jokes that are actually at least kind of funni! (769 hits)
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Submitted by pinky10985 <breawn_frank.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-28 15:23:39 EDT
every year 2 good friends get together for christmas and tell each other what they got there wives for christmas, 1 guy is extremly rich and 1 guy is extremly poor, so the poor guy asks the rich guy what he got for his wife, the rich guy says he got her a mercedez and diamond earings. the poor guy asks..."why'd you get her that" the rich guy replies, "if she dont like the earings she can drive the mercedez bak 2 the store and return them.
the poor guy then tells what he got his wife, "yeh i got her some sandals and a dildo" he tells the rich guy, the rich guy asks "why'd u get her that" he replies, "well if she dont like the sandals, she can go fuck herself"
There were three men studying an ancient tribe in Africa. One day they were walking thru tha jungle when one of tha tribe members captured tha three men, he took them back to tha leader of tha tribe and said i captured these three men. The leader looked at tha three men and said "We will roast these three men on tha fire and eat them for dinner" the three men said "no please dont eat us we'll do anything" so the tribe leader told them to go out in tha jungle to find 10 fruits each....The first man came back with 10 apples. The leader told him to stick all 10 apples up his butt without making a face or saying anything. He got 4 apples up his butt and fell over. so he would be eaten. tha second man came back with 10 grapes. tha leader told him to do tha same. he got about 8 grapes up therre and he fell over laughing and couldnt get anymore up his butt. the first man said "Bob why did u stop? You werre so close" Bob said "I saw mike coming back with 10 watermelons"
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Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I know how to spell, I just perfer to use that and funni because I feel that they are more artistic, and show my carefree personality more"
OH FOR THE FREAKING LOVE OF PETE AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND RIGHTEOUS IN THIS WORLD! HOW in the HE... what the FA... I can't bel... IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY AND FUTURE GENERATIONS!
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I think of the children. I do. And I weep mightily for the future.
GAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!LOLolooolllloooloallaalallalaOMGWTF yarrrrghhh...
Words escape me.
Please rethink your reasoning. Please. I exhort and beg of you.
Submitted by Carebear813 (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for making me read "tha"
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For the love of Mike, please die.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not bad the first one was the funiest
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pinky10985 (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:18:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I know how to spell, I just perfer to use that and funni because I feel that they are more artistic, and show my carefree personality more, and really my friend wrote thoes jokes, i just copied and pasted them on here because I thought that they were FUNNY
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Artistic? Carefree personality? Slang is slang, plain and simple; spell correctly or stop posting. Slang is a pain in the ass...listen to what Uber tells you.
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pinky10985 (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:18:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I know how to spell, I just perfer to use that and funni because I feel that they are more artistic
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That line sinks it, I second the shenanigans!
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure in "tha" aol teenage dipshit chatrooms you're
a true elitest, but to "tha" rest of "tha" planet you're
just illiterate and annoying.
Get off the internet.
Submitted by pinky10985 (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know how to spell, I just perfer to use that and funni because I feel that they are more artistic, and show my carefree personality more, and really my friend wrote thoes jokes, i just copied and pasted them on here because I thought that they were FUNNY
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*snort* You're funni!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans Market is having a sale on -2's
Here,have one on me
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"at least kind of funni!" just isn't good enough, especially when I need my Dumbass-to-English translator to get through them.
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HA! you're a 15 yr old girl. you are now forever marked, and you will be banned if you make Blog posts.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The jokes were not bad. The way you wrote them sucked.
When you write like you are 11 you will be flamed.
Do not post more than once a day.
Would Jesus approve of your sex jokes?
Just some advice.
Submitted by jewstinian (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"THE, THE, THE. "Tha" just makes you look stupid!"
-1 for using "tha."
-1 for using "funni."
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not the fact that your 15 or the fact that your jokes aren't funny.
It's the fact that your too fucking stupid to even use spell check.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die die die.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
snore.
Submitted by Fartman <Fartman.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-28 15:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What only three posts on your first day here? You'd better get to work, the record is 20.
Hahahaha.
Dope.
Submitted by pinky10985 (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well im sorry if I a 15 year old girl thought that they were funny!! you bastards need to spend more of your time larning how to better yourselves than making fun of kids on the internet!!! Jeeze! Get a life, each one of you! and each one of you were a noob at one time, so you can just shut the fuck up! YOU PEOPLE NEED JESUS!
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many stupid ass posts were you planning on submitting today?
Just curious
Submitted by kiketta (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
THE, THE, THE. "Tha" just makes you look stupid!
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-28 15:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear mother fucking newbie.
write better shit or die.
love,
alahackbar