Phone Sex of a different kind. (773 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.67 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by KarmaJane (View user info) at 2004-07-28 08:37:10 EDT
If you're talking to someone on the phone, while you're having sex, is that considered sexual harrassment??? Or only if they don't know you were having sex until later?
See, because this one time my ex and I were in his room thrashing away (I think it was my birthday and so an occaision for vigorous sex) and his mobile rang. Seeing as how it was still in the dark-hours of the morning, his parents were asleep one room over and we were pretty trashed so he wasn't thinking clearly, he answered it...while continuing to pump away at me.
Any other time I'd have gotten pissed off, shoved him away and swore at him. But, as I said, we were drunk so I thought it was pretty funny. And I guess it was if you think about it; me on my back shagging away while trying to stifle a laugh and him on top of me, trying to sound normal while speaking to someone on the phone!
It turns out it was one of our friends who we'd been out with that night. The thing that made me want to laugh the most (aside from the whole fucked up situation itself)? My man must have been asked what he was doing because he goes "Uh...sleeping." After which he says his goodbyes, hangs up the phone and we finish what we were doing.
The best bit came when we were at another friend's 21st the weekend after. I walk up to the guy that had called us mid-shag and, me with my sick sense of humor, I go "Hey, you remember when you called us last weekend?" He says "Yeah, why?" To which I replied (with a meaningful look) "You called at a REALLY bad time..."
The slow-dawning look of comprehension followed swiftly by one of horror and a "You weren't...Ewwww!" was nothing short of priceless. The fact that I didn't like the guy much (he was creepy and always staring at my boobs) made it just that much funnier!
But, looking back on it now, I can't help but wonder: would what we did be considered sexual harrassment seeing as how, technically, it was unwanted sexual activity? Did we rape his poor little virgin mind? Or, since he called us, was he just asking for it???
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-28 09:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-28 09:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you're a real breeding ground for STDs.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-07-28 08:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-28 08:45:23 EDT (#)
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Bah. I really don't see why you're making such a big deal about that. People fuck and talk on the phone all the time. Who cares? Personally, I like to eat a chick's pussy while she talks on the phone to see if she can contain herself and maintain a normal conversation. I've yet to had any of them be successful, but hey, that's just me.
Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-07-28 08:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get slag rash and no-one every wants to screw you again
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-28 08:38:40 EDT (#)
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