Dirty Sanchez (593 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.5 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Money Shot (View user info) at 2004-07-27 07:16:45 EDT
As we were sat, all alone
I was watching TV, she was on the phone.
She put it down, and looked at me
Moved her finger seductively.
I knew this was it, I was gona score
I could stay with her, even tho she's a bore.
She moved down, got her bag
"what the fucks that? you dirty slag!".
I said, "look here, there's no need for that"
so open your bag and put that dildo back.
She moved over and gave me a kiss
my dick was getting hard, this was pure bliss.
I said, "can you wait, I need to get something please?"
so I ran to the bathroom, to clean my knob cheese.
When I got back, she was on the bed
nothing mattered as long as I got head.
I moved in closer, she was ready for it
all I wanted to do was put my cock in her slit.
so I, took it out, she looked at me in awe
I new the next day she was gona be sore.
I flipped her over, and undressed her mentally
Keep calm Chris, just fuck her gently.
I stuck it in, and pull it out
I did this until she was about to shout.
"oh my god, its coming, don't stop"
so I took it out, I hope this bitch is clean
she looked at me, "you're being mean!".
I got my finger, and put it in her ass
I got a surprise, with her poo in my grasp.
she was still ready, still unaware
I moved forward and grabed her hair.
I said, look at this, it came from down south
I squeezed her face, and stuck it in her mouth.
she spat it out, and was sick on my bed
If I can remember.....
I never got head!
User Reviews
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-27 12:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck?
Twice?
Submitted by sevens_travels (user info) at 2004-07-27 12:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny, but there is a lack of meter. iambic pentameter is my fave.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-07-27 12:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
fucking poems
Submitted by zeGerman (user info) at 2004-07-27 12:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear little Chris your minds gone astray
You're not still keeping up the pretence that you're not gay
With your hand down your pants suppressing your prick
Its not fanny your watching it's a mans shiny red dick
No points for the pervert and i hope you washed your hands you dirty boy
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-07-27 11:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nasty...but kinda funny
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-27 10:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-07-27 07:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Very Good Death Jester, but Bart is no good
I can use Rhohypnol, if you think I should.
That wont be necessary, my standards are so clear,
My ass is closed shut, you aren't going up my rear.
Submitted by hurdy gurdy <willywonkascokefacotry@hotmail> at 2004-07-27 07:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Amusing to say the least
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-27 07:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well it started badly...
And got worse during the middle...
And the less said about the ending the better!
On the whole it was a complete and utter balls-up!
Here's a poem for you.
Money shot, Money shot, won't you come play?
Bart's getting horny, he know's that you're gay.
He wants it up rear-wise, good, hard, and clean,
But with all that cock cheese he'll most likely scream.
A lack of a gobble is deserved by all those,
Who'll wipe a brown poo stripe under a girls nose.
So stop your tomfool'ry, you're luck has run dry,
Rhohypnol's your option, just don't let her die.