Ann Coulter Spews Feces Out Of Her Mouth (1010 hits)
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Submitted by Marblehead Johnson (View user info) at 2004-07-26 21:31:21 EDT
Let me start off with another quote from my favorite purveyor of political pomposity, Ann Coulter. This quote was from her July 26th article on her web page. You can read the whole thing here: http://www.anncoulter.org/ if you really want to piss yourself off.
She states "I want Americans to get a good long look at the French Party..." This is in regard to the Democratic National Convention. I don't know what school Ann Coulter went to but, in my opinion, being referred to as "French" isn't really an insult.
We, as Americans, owe a good deal of our independence to the French people. May 2, 1776 King Louis XVI of France commits one million dollars in arms and munitions to American forces. Keep in mind that's one million dollars in 1776 which, I'm not sure of the calculation, is a monstrously huge amount of money. Marquis de Lafayette, a Frenchman, was appointed a major general in the Continental Army by Congress. He would also come to be one of George Washington's most trusted aides. As news of America's victory in the Battle of Saratoga (October 7, 1777) spreads to Europe, the city of Paris celebrates the victory as if it were one of its own.
Shortly after the Battle of Saratoga, on February 6, 1778, France and America sign two treaties in Paris. A Treaty of Amity and Commerce and a Treaty of Alliance. France now officially recognizes America's independence and becomes the major source of American military supplies. France and America agree to fight until our independence is won from Britain and, also, neither country will conclude any truce with Britain without the other's consent and both would guarantee each other posessions in America against all other powers. And on July 10, 1778 France formally declares war on Britain.
August 14, 1781 George Washington receives a letter from French Admiral Count de Grasse indicating his entire 29-ship French fleet with 3000 soldiers is now heading for the Chesapeake Bay near Cornwallis. This eventually leads to French control of the Chesapeake. Which in turn hampers British efforts in America and eventually leads to the signing of The Treaty of Paris on September 3, 1783. This treaty effectively ends the war with victory for America thanks in no small part to France.
Louis Pasteur, a Frenchman, invented Pasteurization in 1864. This process is still widely used today and makes a good deal of our food supply safe.
In 1943, Frenchmen, Emile Gagnan and Jacques Cousteau invented the demand regulator, which adjusted the air pressure automatically in pressurized air tanks, supplying air as the diver needed it. This allowed for deeper and longer underwater exploration. This in turn allows us to understand just how important the oceans are to us and the rest of the species we share the planet with.
Other French inventions include: mayonnaise, bicycles, sewing machines and many others but who really wants to type them all. I don't so I'm not going to.
If being a Democrat, which I'm not(I'm a little to liberal), means that you are somehow French or support the French I fail to see how that is a bad thing. After all one of the most enduring symbols of American freedom was a gift from our French brothers that being The Statue of Liberty.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-25 09:14:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:26:18 EDT (#)
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I'm 1/8 French... and the guy before me is an ass... ok
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-27 21:44:49 EDT (#)
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These celebrities have no intelligence-gathering agents, no fact-finding groups, no insight into the minds of those who would destroy our country. They only have a deep seated hatred for all things Republican. By nature, and no one knows quite why, the Hollywood elitists detest Conservative views and anything that supports or uplifts the United States of America. The silence was deafening from the Left when Bill Clinton bombed a pharmaceutical factory outside of Khartoum, or when he attacked the Bosnian Serbs in 1995 and 1999. He bombed Serbia itself to get Slobodan Milosevic out of Kosovo, and not a single peace rally was held. When our Rangers were ambushed in Somalia and 18 young American lives were lost, not a peep was heard from Hollywood. Yet now, after our nation has been attacked on its own soil, after 3,000 Americans were killed, by freedom-hating terrorists, while going about their routine lives, they want to hold rallies against the war. Why the change? Because an honest, God-fearing Republican sits in the White House.
Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE (user info) at 2004-07-27 17:32:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mothyham (user info) at 2004-07-27 01:51:53 EDT (#)
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fuck the french you faggot
and fuck ann coulter, she looks like a kooky cartoon pony.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-27 01:34:31 EDT (#)
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I want cut off Ann Coulter's fingers at the knuckle, remove the bones from her stumpy fingers, stuff smelling salts into the bloody, gaping holes, poor some lemon juice in for good measure, and then stuff them with paper towels, just because I like to keep shit clean. Oh, and she can suck me off while I do it.
