I nailed some dude in the butt (1645 hits)
Category: Politics -> DemocratsRating: 0.92 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (View user info) at 2004-07-27 02:54:59 EDT
It was so weird up until today I was super straight. Then I saw this hot guy wearing tight pants. Then I got a boner, like a "I just saw a hot chick" boner. So I drank some apple juice to calm down, I didn't want to fuck some guy. Then I thought what the hell, how bad could it be. So we went to his gay palace and by that I mean dark and dirty alley. First he sucks me off, but it's not gay cause I closed my eyes. Then I returned the favor once again NOT GAY cause I closed my eys.
Then it was time for business. He stuck his cock in my ass like I was a fag or something. So I just closed my eyes and pretended I was in the doctors office. After a while he pulled out and told me to turn around, then he came on my face, GROSS. But then it was my turn, at least I had the courtesy to give a reach around. After filling his ass for a while I came on his face. Then I grabbed a bottle and broke it on his skull. Then I slit his faggot throat. God Hates Queers.
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Caged_Bird (user info) at 2005-05-11 02:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Then I slit his faggot throat. God Hates Queers."
PERFECT!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-11 02:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its only gay if he doesn't shave his face.
Feeling stubbles on your thighs is ghey.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-05-11 02:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be on "best ever"
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-29 21:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BRING BACK THE SNUG!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-29 21:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-29 10:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
GROSS
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"but it's not gay cause I closed my eyes."
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OK, that was the only amusing part of this.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-27 10:50:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:28:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
cram it
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:27:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope theres a part 2
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Well Bart should be happy to know that Part II the revenge of my ass is in the works.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-27 10:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Butt, tee hee.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-07-27 10:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' Democrats.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-27 10:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny but wtf is wrong with you?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-27 09:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by glitter_junkie (user info) at 2004-07-27 09:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really didn't want to laugh at this but I couldn't help it.
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-27 09:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-07-27 07:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:32:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll let you blow me when you get good at it.
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:30:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh... I'll respond to your insults when you get good at it.
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I laughed harder at this than at the post.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-27 06:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember that when you're in prison for murder.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what to say. This was just awesome.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cram it
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope theres a part 2
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty damn good!
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:32:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll let you blow me when you get good at it.
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That's what it's all about folks, kicking ass. Damn good Snuggles. Damn good.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:32:40 EDT (#)
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I'll let you blow me when you get good at it.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh... I'll respond to your insults when you get good at it.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You are as stright as a snake.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I gave you ONE -2 for a post I didn't like way to be a retard. Also you ever see what I post nutsack like I expect a positive rating. Go get in some more fake accidents.
Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Spamming sucks, eh?
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mE = TeH SeX
yOu = tEh nOt sEx
funny post
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:56:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
First he sucks me off, but it's not gay cause I closed my eyes. Then I returned the favor once again NOT GAY cause I closed my eys.
Best line ever.
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i agree totally. made me spew my dr. pepper XD
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by A.Tyrael (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is in Politics -> Democrats
rofl
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It was hilarious until the last line. I hate Rv. Phelps and everyone else who says "God hates fags, queers, etc." even jokingly. I don't even believe in "God" and I think it's ridiculous.
Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny post, and i love the category you put it in
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cant help but plus 2 it
im starting to hate you always making me plus 2 your shit
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a faggot that guy was. Good thing you kiled him. What we need is more people like you, and less faggots.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-27 02:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
First he sucks me off, but it's not gay cause I closed my eyes. Then I returned the favor once again NOT GAY cause I closed my eys.
Best line ever.