I got my ass kicked today. (1063 hits)
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Submitted by Freakmagnet (View user info) at 2004-07-27 02:27:37 EDT
Today was not such a good day. In fact, it was an awful day the whole thing went wrong,
then I got my ass kicked by the most popular kid in school.
The entire day was awful, it was just one of those bad days, everyone has them and
I'm not here to bitch. I'll skip over the rest of the stuff and get right to the
part where I get creamed. I grabbed my skateboard from my locker (Yes, I enjoy
skateboarding, I don't buy into all the skater fashion and the whole I'm-cool-cause-I-skate attitude. I just like to skateboard), I walked down the hall to the open doors,
and possible freedom from the day from hell.
As I walked down the hall I noticed a fairly impressive lady checking me out. This
is a rare occasion for me, so I was stoked. She called me over and we talked for
a few minutes. So far so good. I found out her name and she noticed that we share
a couple of classes. (I already knew this.) What I did not know was that she dated,
one of the football team's all-star defensive linemen, although, I was about to find out.
I walked away with a spring in my step and a boost of confidence.
Maybe the day hadn't sucked after all right? Wrong. Very wrong.
Halfway to the door I feel a tap on my shoulder, "Hey skater-fag. Who the fuck were
you talking to?" Now I am not an avid defender of skaters but this term has always
irked me. What is so homo-erotic about a board with wheels on it. Maybe one of the
comments telling me how much I suck will let me know. Anyway, I had had an awful day,
suddenly felt better, then was suddenly very pissed. This is a dangerous a dangerous
change in attitudes and it caused something rather stupid to come out of my mouth.
"I was talking to Jen meat-head, you got a fucking problem with that?"
I had turned around and gotten a good look at the kid (I guess he is high-school age) in
front of me. I'd say 6 foot 2, a good 250 pounds. He grabbed the front of my shirt and got in my face.
"Yeah skater-fag, I do." Again with the "skater-fag", apparently my brain had switched into automatic mode. I said whatever I thought, which isn't good.
"Oh yeah, I'm the skater-fag, but which one of us gets all sweaty and dirty
bumping and rubbing against other guys for damn near three hours, then gets into a hot
steamy team shower with thirty other guys to wash off? Fuckin' queer!"
What the hell did I just say?! He's gonna kill me! I then saw the fist flying at my face.
I was too late though, I tried to duck to the left and he clipped me right in the jaw. I spun on the spot and blood flew from my mouth in an arc. I kid you not, it was like a friggin' Rocky movie. If it had not of been me, it would have been totally awesome. Yet somehow I was still standing. Running on pure fear and adrenaline I reared back and flung my fist at his face. I caught him in the neck but it didn't do any good, he just got even madder and punched me full on right in the eye. I wasn't still standing after that one, I fell backwards and landed on the tiled hallway with a thud. The alpha-jock kicked me in the ribs the ribs and walked away muttering something about stupid faggot.
I was lying there about a minute when I pulled myself up to a kneeling position and started reaching to grab my stuff. I was Jen walk by out of the corner of my eye, I half expected her to stop and help me up then ask me to prom or something. Then I laughed to myself, that happens in fairy tales and teen movies. This is a national geographic special, the alpha-male emerged victorious, if I was a tortoise I would be lying on my back getting cooked by the desert sun. Luckily I'm not, I got up and walked out under the heavy stares of my peers. Jen was probably a bitch anyway.
User Reviews
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:59:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:25:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Trust me: Don't take shit from anybody. Get him back. Once you fuck over the most popular kid in school, not many people will want to mess with you after that.
Trust me. I fended for myself.
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it's true. once you beat the alpha-male, you become the new alpha-male on the block, exhuding confidence and charisma. find a way to take him down.
or you can just let it go. but i think it's a good life-lesson for any young male to learn.
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No... this is highschool not a wolf pack. Should you work out, take steroids, find a club or whatever and beat this kid's ass you will accomplish three things
1) Getting yourself in trouble
2) Angering that kid and all his friends
3) Maybe stopping him from making fun of you
Beating up, hurting, or getting back at the "Alpha-Male" won't earn you a reputation you do not live in the old west. You are not a cowboy. Largely no one will give a fuck what you to do another kid, there is a time for fighting, namely when he grabbed you. Now it is too late, get over it and go on with your life. Try not to be such a panzie and try not to listen to the advice of anyone here excluding myself.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good storytelling.
why do the 6'2" 250 jocks always get a bad rep?
i was a 6'2 250lb defensive lineman in highschool, and i was friends with everybody. even the 'skaterfags' and 'losers.'
maybe i'm just a great guy.
