Alternatives to 'PEENER' (because that word is just fucking stupid) .....oh, and a camwhore... (2662 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-07-28 12:46:49 EDT
There has been a lot of muckraking talk lately about the word 'peener'. Granted, every bit of it has come from me, but that will not stop me in my quest to put an end to this linguistic faux pas by offering up any of the 10 below 'crutches' as viable 'tools' to be used in your ASSimilation with my way of thinking...
So, without further ado, here are the nominees:
(drumroll while I figit with the...ahem...envelope...)
COCK: The timeless classic. Short, to the point, and effective....just like sex with a prostitiute.
PENIS: The apparent origin of this disgrace of a word for my equipment, 'peener', not to mention the proper name for the organ. This means it can be used at any time without fear of censorship. (This includes church.) 'The New York Times' called it "heady" and "forceful".
DONG: This one is almost as stupid sounding as 'peener', unless you add the magical word 'DING' to it, then you have the childhood classic: 'DING DONG' - which is not only playful and whimsical, but is acceptably used in grocery stores. Next time you go into the store, tell the clerk you are lookin for 'DING DONG' and look closely for signs of contained laughter. Even the most stoic of personalities can get a juvenile kick out of this one. The 'Djibouti Post Dispatch' called it "riveting" and "explosive".
TALLY-WHACKER: This one was always one of my personal favorites because of the image it conjures in my mind. The first time I ever heard it, I laughed for a good 10-15 seconds straight! Then I realized it was pretty immature to laugh at something so stupid....Then I remembered I was 5 and realized it was still acceptable. 22 years later, the wonder is still there... 'The Jerusalem Press' said, "It's the best thing to happen to the penis since sliced foreskin."
DICK: Another classic that is neither too serious or too comical. It just is what it is, like bologna...whatever that is. Which brings me to....
WEINER: It's a good thing JFK never went to Austria, because "Ick Bin Ein Weiner" is not a very becoming thing for a president to say, unless you're George W. Bush. This effortlessly leads me to...
BIRD: If this isn't one, it should be! Ever heard the adage: "One in the hand is better than two in the bush"?...........
Think about that and I think you'll see what I mean.
WILLY: A favorite name of the English and a surefire way to ensure that mine never becomes erect, due to the 'Nelson' connection... Disney Kids Magazine said, "It's a WHALE of a fun ride!"
PRICK: Not only a good name for my Richard Johnson, but a great insult as well!
'Buxom Nurse Bi-weekly Magazine' said, "It only hurts for a minute."
and last as well as least in primate terms:
MONKEY: This one is pretty sick when you consider that monkeys eat banannas, which is some sort of wierd, canniBALListic phallus reference the repercussions of which I cannot begin to fathom in any Freudian sense. But, 'BEATle Fan Club' president, Queen Elizabeth II, said, "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey!" .......Good show Queen!
Let's give a BIG....ROUND..........of applause to all our nominees!
Men, we need to start respecting the institution that is the penis...Take pride in our heritage, and choose a name that is not only fitting, but manly and ungay.
Women, you better recognize and learn to respect my little Ron Jeremy before I go John Holmes on your asses.
Feel free to give me some other suggestions or pet names for the unmentionable member. All in all, I don't care which terms you choose so long as it's not a 'peener' and it's disease free, which since the treatment now also includes mine.
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-21 15:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he looks so nice and clean cut in this picture
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-21 15:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-21 14:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobslider.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-10-08 02:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
can't go wrong with "Anklespanker"
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-11 01:54:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by eIectrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 17:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself?
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-20 23:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will not cut corners.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-18 21:08:36 EDT (#)
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ok, mom, i'll stop playing with it
Submitted by equalizer (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Equalized.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 12:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Purple Headed Warrior
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-12 11:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
btw, nothing like sending Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley my money. Great to know I helped some poor old man get laid....again and again.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-12 11:47:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-12 11:37:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now everyone knows that I'm a total advocate of the word "peener", but I have to agree.
I also like the word "peever". I'd go up to my brother when he was asleep and whisper "Peeeee-veeerrrrr..." and he'd sob in his sleep. I think it triggered bad images in his dreaming.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yea. Giant Penises raining down from the sky!!!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-12 11:42:28 EDT (#)
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By the way, I hope that's an authentic KISS Army shirt.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-12 11:37:49 EDT (#)
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Now everyone knows that I'm a total advocate of the word "peener", but I have to agree.
