Where'd all you bastards spawn from? (756 hits)
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Submitted by Chief_Rugger (View user info) at 2004-07-27 23:41:25 EDT
Hey, Thought I'd do some hit-whorin so I'm gonna ask only 3 simple questions:
1. Where are you? (city, state)
2. What is best in life?
3. Monkeys or Squirrels: Who will dominate the earth first?
(and no, I don't count Man or Woman as a monkey)
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Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:42:22 EDT (#)
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LA, CA
No matter how high you rise or how low you sink, we'll all end up in the same position.
Squirrels. I once saw a black squirrel once. It was insane. It could move sideways like a crab. I'll bet it knew karate too. It was probably one of their leaders. I'll look for him on the battlefield. I just decided not to take out that second "once" from that sentence because it looks cool. I don't actually think it looks cool, I'm just lazy.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-28 01:24:01 EDT (#)
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1. Where are you?
Poughquag, New York. It's right near Poughkeepsie. You don't know where that is either? Oh, fuck it, it's 45 minutes north of NYC.
2. What is best in life?
Revenge.
3. Monkeys or Squirrels: Who will dominate the earth first?
Squizzirrels. Oh yeah, you know it.
Squirrels rule.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-07-28 01:05:25 EDT (#)
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1.) milwaukee, WI
2.) boogers. but not ear boogers, those don't taste good.
3.) hmmm... intersting. if the monkeys evolve and recieve opposable thumbs, i'd say despite the fact that they are outnumbered, they will in fact still win because they will be able to create weapons of mass destructions... like the iraqis.
however, if the squirrels are smart and begin humping like... well... like rodents do, they will increase their numbers and chances greatly. by swarming their enemies, they should also be able to win with their great numbers.
take the slanty-eyes for example. china has a million man army, a worthy foe for any super-power.
so now we're at a crossroad- WPD's (iraqi style) or clone army (star wars style) - i would have to say the clone army would win, only because they would be led by the great flying squirrel, yoda.
boo ya, i'm back to my trip ;)
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-28 00:46:40 EDT (#)
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If its Friday then i must be in........Oh I know Namibia.
Booty definitely booty or was that cheese pretzels?
Squirrels man. Squirrels fucking rule and they don't smoke or do drugs.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-28 00:35:30 EDT (#)
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1. Where are you?
Fremont, CA.
2. What is best in life?
I am the best in life.
3. Monkeys or Squirrels
Monkeys because I once saw a monkey eating a squirrel raw.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-07-28 00:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Feasterville, PA
Intercourse, cheese pretzels, Tom & Jerry
Squirrels.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-28 00:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sonora, California
Meaningful sex
Squirrels, obviously
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-28 00:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kailua, Oahu
Tear-producing laugh's with my woman while we're in bed
Any animal that can conscientiously grab his junk infront of a group of grade schoolers while the kids laugh, the teachers scream and the Giraffe winks in delight about it......gets my vote
MONKEY JUNK rules
Submitted by TheToddfather (user info) at 2004-07-28 00:18:52 EDT (#)
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1. Where are you? (city, state)
Vancouver, B.C.
2. What is best in life?
Time.
3. Monkeys or Squirrels: Who will dominate the earth first?
I know the Squirrels have big plans... Big plans.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-28 00:08:59 EDT (#)
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Yeah, it's pretty far from where I am, though. Do you know where Lake Charles is? I'm an hour north of there.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-28 00:04:39 EDT (#)
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Montclair, NJ
My girlfriend
Monkies by a landslide.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-28 00:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Milltown, NJ
Closure
Squirrels. Jewish squirrels.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:56:50 EDT (#)
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Southern Mississippi, an hour from New Orleans and an hour from Gulfport/Biloxi.
Drinking beer and eating crawfish is best in life.
Squirrels will take over, but ferrets will rise up and slay them.
Hey Kristen, do you know where Slidell, LA is?
Ferretnose
Submitted by A.Tyrael (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
virginia
pussy
what a gay question.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:51:19 EDT (#)
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I spawned from Eudora, Kansas
Now I live in "Great" Falls, Montana
Also, squirrels will win.
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:49:49 EDT (#)
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1. Cleveland OH
2. to see your enemies driven before you.....then slapped with a 13in dildo shaped like buddha.
3. Squirrels, they outnumber monkeys 100,000 to 1.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:49:12 EDT (#)
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1. Vancouver, British Columbia (Born in Toronto)
2. The best things in life aren't things (I saw that on a bumper sticker)
Actualy they are sex, drugs and rock and roll....everybody knows that.
3. Monkeys
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not one of the lemmings chief
I'm a 45 yr old Navy Man
Rhode Island
Best in life that's easy
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
And neither
Cockroaches will win out.!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:48:22 EDT (#)
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Eh?
DC by way of Massachusetts
No comment
Squirrels
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:47:34 EDT (#)
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God yes jeeves, spank it to me baby!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:46:59 EDT (#)
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1 canton MI
2 booze
3 Squirrels, little bastards will unite and swarm the globe
Submitted by jeeves (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i spawned from your mom's ass. you like that, don't you cockboy?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Central Louisiana
2. What?
3. Squirrels