Übercaption- Jessica Alba style (3595 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.36 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S R (View user info) at 2004-07-28 11:55:24 EDT
Okay I know some one just Ubercaptioned, but this is not a bitmap.
Plus I'm not working tomorrow so consider this post a day early I drank way too much yesterday to even put more than ten lines of a story together so this is all I got. Tough shit if you don't like it!
Jessica Alba in my favorite movie Idle Hands!
I found this pic and I thought the possiblilities were endless...
here's my lame ass hungover attempt
"Is that a monkey living in your ass? it just jumped out and bit me!"
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-06 20:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously bitch, that fucking stinks. Don't smirk about it.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:47:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:15:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
thought bubble from jessoca
'he has no idea why i am standing this close to the washing machine'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jessica alba = auto +2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:15:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
thought bubble from jessoca
'he has no idea why i am standing this close to the washing machine'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Idle Hands
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-30 08:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I put this whole fucking thing up your ass, all the way to the shoulder and it didn't even touch the sides... You need to see a proctologist bitch, there could be a family of Gophers living up there"
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-03-29 18:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
" Damn girl you ass is tiiiight. Got lube? "
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-03-29 18:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jessica Alba = +2
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-07-28 18:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave you a +2 to better my chances of winning fuck all..
"holy shit I cant beleive you didnt feel that!"
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-28 18:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Alba purring in contentment, "That was some mighty fine five finger fisting!"
Dude in pain, "I think I broke my wrist when I punched your colon!"
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-28 18:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Check this out, bitch. The five-finger shocker!"
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-28 18:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by deenie (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:43:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God, i dont think she'll let me go back in to get my watch...
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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Donkey punching you was a bad idea, I think I broke my wrist!!
Submitted by deenie (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God, i dont think she'll let me go back in to get my watch...
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck! Why did I masturbate until my hand got rigor mortis and my dick fell off!
Submitted by kiketta (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OW...What the...Good God! She's got vagina dentata!
No idea what I'm talking about? Be afraid: www. rotten.com/library/sex/vagina-dentata/
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My hand, it BURNS!
Calm down, it's only alittle herpes.....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thought bubble from jessoca
'he has no idea why i am standing this close to the washing machine'
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"...And I'm supposed to be in the pageant looking like this?! I totally chipped my nail, omg."
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alba: I painted my whole room purple. My night gown is also purple. Don't you just love the color purple
Dude: (Fuck, what do I say!? I hate purple!!!) - Uhhh... yeah.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sister Fister?
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm about to dress like an Angel and ruin every girl you'll ever see for the rest of your life."
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I'll bet you this many dollars that i'm gay!"
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"But you promised you'd paint my nails! Look how hideous they are!"
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*SLAP!!*
"You like that bitch? Plenty more where that came from, yeah!"
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Envenom, take me from behind!!!
I love that movie. Best five bucks I ever spent.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not touching that until you wipe!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Hold still. There's a bug on your head."
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"you are going to let me put it where?"
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Get ready for some slapping, beeotch.
2) I'm gonna do ya... in the pooper.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I would 'examine' you, but I feel that all the pap smears your parents forced you to get has turned you into a real wide slut."