I also like the word "peever". I'd go up to my brother when he was asleep and whisper "Peeeee-veeerrrrr..." and he'd sob in his sleep. I think it triggered bad images in his dreaming.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-12 11:31:27 EDT (#)
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Mr. pee pee is an execellent choice.
Submitted by purringbubbles (user info) at 2004-09-12 11:23:06 EDT (#)
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i dunno, i like 'weenis' or 'mr. pee pee'
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-08 21:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the kiss shirt.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-08 21:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lick my 'Love Pump'!
Thanks Spinal Tap!
Submitted by fake_bargled (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Want to touch my peener?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2004-08-31 10:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boring, sorry
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-31 10:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I found a new one alternative to "peener"! http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=443
Submitted by vengeance (user info) at 2004-08-13 22:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-10 07:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by woody (user info) at 2004-08-10 06:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny enough.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-01 08:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh electric is cute
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:13:38 EDT (#)
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BoogieFevuh: Peener is a stupid word. It's degrading to the sanctity of my nether regions. Folks, if you're going to -2 someone this is the way you do it! That is the most honest, well thought out, and thorough -2 I have ever seen.
The brain power it takes not to bother reading a post and then advise others not to bother is too massive for me to comprehend...in short, it is genius!
+2 for you sir!
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wang, dong, schlong, wenis, wangsta, freak (as in, suck my freak), mangina, and peener.
The only terms I've ever used for it.
...oh yeah, and dick.
-1 for not liking the word peener, which i find comical
-1 for camwhoring
sorry
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:46:48 EDT (#)
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Read the above post and the below responses...I and my fellow uberers have given you plenty of better suggestions...
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:43:50 EDT (#)
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That picture is definitely phallic.
Submitted by P33N3R (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:32:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 23:55:30 (#)
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Submitted by P33N3R (user info) at 2004-07-28 22:59:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't remove me. Ever.
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You call yourself P33N3R, but you are just a PU55Y. Creating a fictitious account to mask your inferiority...sad.
You, bitch, are the reason amputation was invented!
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Fictitious account, nothing. I've lurked on Uber for a while, and just now got around to registering an account. What better user name than an Uber catchphrase?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-29 02:48:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie, but I'm too afraid of getting a hard on and choking myself.
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HAHAHAHASNORTHAHAHA
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shitfuck=dumbfuck
You don't even know how to properly -2 anymore...This is how you do it.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-30 12:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you shoot out bolts of lighning?...cause that would be awesome!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-07-29 19:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lightning rod.
It's a long story involving an old Zodiac Mindwarp song.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My cock is the "One True Prophet".
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, suck my Muhammed!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-29 10:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39910
S.P.T. Overshadows this.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-29 09:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Avals: We already have their religion for that! But another reason could add spice to the mix!
Val: Do you think we could kindly move the party to your mouth? The traffic down here is horrible!
Illusionist: Lipstick and Royal Sceptre! HAHAHAHA I could see myself using lipstick! Damn! My comments always come out wrong...
SammySam: You can FuckkyFuck yourself....here have a sceptre...
Falco: Most people try to be clever and say it in an interesting way, you, on the other hand, are special, you, sir, are a genius! Peener! .........oh, you!!!! **blushes**
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, I know! Let's call a penis Muhammed! That way, since Muhammed is a euphemism for a penis, you'll get to make fun of all the Muahmmeds in the world (and there are a lot of them) because their name means penis!
There's a party in my pants, and only Val's invited.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there's a party in my pants
and everyone's drowning
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Another alternative to Peener is electrictoothsyndrome. Hey that's a good one.
I'm sick of all these shitty posts, I remember when Uber used to rock. now it sucks.
I guess that's why I spend all my time at pulseHEAD now.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:10:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Badlands: Where do you buy bits for that, the hardware store? That's funny...It's the new viagra - the strap on pneumatic drill!
Spooner: Why Panis?
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I was watching the Family Guy episode "He's Too Sexy For His Fat" with the commentary on, and in one scene you can see what looks like his, ahem, peener. One of the commentators (a girl, I forget her name, voice of Diane) yells "What's that!?" and after some giggling Seth Green or someone said "that's his panis."
Submitted by Illusionist (user info) at 2004-07-29 02:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Somewhat funny article.
Here's my list (without the ones already mentioned):
1. Pole
2. Schlong3. One-eyed-wonder weasle
4. Dolphin
5. log
6. Stick
7. Third leg
8. Trouser Snake
9. Lipstick (think about it!)
10. Wang
11. Member
12. Weapon
13. Shotgun
14. The Royal Scepter (commonly has the royal jewels with it)
15. The head with no brains
oh well, some of these are kinda fun to see if you can get a laugh out of (like ding dong).
