Fastest American Ever (797 hits)
Category: SportsRating: -1.26 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by VaginaRavager (View user info) at 2004-07-28 12:10:32 EDT
I wonder if he managed to celebrate at the 'finish line':
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Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-22 07:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to hell because i smirked at the joke. Although the way i see it, if we had been shown a similar joke involving an arab about to get hit by a bomb or something, noone would have given a shit.
This fella isn't one of my country-men, and although i obviously feel sorry for the poor fuck, I don't any more than the starving african that dies every 3.6 sseconds.
I'm gonna make enemies for this review, but fuck it. This guy is one of the hundreds of thousands who died that day from thousands of reasons. In short, i just plain don't feel sorry for this guy especially, because he is no worse off than others who die all the time.
Granted, it still demonstrates a lack of class and sympathy to post this. So -2.
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bastard.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-29 19:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fetish? Is that you?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fASTEST -2 EVER.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus fucking two.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK.
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's right ! Give me some heat babyyyy !
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, can you say "starved for attention"?
You've gotta love the kids that are home from school during the summer like this little sack of shit whose parents don't give them any attention at home, and in turn they come to the interent to make crappy jokes about whatever their feeble brains think would be most shocking.
By 'love' I mean 'put a bullet in the skull of'.
Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me chuckle
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO ONE ELSE RATE THIS>>>
DO NOT ALLOW IT TO GET MOST HEATED> JUST IGNORE IT!
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my God!
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dick.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone needs attention. Go hug a moving bus.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Burn.
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"They're American haters"
This ridiculous shit makes me pisss my pants everytime I see it.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:22:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this bullshit?
some people here are from NYC...and some of us lost friends during 9/11. if you're gonna make "jokes" at least make it smart. this isn't funny at all.
fuck you.
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They're not from America, can't you see that? They're American haters. I hope they both get missles shoved up their asses from of OUR troops!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this bullshit?
some people here are from NYC...and some of us lost friends during 9/11. if you're gonna make "jokes" at least make it smart. this isn't funny at all.
fuck you.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:14:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
haha - Im sure its possible to make a parachute out of office supplies
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:19:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
there must have been someone taking a morning shit up there, only to be hit by a fucking plane whilst doing it
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Holy shit dude, you're my hero !
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there must have been someone taking a morning shit up there, only to be hit by a fucking plane whilst doing it.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hm. Yep, I would kick your fucking ass.
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha - Im sure its possible to make a parachute out of office supplies
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too bad that's not you...
Submitted by Russell at 2004-07-28 12:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go to hell.