LOL JOKES nswf (3608 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.43 on 161 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kelly (View user info) at 2004-07-28 02:39:16 EDT
hi guys ive bn reading ubersite 4 a while now but this is my 1st post i thort i wood try n tell sum jokes n find out abot y u guys seem 2 be so mean 2 all the new ppl on this site coz sum of them r relly good righters n u shood rate them on there talant and not how long they have bn at ubersite 4. ok here r sum jokes hehehe if u hav any u think r good 2 u can post them below plz that wood b relly good ok plz like them lol bye. ow and sorry if sum of these uve alreddy herd sum of them me n my freinds thort of with our brians and sum of them we didnt so plz like them ok lol bye (i put things in brakets to explane sum of the jokes or make the beta)
wat did the appel tree say 2 the farmer
STOP PICKING ON ME!!!!1 (LOL hehehe coz the farmer was probly picking the appels off the tree)
y did the budgie like chocilate
becoz it had a tweet (lol insted of sweet) tooth
wat duz a duck where wen it dresses up
a duxedo (i think thats a type of suit)
wat do u get if u cross a waffel and a dog
A WOOFLE!!! (lol coz dogs say woof)
wat do u get if u cross a kangiroo and a sheep
a wooly jumper (coz kangiroos jump and sheep r wooly)
wats the diffrance between a teacher n a train
the teacher sez spit out that gum and a train sez chew chew chew (LOL!!!! funny and true)
wat did 1 vomett say to the other vomett wen they were walking down the street
i was bort up here (LOL ewwww funny but grosssssss)
wat is a sleeping bull
a bulldozer
were wood u go 2 find a old cow
in a mooseum (hahahaha its ment to say mewseum but cows say moo so it got changed lol)
hahaha ok this 1 is tricky but relly funny ok its like 2 parts the first part is
wat did the be say 2 the rose
hi bud (LOL rosebud)
and this is the 2nd part hahaha
wat did the rose say bak 2 the be
BUZZ OFF (LOL!!!! lol)
ummmm ok thats all i can think of 4 now but if u guys hav any others plz leave them here n itll b relly fun ok bye plz like it
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Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-01-25 21:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wat did the rose say bak 2 the be
BUZZ OFF (LOL!!!! lol)
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Yeah, whatever the hell it's supposed to be, it's pretty funny. +2 if only for (LOL!!!! lol), the most bizarre use of "language" I've ever witnessed.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-01 23:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
still funny
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2004-12-29 21:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No matter how many times I read this post I crack up uncontrollably...
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-08-28 17:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post ruined my day. Learn how to spell, retard. I can honestly say this is the worst post I have ever read. You're a terrible person.
Love,
Peepoepoewitz
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-05 08:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"hi guys ive bn reading ubersite 4 a while now but this is my 1st post"
Most original post ever. How'd you some up with the idea?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-05 08:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this still cracks me up
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-02 16:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I mean if its NOT shitfuck... almost sounded really stupid there.
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If it is shitfuck, then its........ Method, it has to be.
I Rule
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-02 09:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is it that americans are so stupid. You're all a bunch of illiterate homosexuals, that have brought the world AIDS!
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Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-08-02 09:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Little Miss: Take note.
It is NSFW
Not Suitable For Work.
Not NSWF
Not Suitable Work For.
Get it?
Submitted by TSO_CHICKEN (user info) at 2004-08-02 04:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like to watch people watching animals in the zoo.
keep it comin, i lubs it!
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-08-02 03:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shut up kt plz id like 2 c u do beta u need to shut up n get a life u loser insted of just puttin me down all the time
Submitted by kt at 2004-08-02 03:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok, so i won't post anymore to give u any status what so ever. But until then, ARGH U R SO AARGH. Shenanigans yes shenanigans. And how exacly is ANY of that funny at all. The vomit one?? I mean come on thats not gross at all you stupid idot. and whoever said that joke about the popsickle stick, now that was funny. and to whoever thought this giant bulging pile of shite was funny should go and have a check up, there must be something loose up there.
Argh dam you!!! DAM YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!! plz for the love of god don't post again...ever...please!!!!!!!!! i beg of u!