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-29 02:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie, but I'm too afraid of getting a hard on and choking myself.
There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited! Well, except you.
Pass on that inspection by Zoidberg or whataefag; I'm not into that shit...
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-29 02:37:59 EDT (#)
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Dude you look like a peener.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-29 02:20:27 EDT (#)
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Nor is it of anyone else's, apparently.
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=Insanguinated
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/results.asp?searchword=Insanguinated
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Insanguinated
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-29 02:04:13 EDT (#)
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Congratulations! You know how to use a thesaurus! And I am too lazy right now to use the dictionary. insanguinated is honestly not a part of my vernacular.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:25:18 EDT (#)
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Insanguinated coital protuberance.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:01:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-07-28 22:48:01 (#)
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I refer to mine as The Infamous Pancho Villa
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The Infamous Raincoat Country House??? Damn, dude, what kind of drugs are you on???
I know who you're talking about, I am just joshin'.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 23:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by P33N3R (user info) at 2004-07-28 22:59:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't remove me. Ever.
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You call yourself P33N3R, but you are just a PU55Y. Creating a fictitious account to mask your inferiority...sad.
You, bitch, are the reason amputation was invented!
Lojope: Maybe we should just be realistic and call it 'Pinky and the Brain'....
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-28 23:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-28 22:25:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy refering to it as "Mr. Bigglesworth". Because then when it shrinks you can say "Must be fricken freezing in here, eh, Mr. Bigglesworth?" and also when is all swelled up he can say "Look what you've done to Mr. Biggleworth!" All in the fun Dr. Evil voice...
Ahhh..ahhh...ahhhhhhh.
That's....ahhhh.
Submitted by P33N3R (user info) at 2004-07-28 22:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't remove me. Ever.
Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-07-28 22:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I refer to mine as The Infamous Pancho Villa
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-28 22:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy refering to it as "Mr. Bigglesworth". Because then when it shrinks you can say "Must be fricken freezing in here, eh, Mr. Bigglesworth?" and also when is all swelled up he can say "Look what you've done to Mr. Biggleworth!" All in the fun Dr. Evil voice...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 21:35:09 EDT (#)
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bicklefragile: i don't know what planet you are from, but do they even have penises?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 21:34:05 EDT (#)
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Val, my monitor is is only 15 inch, and my resolution is 1024x768, your hand is actually pretty small from where I am sitting.
bicklefragile: what?
Submitted by bicklefragile (user info) at 2004-07-28 21:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I prefer "one eyed wonder worm", "meat whistle", or "skin flute".
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-28 20:56:41 EDT (#)
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I swear to god it's not that big in real life.
...
Really.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 20:55:09 EDT (#)
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I thought you were going to say shitfuck.
yea, I checked out your cam too...you're not so bad yourself...except for the hand...which would come in pretty useful if your lips got chapped.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-28 20:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Vanity is my favorite sin."
-Al Pacino, The Devil's Advocate
Haha, Lovesabre. GET IT?!?! Like Lightsabre..
Sigh.
NO this is not Val Kilmer, or anything that harbors a penis. I am, however, Batman.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 20:33:08 EDT (#)
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That reminds me....I totally forgot about "pee pee" - another manly term for my little buddy.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 20:31:27 EDT (#)
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No, sir, 'peener' IS a shitstain!
Thanks for not -2ing me because of my penis-partial politics.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-28 20:02:43 EDT (#)
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+1 for the post
-1 because peener is the most hilarious word there is short of compound words such as fucktard and shitstain
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 19:48:42 EDT (#)
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Val: don't encourage my vanity! Lovesabre was very manly...almost too manly for a girl??? This isn't Val Kilmer is it?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-28 19:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gravy Train, Smith and Wesson, Crotch Rocket
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-28 19:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sabrett, Lovesaber, Toms Jones.
By the way, you are surprisingly good looking. It's like Christmas every day here on Ubersite.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 19:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on people! Where are your balls? Show me some dick jokes! I want dick jokes!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:12:25 EDT (#)
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You jealous of my STD's?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:11:41 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is that supposed to mean you inferiority-complex-havin bitch?
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well at least you never have to worry about getting an STD.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:44:34 (#)
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Bad Larry, pork sword, hot beef injection, pink steel.
