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Submitted by Jinky Williams (View user info) at 2004-07-27 14:04:39 EDT


MIAMI - Police in the Florida Keys are mystified by a bizarre new pastime — young people dangling themselves from meat hooks on a popular sandbar.

The Key West Citizen newspaper reported on Sunday that the Monroe County sheriff's office and U.S. Coast Guard were called on July 12 to the sandbar off Whale Harbor in Islamorada where locals say wild behavior is becoming a tradition.

They found that five young people had erected a bamboo tripod and hung meat hooks from it. A young woman, her feet brushing the surface of the shallow water, dangled from the frame, hooks embedded firmly in her shoulders.

According to a Coast Guard video, she did not seem to mind the hooks.

Lt. Tom Brazil of the Coast Guard said a young man, who also had hooks embedded in his heavily pierced and tattooed skin, told him the group was "just enjoying the afternoon."

There were no laws against sticking meat hooks into yourself and hanging from a tripod on a sandbar, Brazil added, according to the newspaper.

The Coast Guard passed the video on to federal justice authorities to decide if action ought to be taken.

A Coast Guard spokeswoman confirmed the report but could provide no further details. No one was available for comment at the Monroe County Sheriff's Office.

**Copyright 2004 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters.**

//END

What the heck? Anyone else heard about this?
"There were no laws against sticking meat hooks into yourself and hanging from a tripod on a sandbar, Brazil added, according to the newspaper."

Hahaha!


Stay orange.
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Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:54:26 EDT (#)
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Squid: I am directing the "love" conversation to "hmmm" http://www.ubersite.com/m/39621 so things stay on-topic.


Stay orange.
--JW

Submitted by squiddles (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:27:46 EDT (#)
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i really dont know how to define love!

Submitted by squiddles (user info) at 2004-07-28 09:18:48 EDT (#)
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i suppose love is just that feelin that you have with someone and you know that you can trust them completely and that they mean everything to you and you mean everything to them i maybe completely wrong but that's what love is for me and i desire it because all my life i've felt unwanted and to be honest im getting bored of it now! i just want someone to love me for who i am

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-27 16:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't knock it until you try it

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-27 15:23:41 EDT (#)
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It's like the bad guy in The Cell... Freaky to the extreme... *shudder*

Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-27 15:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

sick fucks

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

THis makes me want to rent "A Man Called Horse." am i the only one thats seen this movie?

Submitted by hank_scorpio (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

weird

Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I had their tolerance for pain, but I bet they wish they had my common sense. Maybe not.

Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

They are just practicing to be the new "modern style" punching bags for the new Rocky movie. Before he was hitting slabs of meat, now he can practice on the real thing.

LGF

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

what! who! egad!!!! NNnnnnnnn!

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

How does meat hooks in your back not fucking bother you???

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's just the man trying to hold me down. Or hang me up.


Oh, who knows anymore?

Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Saw the same thing on Ripley's Believe it or not. Not exactly by cup of tea. But, if you want to stick meat hooks in your skin, by all means feel free.

LGF

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

To each his/her own... I guess.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

in a word: "ouch"

in 7 words: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS GOTTA FUCKING HURT!"

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it OK if I stay sepia tone?

Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wasn't this already done?


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