SPT: Über Inbreeding (3187 hits)
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Submitted by Kristen (View user info) at 2004-07-29 03:48:44 EDT
I think in my case, it's best not to procreate with any Über males. Too damn bad.
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy shit, this is old...
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait wait wait - do me too...shit, this means I gotta camwhore huh? I'm willing if you are
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kristen...you should give it one more try. Practice makes perfect.
Submitted by gld1320 (user info) at 2005-05-25 12:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's hilarious. I love reading your posts
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
funny with some pretty good MS paint skills. and it doesnt hurt that ur hot (sort of)
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37198
you forgot to give this wonderful child a chance.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because Bart looks like Russel Crowe
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The real question here is:
Why are you wasting your time on Uber when you could be selling your body to science?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:42:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
God damn you're fine Kristen.
Yours and Barts kid looks like Eminem.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
if you would have tried me, it would be the most beautiful baby you've ever seen.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't mate with bart.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is awesome.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2004-08-06 23:17:32 EDT (#)
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Perhaps the real problem is that you are a man having a child with another man, or because all the other men are ugly.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-03 21:38:36 EDT (#)
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I only clicked this because it was the only thing that wasn't purple on the recently-reviewed list.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-08-03 21:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't tell me you forgot all about little ol' me?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-07-31 13:04:22 EDT (#)
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+2 if you photoshop our kid. http://www.ubersite.com/m/40178
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-07-31 12:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Every kid looks like the Toxic Avenger.
+1 for knowing how to use photoshop (I don't).
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-31 12:22:41 EDT (#)
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BTW, women are much prettier when they don't constantly acknowledge it or feel the need to be reassured of it. In other words, I liked you much better when you wrote posts.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-31 12:16:35 EDT (#)
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You're just afraid I would make your children look better, or at least raise their IQs.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-30 22:35:29 EDT (#)
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Is this really what this girl looks like? Has anyone met her in person and has she ever been to an ubercon? I'm shocked at how beautiful she is so I'm assuming she's another Kristy Swan.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could always consider adoption....
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:24:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:14:41 (#)
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Who wouldn't wanna breed with this fine piece of manmeat known as Sideburns?
www.hometown.aol.com/justinfromtr/main.html
...BESIDES every female that walks the Earth.
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woooow... Justin I didn't know you were so damned HOT!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:24:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
because i have gotten drunk off pancakes.
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you are my new hero.
*(insert cliche comment about Kristen's hottness here)*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-30 01:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The ends certainly do not justify the means.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-30 00:49:59 EDT (#)
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You're a whore.
I hate you.
Die slow.
JK!!! LUV YAS!!!
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your a hottie
post more photos!
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:44:25 EDT (#)
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And you would think that such a gorgeous girl like you could make fine babies with ANYONE.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-07-30 00:39:43 EDT (#)
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Oh my fucking God.
Freak.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:42:00 EDT (#)
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God damn you're fine Kristen.
Yours and Barts kid looks like Eminem.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-29 17:54:50 EDT (#)
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Oh, Viv, you're such an optimist.
WQP-I got your email and wrote you back.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-07-29 17:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the one with Bart looks like a baby "Toxic Avenger".
-BongZilla
Im hot.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-29 15:48:57 EDT (#)
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Hey, they aren't so bad.
All babies are ugly at first!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God damn.. that is such a good picture of you.
Okay, so back to reality. Did you check your e-mail yet?
Sublime, I have been drunk and got people drunk off pancakes before. Its a very satisfying feeling, seeing how pancakes are the best food in the world.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-29 13:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
because i have gotten drunk off pancakes.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:51:33 EDT (#)
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How come I'm not surprised you knew that, Ross?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-29 11:45:36 EDT (#)
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Kristen is so NOT hot.
jk lol!111
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:38:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-29 09:45:34 (#)
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I'm sorry, I'd already gone to bed, Monty.
After too few hours of sleep and some pancakes, that Bart baby is lookin' kinda cute. Maybe I need to start using syrup instead of rum, eh?
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They make maple syrup with rum in it you know.
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:25:42 EDT (#)
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camwhore
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:20:15 EDT (#)
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well, you don't have a beard, but i think i'd be able to procreate with you anyway.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pish!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:17:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:15:48 EDT (#)
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HA that was awesome.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:11:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/39903
this kid would steal your heart
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-29 11:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Our kid would get mad ass.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-29 10:57:09 EDT (#)
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Seems like you look good to me
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-29 10:48:57 EDT (#)
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Yeah! That is pretty damn funny.
