Uber Survey:How long is your penis? (1782 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -0.79 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Martyn Steiner (View user info) at 2004-07-28 16:17:59 EDT
Why on Earth do Uber surveys always seem to find their way into the most heated? I mean, most of them aren't that interesting. They seem to have a basic structure to them, so I've adhered to the uber survey formula with my own attempt.
I'm not weird, honest, it's just that I'm tired and I really thought it would be interesting to know;
How long is your penis, Uber user?
My penis is about 25 minutes long.
Goodnight.
User Reviews
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this long:
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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-07-29 17:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have a pimply face...
Its normal to have those little dimples at the base of your penis though, don't worry. Its also normal not to.
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Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-28 22:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm with Loki
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-07-28 21:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:24:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Long enough to unzip my pants and smack you in your pimply face with it, retard.
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Hahahahahahhaha.
Wait, um, no.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-28 21:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the one in the front spans a good 5 millileters, whilst the one in the back is a mere 2 cups.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-28 21:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
6,000 BTUs.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-28 21:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes.
Submitted by Small Cock Man <scm.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-28 19:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for my 2 big inches. Hard that is....
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:33:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
You can find out the length of my penis by doing the classic Runge-Kutta method with 4 stages to approximate y' = x + y + xy, y(0)=1; along the interval of [0,1] with a step size of 0.25.
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hahahahaha.. I love gamma.
Also, my penis is approximately -3.2 centimeters short.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm an inny
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2 inches long...
and 28 inches wide.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 inch
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-28 17:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gamma wins! Prize TBA later.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojo is it detachable penis?
oh and my penis is 10 inches but the batteries are dead
Submitted by Acidman (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
10 inches.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, at least you didn't fucking say 'peener'!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39785
that spared your -2
btw...my penis fully erect is approximatly 9 and 1/32 inches, but who's counting?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
10 billion inches
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
long enough to have two kids
however i haven't had much use for it after that.
I mostly just pee out of it now and its long enough for that.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:38:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a one inch mound of flesh, where my penis used to be where my vagina never was.....
A prize to whomever can name that song.
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The Superior Beings
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I have two penises and they're pretty long.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lojo: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm the fabled Man From Nantucket.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ask your mom
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a one inch mound of flesh, where my penis used to be where my vagina never was.....
A prize to whomever can name that song.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 1/2'' long and 8'' around. My friends call me TunaCanDonkey. I may not hit the back, but I'll tear those sides up.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:19:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine is 2 inches... from the floor...
wait. I'm a chick. I don't have one!
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I'd be willing to bet that munkey has both a penis and balls.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God cursed me and gave me three balls and no weiner. I hate my life,
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong!!
(tiny)
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can find out the length of my penis by doing the classic Runge-Kutta method with 4 stages to approximate y' = x + y + xy, y(0)=1; along the interval of [0,1] with a step size of 0.25.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine's only a little one-incher.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine is about 2.125 hands, or 0.0001341540404040404 miles.
It weighs in at approximately 113.39797017633384 grams, sans balls.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-28 16:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My penis is about as long as it'd take for a calf to drive from here to Tennessee.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Long enough to unzip my pants and smack you in your pimply face with it, retard.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I only measure by how well it gets the job done.
By this, you can assume mine is ginormous.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Long enough to hurt her...and you my assfucked friend
This sucked
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what's a penis
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine is 2 inches... from the floor...
wait. I'm a chick. I don't have one!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My penis is retractable.
I can't put a number on it.