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-08-02 02:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ow and 2 the person who sed y is this nswf didnt u read the joke about the vommetts ewwwww thats pretty gross i dnt relly think its safe 4 work do u i think it was pretty obvous actully
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-08-02 02:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm u all need 2 get a life n stop bein haters plz ok im myself im kelly ok ive alredy sed that n u need 2 start listenin 2 wat i say insted of just goin out n bein mean all the time plz ok!!!! now stop bein mean HAY SUM! SAY SUM JOKES LIKE I SED 2 OK itll b relly funny plz ok bye
Submitted by kt at 2004-08-02 02:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Honestly? U were kidding right? And now i know my spellings not great but seriously wat the hell were you saying. and the whole brackets thing goin on there, could get VERY ANNOYING!!!!! Anyway. It was a good read, simply because of the sly comments posted about your stupidity. Keep up the good work people
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-08-02 02:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tis post iz d bezt eva! i lyk lafd @ al d jkz! tehy wre funi! kepe titup litel mizz! lvu zay! we hav 2 ctach up! cal mi! 4eva urz! LOL!!1twelve4!!
Submitted by TSO_CHICKEN at 2004-08-02 01:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ty for the explanations- they rule~
hehe good 1 for exposing the true wannabes and nubs.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you people really want to know who it is?
It's Mickginny
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry commie bastard, this is most certainly NOT me.
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-01 23:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lil miss is obviously shitfuck, follow the clues
Submitted by zenxray (user info) at 2004-08-01 18:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, who thwapped me on the melon and stuck me in an AOL chatroom? I'm feeling a bit dizzy, I need to lay down...just for a second.....[darkness]
LOL *WINKS* BECOZ I SuRe Am FeELInG ThIs PoSt...*giggles* NoW sToP TeAsInG Me. AnD I'm all, mY pOsT goT SOOOOOOOO MaNy RePLiEs. MaH tyPinG iS rEaL hArD tO dO 2. AnD ShE's All, pfffff, I'm sO ROFLMAO. Heeheee
[Awakens] What was that? Drive-by dipshit? Nope, a fully loaded belly-roll tee-teen obsessed with the cap lock. .
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-01 16:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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FREE SHIT WOO
Submitted by Random Joe <randomjoe.at.email.com> at 2004-08-01 14:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to give this a +2 on the basis that someday I know you will actually die.
Until then, you get a -2 for staying alive till that point, so the quicker you die the better your ranking on this site. Seems fair enough to me...
Oh and another -2 for appalling spelling / some bizarre kiddie language.
(The sad thing is the this poster may actually have English as their first language)
Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-01 14:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Either you are a complete idiot, which gets a +2 cos that amuses me. or you were being sarcastic the entire time and pruposely acting like an idiot. either way, your moronic comments were amusing. you get a +2.
Submitted by I.G at 2004-08-01 09:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After reading (and I call it reading, even though it was more like decyphering) Littlemiss69's posts, I have arrived at a conclusion: She can infact spell, but dicides to sound like a total dumbass for entertaining purposes.
I Seriously hope that's it, because if not you aren't going to have too many boyfriends... or an IQ that's higher than your age.
Oh and quit giving yourself +2. The whole point of the RANKING is people rank you, not you rank yourself on a stupid post.
P.S: All you fuckers that are going to laugh at my spelling I tell you to stfu now, because not everyone talks english as a first langauge.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-08-01 01:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It appears that instead of typing you merely smashed your face against the keyboard. God only knows how you've survived long enough to master the alphabet.
Oh wait: you haven't. Good luck with that.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-08-01 00:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shut up i dnt think u shood bread 2 loser
Submitted by slowlightdistrict (user info) at 2004-07-31 23:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow.
...you probably shouldn't breed.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-07-31 23:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by anarki_2k2 (user info) at 2004-07-31 17:56:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
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CHLORENE+her gene pool= HAPPINESS
And you Americans wonder why sept 11 happened
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wow, that's funny. you can't spell anarchy or chlorine, and you're asking her if she's serious. you're dumber than you think this person is because you can't tell that whoever wrote this is fucking with you. this post is a honeypot for dipshits and it looks like it's caught quite a bit of flies, just like the other posts. it's ironic that you think we were attacked because of stupidity when you just displayed an immense amount of it.
+2 for anything that brings out the idiots like you.