Who is Ann Coulter again?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-27 01:24:50 EDT (#)
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Eh. Plus two for credit where credit is due, minus two for too much credit.
Plus two for Ann Coulter hate, minus two for it not being ALL Ann Coulter hate.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-07-27 00:36:12 EDT (#)
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From the shitload of negative reviews, I bet you wish you never mentioned France. However your main point is still valid. Ann Coulter is indeed a stupid bitch who like many ultra conservative clueless fuckwits is a cancer on the arse of society.
Submitted by sterling96 (user info) at 2004-07-27 00:29:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scoobidydoo2003 (user info) at 2004-07-27 00:10:38 EDT (#)
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Yeah, you really know how to let down your audience. You give the impression that you are going to discuss an ignorant person, advertise as such (thus grabbing the attention of people that actually want to read your complaints) and then you praise France.
Really, a very big letdown for all your readers.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-26 23:15:08 EDT (#)
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Didn't I see this before? Anyway. Mayo is gross. The main ingrediants are eggs and sunlight. Nobody rides bikes anymore unless they are under 16, getting paid to, or have a ricshaw.
The Statue of Liberty was payment in advance from the ass whooping they were about to endure.
There is no need to go under the water anymore. We know whats down there. Fish, and Davy Jones (not the uber poster)
Americans invent shit that lasts. Let me see, umm, the lightbulb, for one. The radio, the phone, the airplane. Need I go on.
France blows, and so do you for making a similar post about Ann Coulter while defending France. Thats asking for a -2.
Please write some dick and fart jokes.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-26 23:03:14 EDT (#)
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I am a republican, and I don't like Ann Coulter all the time.
A) France blows. That is an insult, and you must be French for not thinking it was.
2) (this is more for gibberish) Napolean was Corsican, not even French. They were being bossed around by a midget from a different country.
3) The only thing I owe to the French is my hatred of poodles and cologne. Big deal, they were around for the Revolution. At the end. At the way back. After they saw who was going to win.
Now run along and try again.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-26 23:01:01 EDT (#)
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and again because your a moronic jackass. Get a fucking grip, ann coutler owns your sorry ass.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:55:25 EDT (#)
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-2 for shat.
+2 for title.
Bahahaha!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:49:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:33:46 EDT (#)
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"...being referred to as "French" isn't really an insult."
Fuck off frog lover. Everyone knows the french are pussies (such pussies that I don't even capitalize when referring to them). It's a universal truth. The only time they kicked ass was with Napoleon, but then he lost to the Russians.
The Russians?!
Holy shit, man! Poland beat the Russians (pre-WWII obviously). Sweden beat the Russians. Hell, even Afghanistan beat the Russians.
I guess what I'm really trying to say here is that you shouldn't mess with those mofo's from Afghanistan, what with their jihads and camels. Crazy fuckers.
God damn towelheads.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:23:04 EDT (#)
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that website is just making your blood pressure go up
she's not worth your ire
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:13:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joe at 2004-07-26 22:09:15 (#)
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If we owe the French for helping a handful of times in the last couple of hundred years, should we hold other countries' mistakes from the same period against them?
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I don't think he got the jist of this post. America wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the
people who helped us during those times. Its not one or two insignificant events this is changing the world kind of stuff. Jackass!
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:10:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joe at 2004-07-26 22:09:15 EDT (#)
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If we owe the French for helping a handful of times in the last couple of hundred years, should we hold other countries' mistakes from the same period against them?
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-07-26 22:08:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-26 21:44:53 (#)
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automatic -2 for political posts. Damn shame their isn't a -4. Your a fucking idiot, I be goddamn if I owe anything to the french
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Looks like you're goddamned then huh?
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-26 21:54:56 EDT (#)
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France is horrible. Go to hell.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 21:52:55 EDT (#)
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I'd still do her...
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-07-26 21:48:48 EDT (#)
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I agree with your title. Ann Coulter is indeed a stupid bitch who talks absolute shit. It's easy to see that she was her wealthy father's little princess. I'd love to see that bitch hatemonger burn to death.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-26 21:44:53 EDT (#)
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automatic -2 for political posts. Damn shame their isn't a -4. Your a fucking idiot, I be goddamn if I owe anything to the french