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Rating: -0.29 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Justin Bailey <jimmies_hat37.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-27 17:43:09 EDT


My most sincere apologies to everyone. I came to this site thinking that it was something like a blog but now I see that it is a site of random rants and the occasional literary/artistic piece of gold. Don't forget all the useless crap that people post to waste other peoples time (see my other two posts). Point's are awarded to those of us who either:

1)Make friends with other and then team up to be assholes towards other members (preferably newer users) while still rating fellow friends post with considerable (if not disgustingly gratuitous) generosity.
2)Legitimately create an entertaining... something which is then rated.
3)Berating other people's accomplishments inorder to draw attention to oneself and earn high ratings through popularity.

All though the knowledge of this scandal is unappealing in everyway I thouroughly enjoy the idea of venting all my frustation from the days work towards innocent ubersite users. So please, bring on the low ratings. I look forward to replying each and every one.

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey don't take it to heart. Some people will flame you even if you have
a gold star post. You just have to ignore them. Besides, the rating system isn't what it seems.
Notice I gave you a "0"? that means worth reading. This didn't make me smile nor was
it the kicker of all ass so a 0 is not all that bad.

You're new. You'll learn the rules of uber.

I do look forward to reading your posts.

Love, Munkey

Submitted by sterling96 (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So right on in your post!

Submitted by DBPH (user info) at 2004-07-27 18:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/38844

Isn't Justin Bailey a code for Metroid on NES?

Oh yeah, post sucked.

Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-27 18:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i guess thats your kid? i have one like it only my little gril is about 16months old and i still have it. also thats the way of life at uber if you think otherwise,check out my posts
keep your head up and find something funny to post.

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-27 17:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

trail by fire. deal with it.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-27 17:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

At least you included #2. I sincerely hope most people on this site try to fit that description. You're partly right about the other people though.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-27 17:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Best. Post. EVAR.

I've never, in my entire existance, seen a post ANYTHING like this one.

+2 for originality!


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