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Balls of steel??? That's pink steel to be exact!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got balls of steel to post a picture like that, Mr. Nerd Boy.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:54:11 EDT (#)
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I am sure I DONT want to check, thanks. Zoidberg or Whataefag might take you up on that. If you want to talk length, I hear there is an extremely boring ubersurvey about that right now you should boycott in favor of this post.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:15:02 EDT (#)
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GO Monthy Python WOO!
And are you trying to imply you don't believe me when I say that I have a big schlong? So are you going to take my word for it, or do you honestly want to check?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:31:29 EDT (#)
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Check out the mp3 at the bottom of the ratings list too if you haven't heard it. It's only 125kb or so.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:20:49 EDT (#)
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Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:16:12 EDT (#)
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Right then. In that case, my vote goes to 'schlong'!
That way I can keep saying "At least I have a big schlong!" every chance I get.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Avals: Understanding bias is one thing, recklessly renaming it something like 'beener' would just be irresponsible!
I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish: I never said I wasn't a peener, I just said don't fucking call me one!
ohlookasquirrel: Prick=good choice! Why did you think I was 37 and a half? Was it because I told you I liked 8-year-olds?
Degreeless_Capibara: I stand firlmy corrected...lizards and chickens are far more representative animals for the one-eyed-trouser-snake than monkeys! (sob)(sob)
Jesus, just twist your foot next time you stomp on my ego, ok!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...how do you guys put it..."leak the lizard" & "Choke the chicken".
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:00:43 EDT (#)
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Plus two for camwhoring.
Awww, aren't you cutteeee.
You look disturbingly like bargled. Speaking of which, where the fuck is bargled?
Also, I thought you were 37 and a half.
Peennn...ah goddamnit I can't do it.
I'll have to revert to prick, my old favorite.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:59:56 EDT (#)
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That picture is definately a peener.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As you can clearly see, I love the word peener - http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10902257462323992 - so I'm kinda biased.
Oh well... At least I have a big schlong...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you rule!
+2 for you and especially for pink steel!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:44:34 EDT (#)
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Bad Larry, pork sword, hot beef injection, pink steel.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:49:19 EDT (#)
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"I used to use c. all the time. It's my favorite."
Ahh, yes, how could I have forgotten the seductive sound of the letter 'c' and it's obvious connection to the penis.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:47:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:27:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
Baloneypony, as in "Who wants a ride on the..."
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Is that one of those mechanical rides outside the doors of Wal-Mart?
Submitted by kiketta (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a. kilbasa sausage
b. lovestick
c. little "insert owner's name" (not to say anything about it is little)
I used to use c. all the time. It's my favorite.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Badlands: Where do you buy bits for that, the hardware store? That's funny...It's the new viagra - the strap on pneumatic drill!
Spooner: Why Panis?
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll be the first one after the first one to do this:
HAR HAR PEENER!!!!!
PEENER
PEENER
PEENER
HAR
HAR
HAR
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wang
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Baloneypony, as in "Who wants a ride on the..."
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-28 13:22:47 EDT (#)
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I'll be the first one to do this:
HAR HAR PEENER!!!!!
PEENER
PEENER
PEENER
HAR
HAR
HAR
Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I knew that I had to stop saying peener when I was talking dirty to my boyfriend and I said "ooo, I like when you do that with your peener." Needless to say, it ruined the mood.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Winky and the Dingleberries
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed ..............alot
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I usually go with "Panis." Yes, with an "A."
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jackhammer Of Love
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right-o on the cum hose!
Just remember there is a vas deferens between the water tank and the hose itself.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto plus fucking two, because i agree that peener is the stupidest fucking thing i have ever heard
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pecker.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:49:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally I'm going to start calling it bird. Then I can ask women if they want to pet my cockatoo. That was cheap I'm sorry.
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No, that was not cheap...it was clever, which is purpose of this 'excercise'....to pump up your "pump muscle".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh, you said "pump muscle"!
That's great!.........oh, god.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe I should have photoshopped a penis for my face or something...it would have made more sense to camwhore then, huh?
Submitted by HotSexyChick at 2004-07-28 12:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Schlong
2. Pump Muscle
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The terms are nice. But personally, I'd rather use that picture as an alternative to "peener".
Oh...and +2 for being in the Kiss Army.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like cum-hose, cause then I get the call chicks cum-buckets.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KISS-MOTHERFUCKING-ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally I'm going to start calling it bird. Then I can ask women if they want to pet my cockatoo. That was cheap I'm sorry.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for camwhoring
I still like peener. I still giggle.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 12:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll get us started with "Monty Python" - great dick reference!
http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/penisong.mp3