Anal Rape and all the things you should expect from BIZNOFUCKINGCHIZZLE!!!!111oneoneone!!! (552 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.2 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Biznochizzle<enlarged.penis.at.a.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-28 09:10:14 EDT
I've found my calling. It'll happen to you too, some day. You'll be walking around, shitting yourself, watching people drink piss. Then you'll realize you can't get no nookie, not even from a nigger or a Jew. Psssh...Like you'd ever get a girl this hot alone at a bar. No no, my friend, you must gang bang her. You just can't get her alone. Well, you have to get her when she's alone, but you have to have buddies to hold her down. Then you can fuck her up the ass. But that's not my calling.
I have been called to stick my dick in a meat grinder. To slide my member over a cheese grater. To insert my remaining ball into a nutcracker and squeeze away. To chop off my breasts and wear them as ears. Naw I'm shittin' y'all.
I think I'm gonna just eat ass and kill Muslims for the hell of it. Then when they're all gone I can ass rape burning Buddhists with long rusted rods. It'll be fun.
User Reviews
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Said jam sucka
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-20 06:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:10:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah I can be immature.
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-07-28 23:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do not let my user number mislead you, Brian. I have been on Ubersite for far a bit longer than you think, simply not under my present alias. Its kind of like a sex change, but not as expensive, know what I mean?
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-28 19:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so you ripped my post why?
i wont ripp yours were both new .
dont hate.
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-07-28 18:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks ass cheese. You should limit yourself to one post on the front page at a time, dickweed.
Submitted by yOMOMMA (user info) at 2004-07-28 18:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you should have punctuated asshole!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-28 10:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by glitter_junkie (user info) at 2004-07-28 10:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HotSexyChick at 2004-07-28 09:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck balls.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-28 09:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should be skull fucked by a horse on mixture of viagra and coke.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-28 09:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope your face has an intimate meeting with the jaws of a shark.
Submitted by VeganZombie (user info) at 2004-07-28 09:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss.....
Submitted by Rocket_stapler (user info) at 2004-07-28 09:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's not point for this post. I'm not gonna give you a plus score just because you use bad language alot. I'm sure most people will though