I just like the overall look on it's face... its saying "Hello world! Look at me!!"
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-29 10:44:05 EDT (#)
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I'd nail you, but I don't need a kid out of the deal, just a good blow job.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-29 10:38:25 EDT (#)
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WQP-Every time I look at our kid I laugh uncontrollably. The thing has one eyebrow!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-29 10:25:01 EDT (#)
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Kristen! Oh, what a hideous beast we make! I don't think it would turn out that way, what a handsome couple we are....
check your old yahoo account (if you can), I sent you a pic of what our kid would really look like.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-29 09:45:34 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, I'd already gone to bed, Monty.
After too few hours of sleep and some pancakes, that Bart baby is lookin' kinda cute. Maybe I need to start using syrup instead of rum, eh?
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-07-29 09:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by Lije (user info) at 2004-07-29 09:17:49 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, beautifully done!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-29 07:04:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-29 06:01:56 EDT (#)
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Kristen wants me to tell you this is one she forgot;
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39903
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-29 05:57:24 EDT (#)
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SELECTAH!
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2004-07-29 05:02:11 EDT (#)
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Good lord you're a sweetie..... <sigh>
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:57:34 EDT (#)
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That Bartbaby makes me cry in fear.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:46:05 EDT (#)
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Done, but I don't see you (of course)
+2 because you're actually talking to me again
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:37:25 EDT (#)
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Hey Monty-ask Method for my new AIM name, I can't remember all the letter/numbers in your name to add you to my buddy list.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:34:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/35658
Look at that sexy right there, i'm 20 i drive a BMW and i'm not homeless. What's there not to love?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:27:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:02:02 (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:58:32 (#)
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Don, I didn't want to kill any hope of reproducing with you. What if I made our baby and it was ugly, too? Not cool.
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Alright, i'll let it slide. Oh by the way will you marry me?
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just shruggin off my marriage proposal eh?
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:27:17 EDT (#)
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Scary..
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:26:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Trust me... I know.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If there is going to be inbreeding...
Well, Kristen gets the joke.
I haven't heard from you in forever lady.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:23:45 EDT (#)
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Behold the stud that is Justin.
Bart, just because we would have non-attractive offspring doesn't mean I don't still want you.
Thank all y'all for the ego-stroking compliments, you rock.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:22:59 EDT (#)
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Yeah, if I was a girl, I'd fuck Sideburns too.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:22:22 EDT (#)
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Haha! Good Gawdallmighty! Them's some ugly chillerenz.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:16:58 EDT (#)
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BEHOLD my AOL Hometown webmaster skills, foos.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:16:51 EDT (#)
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BEHOLD my AOL Hometown webmaster skils, foos.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:14:41 EDT (#)
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Who wouldn't wanna breed with this fine piece of manmeat known as Sideburns?
www.hometown.aol.com/justinfromtr/main.html
...BESIDES every female that walks the Earth.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:13:49 EDT (#)
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now THAT is a nice photo kirstern
much nicer than your previous ones
i may have to include you in my next cum-orama art work
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:07:07 EDT (#)
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+2 because you're a sexy beast.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:03:10 EDT (#)
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Damn girl, you fine!
And I agree... internet people are weirdos. The only acceptable way to meet people is when you're shit-faced in a bar.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-29 04:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:58:32 (#)
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Don, I didn't want to kill any hope of reproducing with you. What if I made our baby and it was ugly, too? Not cool.
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Alright, i'll let it slide. Oh by the way will you marry me?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:59:27 EDT (#)
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i dare say
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:59:19 EDT (#)
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I think you're too pretty to be mating with guys from a website anyway.
Come on, internet-induced mating? No. Just, no.
This is funny though, very Conan O'Brien.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:58:32 EDT (#)
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Val, I was too scared to try. I don't want any NSync-lookin' kids. :-)
Don, I didn't want to kill any hope of reproducing with you. What if I made our baby and it was ugly, too? Not cool.
Josie, the WQP one broke my heart too. And my computer screen.
Scientifik, SPT=Saucy Perverted Transvestites. Sorry for the confusion there.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:55:29 EDT (#)
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Kristen, you're hot.
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:54:20 EDT (#)
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what is SPT? And why am I seeing it so much?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:51:56 EDT (#)
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That WQP one is UNHOLY.
Which is a damn shame because I think both of you are neato.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:51:04 EDT (#)
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where am I?
I want to make babies with you.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:50:38 EDT (#)
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Now what would you and Method look like, that's what I want to know.
You're so perdy!