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-31 21:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
watever principle skinner get a life u loser atlest i try u probly coodnt do any beta coz im new duznt mean u have 2 b mean 2 me if ur principle skinner than must mean u no bart lol is that the same guy who rights on this site
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thats the funniest thing shes ever said
Submitted by anarki_2k2 (user info) at 2004-07-31 17:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
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CHLORENE+her gene pool= HAPPINESS
And you Americans wonder why sept 11 happened
Submitted by myd1213 (user info) at 2004-07-31 15:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'nuf said.
Submitted by Jguy1288 <rhockeyguy1288.at.cox.net> at 2004-07-31 14:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm thinking "LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one" at the thought of anyone actually
being able to decipher this strange alien language.
Submitted by bean (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not safe work for? Nice.
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Casual Observer <no-one.at.nowhere.com> at 2004-07-31 09:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Littlemiss69
User id: 9517
Registered on or around: 2004-06-21 04:41:44
Likely mental age: 9
Likely actual age: 13
Likely IQ Rating: 13
# Messages posted: 5
# Messages mercilessly abused and flamed: 5
# Reviews written: 116
# Reveiws written containing spelling mistakes: 116
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 617
# Times these posts have been positive: 0
# Times these posts have been negative: 617
# Hits: 8196
# Deserved Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: -1.15
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Take the advice girl, it's for your own good
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-07-31 09:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, dear God. There is one word for this kind of blaspheme. LOL!!!!111!!
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-31 08:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
watever principle skinner get a life u loser atlest i try u probly coodnt do any beta coz im new duznt mean u have 2 b mean 2 me if ur principle skinner than must mean u no bart lol is that the same guy who rights on this site
Submitted by Principal Skinner <principal@springfieldelementar> at 2004-07-31 06:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:01:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
I nominate this for "best post of the year" award. They misspelled nsfw.
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Priceless!
Littlemiss Kelly,
My five year old can spell better than this. Didn't you notice that everyone else on this site doesn't write phonetically? Didn't you notice that every other user's posts might contain perhaps one or two typo's but in yours virtually every word is spelled wrong (like you're writing a text message)? Are you only allowed to type so many characters per day, so have to make up spellings for words to use less characters?
And you wonder why everyone thinks either you're a retard or "special needs" kid, or wants to fuck you up the ass for exactly that reason? Do you wonder why they all flame you mercilessly? It's because even your responses are just as shoddy.
Come on back when you can type words that come from a dictionary or even a rudimentary knowledge of English, rather than from a cellphone SMS message.
You're shit and you know you are, get an education and get off this site.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-07-31 05:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm still wondering what exactly you mean by NSWF... Could you explain EXACTLY what that means, and not tell me that you think it's unsuitable for work.
Submitted by Winston (user info) at 2004-07-31 03:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It takes some serious skill, or some serious handicap, to write that horrible. Kudos.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-31 02:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf u ppl relly suck u need 2 stop tryna bring me down n get a life rate me on my talant plz and not how new i m ow and btw wtf do u keep calling me shenenegens i asked my freind at school and he sed it means sumthins not rite so wtf is rong with me u all need to shut up plz
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-07-30 21:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really hope you're joking with the grammer and the spelling and what not. If you're not you might be one of the most idiotic people on the planet. And even if you are joking, this isn't funny, its really a shitty joke. So I guess either way you're pretty fucking dumb.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-07-30 21:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man. Nothing has ever screamed shenanigans this hard. I mean, if this post were a person, they could be the lead "singer" for Slayer, but only for the ong called "Shenanigans", where the only lyric for the whole song is "Shenanigans". Maybe "Tomfoolery", too. Slayer sucks.
Oh, and enjoy a nice crisp -2. Like money, only it hurts you like daggers to the face.
DIE!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-30 21:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:05:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
Littlemiss is Method, do I get a detective point?
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No, but you get a good cock slap on the forehead, you raging reeree
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Littlemiss is Method, do I get a detective point?
Submitted by RoachBum (user info) at 2004-07-30 17:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit. My posts have been fucking shitty, but at least I can, you know, speak english.
And SammySam, I think I got the popcicle once too.
Keep up the good work retard.
