want to turn up missing? try Salt Lake City (540 hits)
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Submitted by abefroman42 (View user info) at 2004-07-26 16:38:15 EDT
What the hell is going on? First, I endure the painful stipidity of the Elizabeth Smart runaway errrrr.... abduction, now this new chick with a wacko for a husband.
I leave town for a damn week and I get back and some new tale of prego wife slayed by psych ward husband who haphazardly covers it up. What the hell is wrong with:
A. The idiots who perputrate these crimes
B. The idiots who investigate these crimes
C. The "victims" of these crimes.
Here is some advice for the aforementioned dumbasses.
A. If you are a crazy person, ie- any street preacher or begger, anyone who spends all their time with psych ward people, general delinquents, and just plain crazy: LEARN HOW TO COMMIT A DAMN CRIME.
Cover your ass, dont leave a paper (or blood) trail, clean that shit up, and dont party in the city where everyone is looking for you and that little rich white girl. (double bonus, after you leave, DON'T COME BACK ASSHOLE)
B. If you are an investigator: Pull your head out of your ass. These are criminals with 2nd grade educations. They are not smart, they cannot plot. Catch them dumbasses.
C. If you think you might be a victim, stop being a victim. Kick him in the nuts and run. If your prophet is partying drinking naty light and wearing a robe, its a preety safe bet he lying to you (thanks maddox) If you're husband says he has graduated med school but still looks and acts and smells like a dumbass, he is a dumbass. Leave him, or better yet kill him with a well orchestrated plot. Try oceans 11 for ideas.
Quit being so damn ignorant and making slc look bad. or keep it up and ill move to sunny san diego.
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-09 17:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course I am THE Abe Froman... dont make my get snooty!
Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-26 16:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree, there are ways to get away from someone who is trying to kidnap you, they aren't intellingent or anything, they are dumb.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THE Abe Froman? The sausage KING of Chicago?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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