Dirty Sanchez (498 hits)
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Submitted by Money Shot (View user info) at 2004-07-27 03:24:50 EDT
As we were sat, all alone
I was watching TV, she was on the phone.
She put it down, and looked at me
Moved her finger seductively.
I knew this was it, I was gona score
I could stay with her, even tho she's a bore.
She moved down, got her bag
"what the fucks that? you dirty slag!".
I said, "look here, there's no need for that"
so open your bag and put that dildo back.
She moved over and gave me a kiss
my dick was getting hard, this was pure bliss.
I said, "can you wait, I need to get something please?"
so I ran to the bathroom, to clean my knob cheese.
When I got back, she was on the bed
nothing mattered as long as I got head.
I moved in closer, she was ready for it
all I wanted to do was put my cock in her slit.
so I, took it out, she looked at me in awe
I new the next day she was gona be sore.
I flipped her over, and undressed her mentally
Keep calm Chris, just fuck her gently.
I stuck it in, and pull it out
I did this until she was about to shout.
"oh my god, its coming, don't stop"
so I took it out, I hope this bitch is clean
she looked at me, "you're being mean!".
I got my finger, and put it in her ass
I got a surprise, with her poo in my grasp.
she was still ready, still unaware
I moved forward and grab her hair.
I said, look at this, it came from down south
I squeezed her face, and stuck it in her mouth.
she spat it out, and was sick on my bed
If I can remember.....
I never got head!
User Reviews
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-27 05:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh... A poet you ain't.
Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Staci Nicole i hope you get slag rash. Bitch
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you need pie
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you kissed that shitgrin bitch afterwards.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
crap
Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't realy say that, i got my cock sucked in the end. By your Gran
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post sucked the dick that she didn't.
Submitted by sterling96 (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
decent rhyming, the rest.... well it sorta speaks for itself....