Submitted by kukd85 (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All I really have to say is that the world would be a much better place if you weren't here...I was not aware that idiots, not unlike yourself, lived and breathed among us...I've run across some slow people in my day...but WOW, you take the cake...You made the baby Jesus cry with your unintelligent, misspelled dribble...you should pray...and never speak again, people will never know you are retarded if you keep your mouth shut and your hands away from a keyboard.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:25:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:12:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, I forgot to +2 your last post. It ruled along with this one. Keep posting.
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That's it encourage her you pre-pubescent piece of spunk
The stupidest thing I've read so far in this post. Me +2'ing "littlemissy" isn't going to encourage her to post. You -2'ing her is. If you don't want her to be heated, don't fuel the fucking fire. We all know this is just shenanigans, and I know who the perpetrator is. He told me himself.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-30 14:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit I was bored and I looked at the title and I just spit everything out, laughing.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-30 10:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
f*** u allaakbhar get a life u loser n stop comin 2 my posts plz ok wat ru sum sort of fat moran or sumthin u need 2 get a life n stop tryna bring ppl with talant down plz ok ur probly like fat n a loser so plz f*** off n leaf me alone
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy Shit! I feel like I'm 16 again and talking on aol. Please please please, learn to type correctly.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-30 08:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Mother Fucking Newbie,
Write better shit or die
Love,
Alahackbar.
P.S. I thought you were gone. Why did you come back?
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-30 07:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
umm ok thanx for sticking up 4 me method but plz dnt b so discusting next time its relly rude ok thanx bye
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be nice to my lil muffin Kelly, she worked very hard on this post, and it shows. You people just don't appreciate her.
Come here, Kelly, and sit on my face. I'll make it all better.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanx disketor its good 2 c sum1 hear has a sense of humor and can actully understand the jokes
Submitted by psychedelic (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you a little off?
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't get them until you posted what the reasoning was beside them, and damn, they were HILARIOUS!!
You are by the far the best poster here on Ubersite.
Submitted by me at 2004-07-30 01:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You have got to shittin' me.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm sum of u guys r relly dum ur askin if im a guy or a girl lol ru a retart or sumthin do u think kelly is a guys name wat ru sum sort of loser or sumthin offcorse im a girl u dumass
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-07-29 22:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the being fucking retarded (and normally I don't discriminate)
-2 for subjecting us to this shite
+2 because once I decoded the encryption some of the jokes were good
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-29 22:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Never mind... I guess not.
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-29 22:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell?? Am I the only one who noticed that JeremiahC was back?
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-07-29 22:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok when you try to write a post worth reading. How about not giving the rest of us a headache with trying to figure out your shorthand. If you give me a headache with not even the least bit of understanding is an automatic -2. Oh yeah write something worth reading to begin with.
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I nominate this for "best post of the year" award. They misspelled nsfw.
Submitted by TeenageDirtBag (user info) at 2004-07-29 19:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Are you a girl or a guy if your a guy ur probally retarded and if your a girl your probally really ditzy and stupid. And you spell really bad.
Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cause my girl friend loves this shit and you totally got me extra special loving tonight with this.
"plz like it"- that's askin for trouble from this bunch
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-29 16:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What? I'm real! Just ask my gay mailman buddy. We and Santa had a threesome, so don't go telling me Santa ain't real, 'cause his schlong sure felt real.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this made me hungry
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Id like to know who is REALY doing this. Come on , own up.
Little miss is no more real than that christian guy or santa
Submitted by I.G at 2004-07-29 12:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa, littlemissbitch needs to:
A. STFU
B. Learn to spell, dumb moron
C. Quit giving herself(or is it a himself with some problems? We will never know...) +2s in every fucking reply she(?) (see above) gives herself(?) (see above again).
D. Format her(?) hard drive.
Especially D though.
Submitted by Arsenal (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry, the fact that she "explained" the jokes was fucking great.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It never ceases to amaze me how many reviews this dumb bitch gets. Some people write fucking awesome stuff only for it to be completely missed.
Die Bitch Die.
Submitted by chaos (user info) at 2004-07-29 09:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
u wish dumbitch.
im as smrt az u r not.
lern 2 spel n mabbe ill
lyk u.
ntil then
I'm not hitting this anymore as I
don't care to give you any heat status.
Ciao for now LittleMiss sixante neuf!
