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After watching some DNC coverage last night... (456 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: -0.8 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (View user info) at 2004-07-28 18:52:45 EDT



...I went to bed and had a nightmare where Teresa Kerry was chasing me through a dark house and screaming at me in foreign languages while wearing a red jacket with giant shoulders.

It was scary.

She would have caught me too, but the shoulders of her jacket kept getting caught in doorways and slowing her down.

I think I'm felling better today, but you better believe I'll have a nightlight on tonight.

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Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ha ha ha

Submitted by LnkLbrl120 (user info) at 2004-07-28 20:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I demand 30 seconds of my life back...

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-28 20:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Brian, we already know your email address.

Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-28 19:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yep that's how they do it even the best writers only post one a day or less!
My first week I had allots to say and posted like 11 times and I almost quit because of all the -2 posts
Even if they weren't that bad mostly from a conservative republican view
See I'm a divorced dad and 45 so sometimes when I don't have the kids I guess I get lonely
Only this is not a place to share worthwhile thoughts it's more of a rant page for European kids to hate on the USA I found it by complete accident doing a search on google
And thought id try it. Now I see it as more off a challange.and if I can maybe find kindred sprits.
Now my goal is to get a lower negative total and just maybe break even for a post.
Read some of my older stuff some are pretty good. Don't let the titles throw you there all written from a conservative slant
Brian.


Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-07-28 19:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Brian.

What the hell? I get penalized for having more than one thought in 24 hours? Weird.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-07-28 19:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Doo doo doo doo doo doo

Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-28 18:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hey a tip try..i know its hard..to keep it to 1 posts a day.
i dont care myself i posted twice however they will hate on you for it.
Id give you my e-mail address however they would get it and spam the shit out of me
do you have yahoo messenger?



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