 11:00:34 EDT (#)
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Hey, I picked Dijbuti.
But only because I remembered it from my Arabic classes... and it was the only country I could think of.
For some reason Denmark escaped me. Bitch ass country.
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-07-27 10:55:12 EDT (#)
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Agreed Bob. I wonder if all the people that answered Denmark/koala are from Australia. I also think it likely that very few of the people that picked Djibouti are American.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-27 10:05:44 EDT (#)
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Dominican Republic, cat, tangerine.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-27 09:54:54 EDT (#)
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Denmark Kangaroo Orange
This one is far more predictable that razors because:
-No matter what numbers you pick, your final answer should be 4.
-The fourth letter of the alphabet is D
-There are only four nations in the world that start with D: Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica, & Dominican Republic. Denmark is the logical default choice because it isn't some back-assward third world country.
-There aren't many animals that begin with the letter K, simply because the frequency of the letter K occuring is pretty low. I'm sure that there are dozens of animals that begin with K, but the most familiar one that is taught to children learning to read is kangaroo, which ends in O, another low frequency letter. Yes, there also are the choices of koala, kimodo dragon, krill, killer bee, etc. Unless you're a zooologist or a non-native english speaker, of something,kangaroo is the first choice.
-What fruit begins with O? Orange. That's it, unless maybe you're thinking of some archaic jungle fruit.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-07-27 09:42:51 EDT (#)
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The first letter will always be a D, there are not many D countries, and not many K animals.
I thought of Denmark, Koala, Apple.
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-27 09:31:27 EDT (#)
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kangaroo, Denmark, Orange
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-27 09:01:17 EDT (#)
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I'm in the 2%...I got Killer Whale in Denmark eating an Elderberry....
...no, i got the kangaroo one....lame.
Submitted by glasscpp (user info) at 2004-07-27 08:57:34 EDT (#)
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Deutschland, Dummkopf, Pfirsich (close enough)
Germany, Jackass, peach
guess that puts me in the 2%....
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-27 07:40:03 EDT (#)
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It's Tuesday.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-27 07:03:51 EDT (#)
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Denmark, Kangaroo, Olive
Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-07-27 06:45:38 EDT (#)
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Denmark, Kookaburra, Apple
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-07-27 06:34:14 EDT (#)
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denmark, koala, apple
Submitted by chgable (user info) at 2004-07-27 06:23:58 EDT (#)
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Djibouti, Iguana, Apricot
Dominican republic, Cat, Tamarind
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-07-27 05:41:26 EDT (#)
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Denmark koala orange.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-07-27 05:28:34 EDT (#)
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Denmark, koala, apple.
So, I'm in the same 2% as the rest of uber... but I've been drinking on an empty stomach.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:59:06 EDT (#)
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Denmark, koala, apple... but then again I so said 'red hammer' on Razor's post.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:41:07 EDT (#)
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I got Professor Plum in the Library with the Candlestick.
Submitted by Gizmo (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:13:56 EDT (#)
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denmark, koala, apple.
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:00:21 EDT (#)
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dominca republic, crocodile, elderberry
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-07-27 00:42:57 EDT (#)
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ME: denmark kangaroo orange...
friend: cat dominican republic tangerine
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-07-27 00:33:29 EDT (#)
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I got an Elephant in Delaware eating a Tangerine.
I guess Delaware ain't no country.
See? I think different, I think wrong.
Submitted by WallFlower (user info) at 2004-07-27 00:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW, I know that DR ends in a C, I spelled it wrong when I was talking the test.... :(
Submitted by WallFlower (user info) at 2004-07-27 00:27:48 EDT (#)
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I got a Koala in the Dominican Republic eating an Apricott (<< I dunno how to spell that fruit!)
I saw DR and Koala, and I the first with an apricott? It still counts if I spelled it wrong!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-07-27 00:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Denmark, koala, apple.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-26 23:35:25 EDT (#)
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Denmark, Koala, Apple
Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-07-26 23:30:04 EDT (#)
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I couldn't finish it
I was thinking of an ibix in djibouti and I don't know a fruit that starts with an x
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2004-07-26 23:20:55 EDT (#)
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now your just bad at math... i wanna know how you got "E"... the only number that the problem can yield is 4. anything between 1 and 10 multiplied by nine will equal a number that adds back into 9. try it.
so that just mean the 2% might be idiots.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ant eater in Ethiopia eating some raisins. Wait a second, how is an ant eater eating in Ethiopia?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Djibouti impala apple
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dominican Republic, camel, lime.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:34:08 EDT (#)
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Denmark, koala, apple.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:22:20 EDT (#)
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hahaha i did it again and for some reason i thought that 9 minus 5 was 2 (hence the B)
who's the dunce now
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i think i screwed up somewhere... i got Belgium.. then a monkey.. and i couldn't think of a fruit that started with Y
maybe my math skills aren't what they used to be
Submitted by winowarrior (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:09:26 EDT (#)
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i'm with the dog eating a grapefruit in deutschland...but truthfully, it took me a while to think of a country that started with "D", didn't even think of Denmark, duh. But at least i got into the 2 percentile.