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-29 09:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shut up choas u probly didnt even get the jokes thats y u -2 me wtf did u call me a retart 4 i dnt go around callin u names i think u need 2 get a life n stop tryna b mean to all the new ppl hear ok wat ru sum sort of idiot f*** off ur probly just fat n stupid anywayz
Submitted by chaos (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate retards
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2004-07-29 08:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marvellous.
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-29 07:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
u mak mi lauf!
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-29 07:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dont b discusting
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-29 07:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Avals you got a little too much time on your hands buddy
go back to writing your cliched drawn out fiction
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-29 06:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut your mouth you little hose hound, and come sit on my face.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-29 06:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF METHOD WTF IS UP WIth THAT ru alowed 2 do that with ur name like that or do u get in trubble 4 it
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-29 06:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf how did i get on the most veiwed arthars list
Submitted by Akegata (user info) at 2004-07-29 05:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Are you for real?
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm avals i think u need to get a life u relly suck y do u always come 2 my posts n try n reck them i think u need to shut up loser
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i finaly understand
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This looks like a perfect article but then someone took a shit on it. DOH!
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, I don't get it...
Wait, nevermind. They're just not funny.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-29 03:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU DIE~!!!@!!! EVEN RANDOM JOE HATES YOU WHEN HES DRUNK
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:20:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so dumb it's funny...
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was shitty, it reminded me of popsicle stick jokes.
I remember one time when I was eating a popsicle I read the joke and it went a little something like this.
Q: What's cold, hard, big and belongs in your mouth?
(I thought to myself "aww how cute, I'll eat it and the stick will say 'A popsicle!' funny". Unfortunatly I was far from the truth, I ate the rest was was shocked.)
A: A dead man's penis.
True story
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WELL. This was shit.
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-28 23:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
learn to spell
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-28 20:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is good shit, Squattail.
Submitted by Faze (user info) at 2004-07-28 20:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wtf? I can't believe I found this funny!!
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Obviously shenanagins but fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so dumb it's funny...
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wat duz a duck where wen it dresses up
a duxedo (i think thats a type of suit)
that was just hilarious
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:12:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, I forgot to +2 your last post. It ruled along with this one. Keep posting.
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That's it encourage her you pre-pubescent piece of spunk
Submitted by j00 (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMFG LIL MISS IS SOOO HOTT OMFG OMFG LOL LOL!11
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, I forgot to +2 your last post. It ruled along with this one. Keep posting.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-28 12:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow that was some gay ass post right there.
I gave it a -1 cause theres some humor hidden somewhere inside there, but you gotta search past all those dumb "LOL" comments and poor spelling and grammer. Good job there with the jokes (I'm sure you didnt make them up, so I could do the same and better, I bet, and without sounding like a complete dumbass), but you don't have to write as if you're talking to retarted people.
Submitted by tomato-soup (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It made me laugh. This was some funny shit.
" Buzzzz Off!! "
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
HA!
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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(Don't bother trying to talk to me here, I won't respond so as not to help her get on Most Heated again. All comments to me go on the post I linked to. Now for god's sake, ignore this and let it die so she finally goes away.)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans.
And damned funny ones, at that.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by smokingman (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:58:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck, your shit, you cant spell, die.
By the way. How old are you. 3????
_______
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can you say shenanigans?
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY GOD???? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
Submitted by glasscpp (user info) at 2004-07-28 10:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
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........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
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..........'\.............. _.·´
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...and take two more!
<^> (°¿°) <^>
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-28 10:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a bad person because i laugh at retards.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-07-28 10:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't easier to type the actual rather words rather than typing all those stupid little shortcuts?!?
Submitted by VeganZombie (user info) at 2004-07-28 10:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss?
Graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss.....
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-07-28 09:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans or not, nobody should have to be subjected to this.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-28 08:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Think of a day of the week and a four letter word, beginning with "S" and associated with meat.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39748
Go.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-07-28 07:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best post evar
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-28 06:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"wat do u get if u cross a waffel and a dog
A WOOFLE!!! (lol coz dogs say woof)"
This girl cracks me up, never leave!
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-28 06:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"wat do u get if u cross a waffel and a dog
A WOOFLE!!! (lol coz dogs say woof)"
This girl cracks me up, never leave!
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-28 06:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVER!
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-07-28 06:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't think of anything mean to say.
But I'll try, it makes my soul hurt when you post.
