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The revenge of my ass (866 hits)

Category: Politics -> Libertarians

Rating: -0.25 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (View user info) at 2004-07-27 11:39:42 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/39578 Part 1

As I awoke this morning still groggy from last nights activities I heard a murmurring from under my sheets. I immediately thought of Shitfuck and his run-in with french speaking testicles. But it wasn't my balls, it was my ass.

"Ok sphincter you have to hold tight, nothing in, nothing out."
"Listen up cheeks we have an important mission, you have to hold strong for us to win."
"Ok men do your jobs and the battle for the ass shall be ours."

Ha the bastard didn't think I was listening in on his little plan. What he was doing was pure insanity, a sucicide mission. How would I shit? This was a disaster in the making. I had to find something to prop open my ass until they gave up.

So I did the only logical thing I went and bought a 18 inch dildo. As soon as I got home I set it up on a table and pulled my pants down to let them have a look at my weapon of choice. They were shocked I had stepped up my attack. They knew this was the crucial point in our battle. A test of wills. Would I allow a 18 incher in my butthole they had no idea what to do next.

They called my bluff and figured I would never desecrate myself like that. So I shoved it in. Now my ass know's who runs this mother fucker, ME. I also shit cow patties.

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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-27 12:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wouldn't expect two retards such as yourselves to understand this sophisticated brand of humor.

JME I would stop putting things in my ass if I had your sweet vagina to penetrate.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-27 12:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This just sucked.

Submitted by sevens_travels (user info) at 2004-07-27 11:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This was okay as a sequel to part 1.

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-27 11:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Snuggles if we are going to do it you have to stop
putting stuff in your ass.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-27 11:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 be tortured


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