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My F-Date advendture (954 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.5 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by I feast on vulvas (View user info) at 2004-07-27 13:10:24 EDT


From: Cocksucking gal
To: Me

Hey, I want to suck your phallic pogo

*************************************************
From: Me
To: Cocksucking gal

Sure, why not.

**************************************************

>>>>>>>> Fast-forward

We met in an Indian restaurant. I rubbed my balls in curry and took a dump in her mouth.
Then we fucked. I fart after sex though.

Here's a drawing I made, it's art:

Monet.jpg (6 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-07-27 17:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-27 16:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA THIS WAS HILARIOUS

Submitted by umpirerob (user info) at 2004-07-27 16:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

60 seconds of my life I will never get back.

Submitted by ruffian_11 (user info) at 2004-07-27 15:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're such an asshole, I don't know how you could ravage in the first place, unless you drugged her or something.

Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not a lot of artists here.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

For your next post, try ramming an electric egg beater up your nose. Then hit the ON button and have one of your friends there to take pictures. Post said pictures and watch the +2s roll in.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So not only are you a fucking tool, you're an unoriginal fucking tool.

Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you need to perish

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

great post dickhead

Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hahaha that was so fucking stupid I laughed.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

JMG's is untouchable, comicbookguy's is gold. Yours...not quite worth my slack time at work.

Submitted by SexyHotChick at 2004-07-27 13:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uhh Ok.

Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<poop> There. Now you have a steaming pile of Donkey crap to go with your shit post. Is it Thursday already?

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

three times a charm...did i say charm? i meant shitpost.

Submitted by j00 (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucker.

die.

Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

you're post blows BUT i really like your name

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

die

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Lets not ruin the entire _-date series, shall we?

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-17 15:03:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

If this post was a weather pattern i sould say...

Looks like its partly queer with a chance of fag.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-27 13:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope you get sodomized by a bull with elephantitis in its groin area.


All right. His story checks out.

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under "Bush, George"
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