Submitted by CATAL is on vacation and too l at 2004-07-26 20:01:43 EDT (#)
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Djibouti, igauna, apple
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:00:49 EDT (#)
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Dog eating a grape in deutschland.
Werd.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-26 19:52:10 EDT (#)
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Dominican Republic, cat, tangerine.
Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-07-26 19:32:59 EDT (#)
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i thought of koala apple denmark
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-07-26 19:02:24 EDT (#)
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Koala eating an apple in Denmark.
LGF
Submitted by waterRTBH (user info) at 2004-07-26 19:00:38 EDT (#)
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A Condor eating a Rutebega in the Dominican Republic
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-26 19:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what I got.
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-07-26 18:47:08 EDT (#)
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A capybera eating an apricot in the Dominican Republic. Which could actually, you know, happen.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:30:53 EDT (#)
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Yak eating a kiwi in Germany.....
Submitted by JimmyGingerBoots (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:08:09 EDT (#)
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I like the smell of your shit. Oh, please continue sharing it.
Djiribuiti, Ibis, & 'Splat Red'
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:08:02 EDT (#)
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Yes, I am dunce, and I do wear my hat proudly!
(I hope this one comes out better)
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
these things are pretty cool
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the retaliation -2.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37501#675986
Here's yours!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:01:53 EDT (#)
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/D\
/ U \
/ N \
/ C \
/__ E___ \
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( O O )
( > ' )
( <::> )
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Yes, I am dunce, and I do wear my hat proudly!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:50:25 (#)
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I picked 7.8 Thats between 1 and 10! Woo! Thinking outside the box. My favorite color is clear, by the way.
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I laughed at this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
well since you multiply the number by nine and add the digits, the first letter is always gonna be D. First country that comes into mind is Denmark. Then Koala, and ...
There is so few choice, it's kinda bound to work.
Didn't work since I answered in french in my head (Danemarque).
Conclusion ? That was gay.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:54:33 EDT (#)
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Koala eating an apricot in Denmark
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:50:25 EDT (#)
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I picked 7.8 Thats between 1 and 10! Woo! Thinking outside the box. My favorite color is clear, by the way.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:46:03 EDT (#)
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Also Denmark koala apple.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:42:16 EDT (#)
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Denmark, Koala, Apple.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:27:19 (#)
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Finland, Donkey, and I don't know what fruit starts with a Y. I lose
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner for dumbass of the day. Congrats, Donkey! Wear your dunce hat proudly.
Oh, and I got Denmark, Kangaroo, Orange. I'm so predictable.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
Submitted by Sofa_Queen (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
... Detroit isn't a country?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:32:46 EDT (#)
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Djibouti, east coast of Africa
Submitted by Andrew <aknapp79.at.sbcglobal.net> at 2004-07-26 16:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude, the math bit is a trick. You'll always end up with the number four (go ahead, try it), which corresponds to letter "D". According to my world atlas, only four countries begin with D: Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica, Dominican Republic. Where the fuck is Djibouti? Anyone know? 98% percent of people will not realize when their minds are being subtly manipulated...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:30:15 EDT (#)
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I thought of an aardvark with a kiwi in bostwania.
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:29:14 EDT (#)
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Yep, got the 98% this time.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:28:35 EDT (#)
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kitten in denmark eating a nectarine
i'm special
but not short bus special
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:27:19 EDT (#)
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Finland, Donkey, and I don't know what fruit starts with a Y. I lose
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:26:26 EDT (#)
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I guess I'm in the two percentile.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:25:33 EDT (#)
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ARE YOU THE REAL SATAN?
or are you just using his name as your handle?
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:25:08 EDT (#)
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koala in denmark eating an apple
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:24:56 EDT (#)
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Denmark, Koala, Apple
Submitted by skiboricus <killem> at 2004-07-26 16:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Deuschland, dog, grapefruit.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
koala bear denmark rasberry.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:23:37 EDT (#)
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I got Djibouti, Iguana and apple?
do I win a prize?