RESULTS from the best damn Uber Contest ever! (456 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.14 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by LedHead (View user info) at 2004-07-27 19:05:02 EDT
If you don't know what this Contest was about, go here nigger: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39475
Here are the results.
And the winner is...Dun Dun Dun
SilvrWolf with this insult:
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:30:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear PencilHead:
500 lines wouldn't begin to dictate how much you suck. Looking at your previous posts is proof that the best part of you ran down your mother's leg. You will improve, I'm sure, but not until you've gouged the eyes out of at least 90% of us here. I hope you're anally raped by an entire herd of syphilitic hyenas... and contract crabs, instead. Your uncle called and said he was sorry for cracking your pelvis all those years ago. You've recovered nicely, though; you've learned to suck like a seasoned Hustler cum-dumpster skank.
Eat shit and live,
SW
Now for the Most Lame insult award...Dun Dun DUn
ThatOneGirl, with this most XTREME lame insult
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-26 12:02:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think ignoring you is the way to go in this case.
There you have it, now for some Honorable Mentions, these are in no particular order:
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:43:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, I can see that you're probably scraping for material here. I mean, it's been done a thousand times before.
This foreign guy and I were arguing in a McDonalds one day over something stupid, a spot in line maybe, and before he walked off, he said "you stupid mother produce you freak" or something like that. What a great insult.
You stupid mother produce you freak.
- Me
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:21:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like a sped student in that picture. Some sort of nubs in your ears (possibly chicken cock?) and a lip that looks like you should be gimping around, drooling on yourself looking for the magical peener from Lester the Molester in the back of a broke dick van with rape-tinted windows.
Thanks, that was kinda fun.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:11:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're in black & white and you're sweaty.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:11:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Mother Fucking Newbie
Write better shit or die.
Love,
AlahAckbar
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-26 11:50:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey look, it's a Nazi Nigger!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:38:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
You better tuck that lip in. You wouldn't want to trip over it and fall on your face and get a fat li... err... a swollen nos... err... brain dama...
Too fucking late.
If you didn't make this list, you probably didn't insult me.
You have wasted enough of your time, go away now.
Oh yeah I forgot to praise the winner..Silvrwolf is so sexy, if I was a woman I would have your baby. You are a badass and rock.
And for those of you who missed it, this is MY picture:
User Reviews
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-01 10:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy crap, I won! Didn't mean a word of it, of course, but it was fun. I guess I should follow up on these things more often. Thanks; I'm here all week...
SW
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-07-28 10:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ThatOneGirl-
Another lame insult! Keep em' coming sexxy!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-27 22:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-27 22:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That wasn't an insult. It was me saying that you are so moronic you don't even deserve an insult.
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-07-27 21:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dickhead-
That is me you white trash.
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-07-27 20:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 cause that isn't you
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-27 20:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
mudshark
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-07-27 20:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like no one cares about the best contest ever...well...FUCK YOU!
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-07-27 19:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, I have plenty of crappy material. I just did this because everyone seems to hate me, so I thought they could take their anger out on me. I can always do a terrible I hate Dems post if you want!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-27 19:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What do you know? I'm an honorable mention.
+1 for all the great insults.
LedHead: Let's get down to brass tacks, did you do this to round up new material?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-07-27 19:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muhfucka eat my nuts! YEE-A BIATCHNIT!