WooWoo (848 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.62 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2004-07-27 03:34:13 EDT
Motherfuckers, I just had the best sex ever.
But I mean, no one really want's to hear about me doing a watermelon, do they?
Well, maybe Method, but no one else.
First off, I don't know why I'm posting this in the first place. Maybe I just like to have sex with watermelons.
That must be it.
P.S. Fuck you all.
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-29 23:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:26:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-10-29 23:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so funny I can't talk right now.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 20:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by negative_twoer_of_fetish (user info) at 2004-08-13 10:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-29 22:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Complimentary -2's on your next 150 posts, just to cancel out the douchebag (you).
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-29 22:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You get complimentary +2's on your next ten posts, to cancel out that douche bag.
Submitted by Fetish_Fucking_Sucks (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
iF YOU'RE A CHICK THEN i WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT IT
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-27 07:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-27 04:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your not funny, cool or popular
and the "I DID I WATERMELON IM DIFFERENT LOL"
Wasnt funny
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Maybe I just like to have sex with watermelons."
Until I read this line, I thought "doing a watermelon" as you said in your second line, was some sort of new sex phrase I wasn't yet familiar with. Sort of like "doing a 69" or something.
Boo.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
everyone knows watermelons are sluts
why dont you good fuck a cheese grater or somthing
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have me confused. Engaging in unconsentual intercourse with watermelons...
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You lie.
There's not such thing as a watermelon.