Submitted by hafguitarist6767 (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hmm he's 6 2 and 250
you arnt
but....
you were holding a skateboard and hard blunt object made of wood.
hmmm
yes public schools really are failing our kids.
and the fact that you had to say you arnt a skater image whatever means you are
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:25:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Trust me: Don't take shit from anybody. Get him back. Once you fuck over the most popular kid in school, not many people will want to mess with you after that.
Trust me. I fended for myself.
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it's true. once you beat the alpha-male, you become the new alpha-male on the block, exhuding confidence and charisma. find a way to take him down.
or you can just let it go. but i think it's a good life-lesson for any young male to learn.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
I didn't realise that this shit actually happened. Just like jb, i assumed it was a myth created for the sole purpose of selling teen movies. But in a country with 10,000 murders a year, it seems kind of right.
I pray cancer on him for you.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I honestly can't beleive that just happened. Holy shit.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:26:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
That fetish guy is a fag.
Submitted by jb (user info) at 2004-07-27 09:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Firstly, when getting aggro with someone, don't finish your insult with a question - it makes it much easier for them to come back with something. Secondly, I agree with the others...you should have knocked him the fuck down with the skateboard.
Man, I thought the whole American high school thing of jocks beating on kids was just a myth.
Submitted by fitzie (user info) at 2004-07-27 07:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When I was at school circumstances threw me into a fight with a bloke much bigger thaen myself.
He must have hit me at least 20 times and i was pissing with claret but did i give up...no i didn't. (Probably something to do with brain damage)
I earned a lot of respect that day for not giving up.
Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-07-27 06:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice once. IF you got him back, you would have a reputation, and people will try to challenge that. Anyways, good post
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-07-27 05:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
honestly, I am going to have to look at this again tomorrow. I am afraid I made no sense whatsoever, but it was a good post.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-07-27 05:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In high school, being gifted with wit and a smart mouth, being very good at posturing, and the ability to make friends in the strangest places, I managed to avoid most fights.
In fact, of the fights I did get myself into in highschool, I only lost one. But that was because I blew out the tread on my sneakers when I was running around a corner to get away (j/k)
Truthfully, I was always a smartass that was getting myself into trouble, but I did find that the right comment at the right time would confuse or embarass the attacker long enough for others to back me up. I was never a socialite, but I had a lot of friends in a lot of places, and I was known for doign some insane stuff. My reputation as someone not afraid of pain got me out of quite a few scrapes in my day.
Yeah, I no longer remember what the fuck I am commenting on, but you managed to get me talking about high school so I will try to remember to give you a +2. I was a geek and a pipeliner, someone who could get away wearing a nice sweater, a camoflauge shirt, or a leather jacket. I didn't fit in with anyone really, but I got along with everyone. I picked a few fights and talked my way around them, and was always there to back up a friend in a fight. I had guns drawn on me at school, and narrowly avoided running someone over in my old buick.
umm... I think I am rambling now (excuse me I'm slightly drunk)
let's see... I remember something about fights, and skateboarding, and you being a pussy, and getting your ass kicked... you know, I honestly don't remember what the fuck I am talking about. I quit highschool after two years and went to college instead. Ok, let me see here, I think I was trying to give advise... uhh, just be yourself, and don't give up talking them down. They swing a fist you should duck, laugh, and make fun of them.
Oh yeah, or quit whining about social events and make something of your life so you can laugh at them when you have a good job and they are still working at le Cafe McDougales.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-27 05:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for getting your ass kicked, skater-fag.
You shoulda' smacked him upside the head with the skateboard like the bitch he is, though. But don't worry, it's never too late for revenge. (Get some fucking pics, for Christ's sake!)
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This kid that used to annoy the shit outta me when I was in school threw some sucker punches at me during a basketball game.
I waited for him to get outta 3rd period science and I took him down.
Get your pride back.
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I kid you not, it was like a friggin' Rocky movie." +1 for this line
Y'know that LTJ song, Jen? Somehow seems quite fitting at the moment.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you familiar with the term "truck smack"?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Trust me: Don't take shit from anybody. Get him back. Once you fuck over the most popular kid in school, not many people will want to mess with you after that.
Trust me. I fended for myself.
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Been there before, agreed you should have used the board to show how "faggish" you really are.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're getting positive ratings for getting your ass kicked...I don't know if I should be happy for you, or if I should join in and kick your ass too.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
dude 2 hits thats sad
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It happens to the best of us
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kudos for mouthing off so recklessly! The only part where you went wrong was punching him instead of smacking the fucker in the head with your skateboard.
Submitted by A.Tyrael (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're in school on July 27?
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jen's a big salty pimp.