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The Evolution Of Shark25 (846 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.52 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Shark25 (View user info) at 2004-07-28 14:03:10 EDT


My friendly Uber people Shark25 is evolving into something new. The old shark is going thru a change and that change being I am now 26.

That's right my friends 26 years ago today my mother pushed out a slimly fetus that would one day be called Shark. Shark25 was by far the best version of the Shark to date. I did so much in the last year.

I had a child, completed the tech school I was in, and got a promotion in my company. This by far was the most exciting year for me.

I also started writing again for my stand up act and have a few places to try it out at in the next few months. I will let you all know how that goes

Yes year 25 was great and year 26 looks to be even better. I hoped get another promotion or at least a new job.

Now I know all of you are wondering if I am going to change my name from shark25 to shark26.

Okay some of you are wondering.

Alright none of you are wondering.

But I am going to tell you that my name will stay the same as I have come to like shark25.

And now so that this post is not a complete waste of your time here is one of my favorite cartoons from Penny Arcade.

-2 away.

Good Times.


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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-18 21:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"26 years ago today my mother pushed out a slimly fetus that would one day be called Shark."

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA! Slimy fetus.

I too am 26. It sucks being closer to 30 than 20, doesn't it??

Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-07-28 19:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good job on 26 dude. can't wait to see more of your stories. +2 for Penny arcade.

www.nuklearpower.com
www.pvponline.com

-BongZilla

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-28 18:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Want me to sing for you?
no maybe not, I'll just think happy thoughts

Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome man, glad to hear that you are doing well. Hope year 26 is better than year 25.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

feliz cumplean~os!! ( i don't know how to put the squiggle over the N)

have a +2!

where's your birthday suit??



Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday Shark!


Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

happy b-day man. mine was sunday.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

happy b-day

Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yayhoo for Penny Arcade!

I like www.machall.com a bit better, though.


Stay orange.
--JW

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And you smell like one too.

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday, guy. Have a +2.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I got you a present for your birthday. It's a shiney new +2!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Happy B-day
+2 for PA
+2 for relation to the better part of our cartiligonous world.
+2 because upgrades rock.

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:09:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Penny Arcade = auto +2
-----------------

PA is pretty funny, not ctrl-alt-del funny. But funny nonetheless.

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com

Submitted by sevens_travels (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

plus one for the 'your mom' joke

Submitted by js.rules (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hb

Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

speaking of shark week on discovery, my old roomate is in one of the commercials... he's the Bling-Bling Satan!

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday Shark!!!

Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You HAVE to let me know when you are doing stand-up. I'll come see your show. I'll even promise not to heckle much. Promise.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HB-shark!

Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Penny Arcade is probably the single most UNFUNNY piece of shit cartoon in history, I really hope you don't base any of your stand up on that garbage. You're funny shark, but damn, Penny Arcade?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Happy Birthday

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy birthday! Have a +2.

Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 cuz you're old.

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I only -2 things that really suck. Most people -2 everything since they are jealous because they suck. This didn't effect me in a negative or positive way. A solid 0.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Penny Arcade = auto +2

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Does this change have anything to do with Shark Week on Discovery Channel?


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I'm Homer Simpson.

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The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
out club?

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