0mfG (1062 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.42 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Vindicated182 (View user info) at 2004-07-29 00:32:37 EDT
k wut up wid al u fagz tockin' shit bout blink!?!?!1 i mean cmon. there ony like, the COOLETS band arondu!1 i wud lik, totely bng tom in haff a min. hes got 2 b da sexist guy i kno!! or kno of, i gues. i dun relly kno him, but i wish i dd. id prapoze 2 him n sht. id b da purfect wife, ya kno? id wax all hsi gld reordcs n sruff n id t8k da crome offa his bumpa if u no wut i meen lol but sersoulty id do it vryday n stuf so edhe luv me wid all his hart lik i dfo imh!!!1
sum guyz hav the sxxexy voicexz. sum guysz dont thts y ur jelous. cuz tom can hav me. you gt mad and throu sum wter bttl. ur so gayt! jeez fagz dese dyaz/ ledsat i kno it not possbile to throw a dam wtera botle dat far i mean dam. lllleike, if yore gomnna lie, lkkoei bout sumtin' thats enecv possibvle, ya kno? your way 2 far fetched/
i hoooooooope u gay fux cn read/ im bing cleer here/. if u dun agree wid me fck off sriously.
ps i put in a pic of me callin u stupid. ncase u forgto or sumtin lik dat.
User Reviews
Submitted by WHAT <Tomtomtom1990.at.sbcglobal.net> at 2004-10-17 14:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ROFL I smell an "Awful Link Of the Day" at SomethingAwful.com! This is pure retardation gold at it's finest, folks.
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-07-29 19:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, anyone who uses emoticons should be sentenced to death. ":P"
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-07-29 19:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The below comment is testament to the fact that people won't get it. As I said, that was a random picture from google. I didn't photoshop in the comment card. It was already there. I thought the grammatical error in the picture was perfect because of the fact that the entire post was full of grammatical errors.
Fucktard.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you had half a brain you'd know the difference between "your" and "you're". You would know that what she's really saying is "Your a fucking retard" or "The Fucking Retards that is Yours" as in, I own it!
Besides, i had never seen anything before this, what is there to get? :p. i say anyone involved in the creation of this is an idiot, including you who still cant time proper responces.
Submitted by mugshit (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, you guys are obviously a bunch of morons. I figured this out after about two sentences... Do you think anyone this stupid could figure out how to type a coherent username, let alone create an account on uber? Or even access the internet? +2 for making everyone look like a dipshit.
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am now convinced I can leave any comment here and people still won't get the joke. I could even admit I changed my name and wrote a bogus rant that sounded like it came from a thirteen year old girl. I could even admit I went to google and searched for "retard girl" with the image search engine. Despite all of this I'm sure people would still leave me comments and -2's thinkign this was real.
Why?
Because people are lazy and stupid. All someone would have to do is click my user info. Alternatively, read all the comments from the people who rated this before you.
These two suggestions would have saved you from looking like a jackass.
http://newpicardsong.ytmnd.com/
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-29 04:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because you havent given me head yet.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your eyebrows look like they were the victims of an unfortunate smelting accident
-2 bitch
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For a minute, there...I thought that message card had been photoshopped...
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a +2, now get lost.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just for 182
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-29 02:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to +2 this
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm not a pedophile. That post was a fucking joke. I think I wrote it to mock Lojope.
Submitted by Apathesia (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...because you wanted it this way.
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 to Spiral Abraxis because that was the funniest fucking thing I've seen all night.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-27 03:14:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, shit posts are hereby reserved for free iPod whoring, because I don't have any money in my Paypal account to put up an uberboard link.
http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7411820
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://newpicardsong.ytmnd.com/
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a pedophile
Submitted by Vindicated182 (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
smatter? cnt dfend urselgs? wtf!! im sik of ppl tockin shit n not bkcin it up/ stpd drama queens cn al kiss my ass! im gonna go lsten to dashbodar conff. now,. yall can fck off. my pictrue say it all. retards.
Submitted by i_eat_babies (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You all fucking suck!
you mised the point completely. Which means that you are the ones that are fucking dumb. Fucking idiots. Seriously, no one really types like that. or atleast not a 17 year old boy. Fuckers. That isn't really him, durrr. It is some other fucko that can't spell correctly.
God, you people are so fucking lame.
Good Job Mister Jay Payne.
Submitted by Vindicated182 (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol jo is a retard
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my fucking brain
Submitted by Vindicated182 (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who da fuk bled da sky? fck u sayin? is it rainign ware u r? wear r u englind r sum shit? dumass. im in america. i support the troops. inglish eats those eggs n the waffles n shit. damn. wtf the f is a shnanign? sum1 pleez tel me?
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shizznanigans.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29510
Good shenanigans, but it clearly states that you're a guy, Bleed The Sky.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was funny as hell i cant beleive that many people didnt get it, +1 for funny, -1 cause it took me forever to read +7 because you're freakin hot, that comes out to +2...or something
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you're naked in that picture. Or topless at least.
Submitted by Vindicated182 (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fck u asshloe! blink has killa beets! fuckin retard. wtf r u talkin bout ownign reatrds? r u fuckin blind? did u not c wut i sad? jeez. pppl these fdays....
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit, I thought I had bad puncuation and what not when typing articles.
YOU'RE a fucking brain-dead whore... and I dont know how 'a retard' can be mine, I think its yours. lolz.
Submitted by alijan <a_sesli.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-29 00:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are hot, but Blink sucks ass! How can you stand their song!! Its all about "Oh no, I broke my skate board" or "Oh no, I lost my girlfriend that I never had" or combination of both.. they have the worst beat! well so does every other punk modern rock bands or what ever you want to call em! It literally makes my ears bleed! I meen I'm not saying I dont like rock, wait no I am, but seriously I really don't mind classic old rock! now that rocks.. but Blink SUCKS ASS! fuck em!
Submitted by Vindicated182 (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omfg ur so dum. u mssd d apount COMPLEETYL! ur so dum. viva blkn!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm thinking of a word. It starts with a She and ends with Igans.
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cant you talk proper english asshole
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and a 1, and a 2, and a -
Submitted by Jozudave (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It`s not "Your a retard"
It`s "YOU`RE a retard."
Retard.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-29 00:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic!!!!