SPT-Vermin Love Supreme for Mayor/President/Emperor 2004 (2885 hits)
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Submitted by DancingHobo (View user info) at 2004-07-29 00:27:43 EDT
Vermin Supreme represents many abstract emotionally charged buzzwords, such as freedom, justice, law, order, liberty and democracy, just to name a few. So let's take a look at some of Vermin Supreme's 57 point plan to bring our fair city into the 23rd century, shall we? and remember, these pogroms are, of course, for your own good...
Vermin Supreme Promises:
To do something about the weather... "Too damn hot in the summer... too damn cold in the winter." Possibilities understudy include: a.) a weather dome over the entire city for climate control. b.) the physical relocation of the entire city to a more hospitable climate or c.) simply throwin' out anyone who complains.
Since individual liberties can be counterproductive to a smooth running corporate climate, and since police represent law and order, martial law will be imposed upon election (or coup d'etat, whichever comes first.)
To make crime against the law! combat illiterates! Fight the unemployed! And stop pregnant teenagers! These statistics can easily be lowered by manipulating the figures upon which they are based.
Polygraph, drug tests and loyalty oaths for all citizens, along with the issuance of citizen identity cards, radio transmitter implants and laser fingerprint tattoos to keep track of you and your children, for your protection. Remember, no one's a criminal until we say you are.
To utilize the powers the powers of the eminent domain. To demolish some of the more tasteless structures in town. Require vinyl siding on historical landmarks preserving our cultural heritage for future generations of tourists to come.
Making dangerous weapons available to anyone who wants them in order to help facilitate the formation of a government-sponsored vigilante death squad, lynch mob militia to help take the law back to our own hands. To help in the selected elimination of certain anarchists, communists, street scum and other trouble-makers to be defined at whim and subject to change without warning.
Massive and arbitrary censorship of anything found offensive by an appointed truth and morality squad. Severe restriction of information that could be harmful to you or your children, because as we all know, what you don't know can't hurt you.
To make the homeless disappear. Poof! As if by magic, presto chango. Out of sight, out of mind. Where did they go? Oh, well, you don't really want to know now do you? Nope. Not really. I didn't think so.
To achieve nuclear capability for our little town taking more guff from neighboring municipalities over contaminating "their" ground water and other such "sour grapes".
Placement of lots of little toxic biochemical, hazardous and/or nuclear waste dumps in your backyards. We must all share in the burden of disposal.
Legalization of prostitution and gambling along with the promotion of professional sports, video arcades, and crack houses together with other mindless forms of diversion to help you take your mind off what's really going on.
Vermin Supreme also promises:
To appoint lots of committees to look into all sorts of things.
To tax the bejeezus out of everything.
To pave over everything that has not been paved over yet.
Legislation to make teeth brushing after every meal mandatory.
Free pizza and beer for everybody.
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SO CONFIDENT IN HIS ABILITY TO LEAD
SO EAGER TO IMPOSE HIS WILL ON THE PEOPLE...
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Vermin supreme has already ordered a feasibility study on the possibility of taking his rightful office through force if necessary, but in all moderation has promised to call in an air strike only if really, really necessary. Vermin Supreme shall be held unaccountable to no one. Yes some politicians are above the law. They make them. Vermin Supreme knows that you, the public, will believe anything you are told. Yes, through continuing miseducation, controlled media, and lots of cheerful euphemisms, you'll never know what hit you.
Remember, work will make you free.
The above was taken from http://www.zerohits.com/vermin/vermin1.html
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Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-24 21:37:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-29 07:06:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:36:07 (#)
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Too complex for SPT - you done fucked up, boy
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
uhhh
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:11:50 EDT (#)
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Is this about me in some weird way?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too complex for SPT - you done fucked up, boy