No Fuck, No Ride!!! (852 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.43 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by pinky10985 <breawn_frank.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-28 14:41:29 EDT
I wanted tah post something... but i didnt really have anything to post, no important cause, no funi stories, no nothing... well I do have a joke, I'll post my joke.
Once there was a woman on the side of a road hitch-hiking because her car had broken down. A man in a truck stopped and said to her "I'll give you a ride, but you have to fuck me." so she said "well i don't need a ride THAT bad." and he goes "well no fuck, no ride," and drives off. Well he had a parrot in the truck with him and the parrot started saying "No fuck No ride!'' And finally the truck driver got tired and said "if you say that one more time, I'll put you in the back of the truck with the chickens!" but that parrot said it again, "No fuck, No ride" so the driver stopped the truck and put the parrot in the back with the chickens. Later as he was driving he got pulled over by a cop, when the cop walked up to the truck the driver said "Whats the problem officer? Was I speeding?" and the cop said "No, I just wanted to let you know there's a parrot in the back of your truck throwing chickens off yelling 'no fuck, no ride.'"
Yeah I like that joke.... I think its funni.
below is a picture of my favotire actor, Adrien brody
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pinky10985 (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:42:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
well im sorry if I a 15 year old girl thought that it was funny!! you bastards need to spend more of your time larning how to better yourselves than making fun of kids on the internet!!! Jeeze! Get a life, each one of you! and each one of you were a noob at one time, so you can just shut the fuck up! YOU PEOPLE NEED JESUS!
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Yes we were all new here once. However, most of us had the common sense to type their first post in something resembling the English language and at least tried to be entertaining. Also you need to understand your surroundings better before you participate in it.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:14:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, shit posts are hereby reserved for free iPod whoring, because I don't have any money in my Paypal account to put up an uberboard link.
http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7411820
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awful.
Submitted by daniet (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They seriously need to 'larn' some shit.
Jesus loves you, but i dont.
Submitted by pinky10985 (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well im sorry if I a 15 year old girl thought that it was funny!! you bastards need to spend more of your time larning how to better yourselves than making fun of kids on the internet!!! Jeeze! Get a life, each one of you! and each one of you were a noob at one time, so you can just shut the fuck up! YOU PEOPLE NEED JESUS!
Submitted by Random B at 2004-07-28 14:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for being a Brody fan
-2 for the shit post!
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it was kinda amusing
Submitted by HotSexyChick at 2004-07-28 14:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
umm .... ok.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear mother fucking newbie
Write better shit or die
Love,
Alahackbar
Submitted by UniBrowZIT (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 For the half-funny joke.
-2 For a picture of that creepy bastard.