SHENANIGANS!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-07-28 05:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read the first word, spotted the text speak, and stopped reading.
Has this place always been plagued by people like this? Spending a lot of time creating piece's of unoriginal (it happens everyday), unfunny, unintelligent drivel.
Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-07-28 04:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought they were all very good, now go lie down and rest your head child.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-07-28 04:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans it is.
Terrible, evil shenanigans.
Espo
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-07-28 04:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-28 04:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I second shenanigans.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-28 04:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha, i just had a packet of ketchup in my mouth and it exploded.... haha.
Oh yeah, Shenangins.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The point being.... I've seen funnier in a drunk driver commercial.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39734
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans. Very bad ones at that.
Submitted by Sandi B at 2004-07-28 03:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really how old r u???
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shutup sandy get a life u loser!!!1 atlest im trying u probly coodnt even do beta
Submitted by Sandi B <Luv2flirtwitu911.at.netscape.net> at 2004-07-28 03:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF was this fucking waste of my time...well a friend once said that there is no such thing as a waste of time this early in the fucking morning but i just found 1, r u like 5 years old or wut????
o and :
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:18:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by smokingman (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:58:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck, your shit, you cant spell, die.
By the way. How old are you. 3????
==============================================================
Who's the bigger dumbass, this guy or the poster?
________________________________________________________________
all right im thinkin the person who posted it bcz they set themselves up to be judged like that !!!
Submitted by Sandi B <lu> at 2004-07-28 03:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you really and why must you do this?
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok guys its time 4 u 2 all start sayin sum jokes ok do it plz itll b relly fun
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by smokingman (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:58:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck, your shit, you cant spell, die.
By the way. How old are you. 3????
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Who's the bigger dumbass, this guy or the poster?
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I mean, I liked it.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol this then.-2
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
These alternate identities are really, really lame.
If this isn't someone just fucking with us...oh dear.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...
Wait, NO!
Please, please, please, no.
P.S. Please.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF WHY DUZ IT STILL SAY LITTLE MISS weN I RITE STUFF!!!1
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ how'd he find that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahahahahaha
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF STOP HACKING ME! stay out of my computer method
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:57:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf wat do u mean method this is my first post hi my names kelly by the way lol wat do u mean i lied
Next time when you switch your username because everyone hates you and recognizes it, stick with the new one even though everyone can tell that its you. (cuz your brilliance and wonderfulness is unmatched)
Submitted by smokingman (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just hadda do it again!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-28 03:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is not your first post, dear. You have made several before this one.
LOL JOKES nswf (Rating: 0 on 8 reviews, last by Method 2 minutes ago)
Submitted by kelly (View user info) at 2004-07-28 02:39:16
UBER POLL wats ur fav music (Rating: -1.21 on 75 reviews, last by Scotsman 15 hours ago)
Submitted by Little Miss <69littlemiss69.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-12 04:40:17
SEROUS POST ABOUT PLANTS this maks u think (Rating: -1.38 on 154 reviews, last by FartSmeller 14 days ago)
Submitted by Little Miss <69littlemiss69.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-01 02:27:23
HEHE LOL CATS NSWF lol this is good (Rating: -1.55 on 186 reviews, last by Ed_0150 3 days ago)
Submitted by Little Miss <69littlemiss69.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-23 05:16:05
LOL DOGS ARE COOL hehe (Rating: -1.26 on 70 reviews, last by Punk-not-dead 22 days ago)
Submitted by Little Miss <69littlemiss69.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-22 07:05:58
See? Those were all submitted by you. How could you lie to me? I love you!
Submitted by smokingman (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck, your shit, you cant spell, die.
By the way. How old are you. 3????
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf wat do u mean method this is my first post hi my names kelly by the way lol wat do u mean i lied
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kelly dear, you say this is your first post, but it's not. We have to work on your honesty with us. How can we accept you if you make up untruths?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL ewwww funny but grosssssss
ID?
Submitted by ruffian_11 (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a rank liquid shooting out of my ears right now..
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
could someone decode it for me though not even i can read that
Submitted by MadJesterVince (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I got one thats kinda lame.
Why does Santa Claus not have any kids?
Because he only comes once a year.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
little miss makes my eyes bleed
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god how I've missed you. Marry me.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-28 02:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AGHSTUPIDBITCH